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I don’t care about any of that guff, just keep your dirty stinkin hands off my spork because…oh wait a minute, my spork haz pointy edges that might just give someone a nasty scrape……

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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Aha!!! Finally a practical use for a dirk and sgian dubh.

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If they criminalize eating utensils, then only criminals will have eat-. . . . . oh dear god! I can’t continue. This is so stupid that Michael Moore probably thinks that it is a good idea!

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Ginsu-phobic reaction.
Knives today; teeth and fingernails tomorrow.

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The top ten chefs (who possess $4!+ for brains) who obviously think no one else cooks like they do. Elitist twunts are everywhere. And I find the concept of a British chef to be an oxymoron.

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If they try it here, there gonna have to pry my butter knife out of my cold dead hands, and that goes for my assault fork too…………

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Someone help me, I run with scissors!

Please pass a law to make me stop!

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The Home Office is looking for ways to reduce knife crime.

*PSSST* Answer: Make sure EVERYONE has kitchen knives.

The most sensible and easiest solution is often the best.

Sometimes secrets need to be shared.

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Israel has very strict gun laws which is why you saw Palestinians stabbing Israelis rather than shooting them.

This, of course, has ended now that the Palestinians prefer to blow themselves up.

And Odumbo wants to remake us in the image of Europe? Puhlease!

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Hope they remember to turn off the lights …

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Britain forced their citizens to disarm, so like the Palestinians, they’re committing homicide with kitchen knives.

What will they ban after kitchen knives?

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Not only knives, but spoons. They can be deceptively dangerous. Some criminals are so uncivil as to turn the spoon around and use the OTHER end to stab with! How goush!

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Just more insanity brought to you by the do-gooders!

I hope they realize they’ve opened a real can of worms!
After knives will come grapefruit spoons. Then spatulas (you can lay quite a beating on somebody with one of those suckers). Then there are vegetable peelers, and my favorite…MEAT THERMOMETERS! And that’s just in the kitchen!
Then you’ve still got the classic fireplace poker and the candlestick.
Their work has only just begun.

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Here it comes. Owners of grandfathered guns require registration and fingerprinting.
http://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/assault-weapons
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Claudia, so long as the pinkies are up, there is minimal gaucheness.

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just don’t take away my hot glue gun

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O.J. used a kitchen knife.

Just sayin.

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And if there’s a rash of killings by someone stuffing kleenex down someone’s throat….?

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I want it put on the public record, Mz Feinstein, that all my wepons got lost in my last move back in ’97…yup, they just disappeared, don’t know where they went, didn’t notice for a couple of years and didn’t see the point of wasting the cops time reporting them gone…

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MNP, I gotta do a little more research, but it looks like if you machine your own, there’s a way out.

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I contacted Senator Gillibrand’s office expressing my vehement opposition to any tinkering with the Second Amendment. I told her if we can’t touch abortion because it is a “constitutional right” in the figurative sense, we cannot touch the 2nd Amendment because it is quite literally a Constitutional Right.

Yeah, I know. Like she gives a crap.

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Bad Brad was right; I was wrong.

I thought the admin would go only for the high-cap mag.

HOLY COW!!!!! I am genuinely shocked. They really are going down HARD.

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Mandated finger-printing is biopower in action: aiming to separate gun-owners from civil society; it’s a political tatoo.

You’ll have, the ‘dangerous individual’ of criminology; the ‘mentally ill’ of psychiatry; the ‘insane individual’ of the judiciary; and now, the ‘gun owner’ of the Obama tyranny.

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Private kitchens should be banned. All citizens should be required to partake of meals in supervised community dining spaces.

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Obama and the MSM are trying to characterize gun-owners as mentally ill, insane, dangerous; sonl they’ll put ‘em not in a mental institution with forced-fed psychotropic drugs; not in prison; but in special CAMPS.

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She wants us to name the guns?

Mine’s named Reason. As in, maybe you’ll listen to Reason.

Then there’s Black, and Shiny, and Scary, and Yowzah!

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LOL!

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Under what authority does the Obama regime think it could impose gun’s expropriation on a free people under the Constitution and Bill of Rights?

The awesomeness of Obama, and the beauty of Michelle?

The blood of 20 young children?

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hanoverfist said:

“O.J. used a kitchen knife.”

Yabbut he went to prison for using a GUN. To steal his own shit back! And wound up with a stiffer sentence than he would have gotten for the killings.

Moral: When you get away with murder, stop doing illegal shit; Karma’s intermittent, but she’s a bitch.

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off-topic: Never, ever post hunder your own name on a left-wing blog.

Why? Because they’d trick you. I was seriously considering posting under my own name on an “popular” academic blog (I’ve met some of the posters years ago). I’m glad I did not.

While correcting a professor, about how she was conflating very different things (name the concept of ‘dangerous individual’ with ‘mental illness’), I gave her the example of honour killing in islam. Well, they erased my commentary and posted instead: DO NOT POST RACIST BULLSHIT.

I replied that again, she was making another huge error, conflating this time a political ideology with ‘race;’. They erased my reply and banned me from commenting.

Had I posted under my own name; folks would have to assume that I’m an overt racist, which is almost as bad in our culture as being accused of beating his wife or being a pedophile.

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The more I learn about Hagel, the more I dislike him.

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@Dagny — I can’t tell you how many left-wing sites I’ve been banned from commenting.

Doesn’t matter what my site name is, it all goes back to my email address.

Such an uber-sensative group.

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@ Xavier “She wants us to name the guns? Mine’s named Reason.”

Years ago Readers Digest had a great story about the naming of guns.

One of the stories was about a moonshiner in Fancy Gap. As the revenuers entered his home he stood on his porch stroking his rifle saying, ” Now Betsy don’t you worry about a thing . These here fellers have a piece of paper saying we have to let them go into the house. But it don’t say a thing about letting them walk back out.”

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What about my nailgun? Its semi-auto.

Excellant job on the Urinal news interview. This is the kind of stuff they need to be called out on.
Put Dianne Fuckstein on your list of people to call too, and then plaster it all over youtube as well.

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OK Menderman, sock it to me.

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MNP, I like you, don’t get me wrong…I had problems with some of the crap 41 did as well as some of the crap 43 did and RWR too. I do find it very distasteful that you chose to vent your anger on a thread honoring the life of Stormin’ Normam…..

also, I was a bit overboard in my reaction, and I apologize for that…

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Accepted.
I apologize for pissing on the blog.
But really, really hate GHWB.
Bygones?

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P.S. I’m as sober as a judge.

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Not gone, but set aside. I am the kinda guy that prays for Ted K and Sheets Byrd when they die. I didn’t even want bin-laden to die a painful death, I just wanted him dead so that others may live peacefully.

I suppose it is just not in me to have that kind of hatred. It is also not in me to be a warrior, but I love the men that do it on my behalf.

I know we are on the same side and obama is bringing out the worst in all of us, and I will be sure to focus on the your good points and not the ones I dislike…and your good points outweigh your bad ones 99-1…that’s a pretty good average.

Peace MNP.

(and I’m gonna add a prayer for you tonight…it’s all good)

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God bless, Menderman.

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You guys are wonderful.

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Love you too Dagny.

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P.S. I’m as sober as a judge.

Maybe judge Roy Bean. LOL. Good nite Bro.

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Awww…..

I love it when good conservatives kiss and make up.

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