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Where’s Hillary?
On December 15, the day after the day after the shooting at a school in Newtown, Connecticut, State Department officials notified the press that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had fallen ill. “While suffering from a stomach virus, Secretary Clinton became dehydrated and fainted, sustaining a concussion,” deputy assistant secretary Philippe Reines said in a statement to the press.
Since then, Clinton does not appear to have been sighted in public.
On December 19, Clinton missed the State Department holiday party. “I was going to congratulate her on her record-breaking travel,” President Obama said, noting her absence. “These are not frequent-flyer miles,” he joked. “She is tireless and extraordinary.”
On the same day as her office announced her illness, they also put out word that Clinton would be missing the Benghazi hearing scheduled for December 20 on Capitol Hill. Indeed, she did miss that hearing, and another one has not yet been scheduled.
And on December 21, Clinton missed President Obama’s announcement that John Kerry would be nominated as the next secretary of state. “Hillary wanted very much to be here today, but she continues to recuperate. I had a chance to talk to her earlier today, and she is in good spirits and could not be more excited about the announcement that I’m making,” Obama said at that event, again noting Clinton’s absence.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 27th, 2012
Buried under the end zone in the Meadowlands next to Jimmy Hoffa?
Shiite from Shinola
December 27th, 2012
Here’s some advice for Hillary on “record-breaking travel”. Go To Hell!
Bad Brad
December 27th, 2012
Muff diving off the coast of Tangiers.
Diann
December 27th, 2012
The best way to smoke her out is the three a.m. phone call. Least that’s what I’ve heard.
thirdtwin
December 27th, 2012
She’s gone into the spider hole where she hid the Rose Law Firm Billing Records.
sandybanks
December 27th, 2012
Depending on how much work the plastic surgeon had to do, it can take a bit of time for that old body to eliminate the swelling and discolorations.
Buck Ofama
December 27th, 2012
She must be munching on some nasty “carpet”. Just look at those stained teeth!
Xavier
December 27th, 2012
Hill’s getting a facelift from the
kneesankles up. She wants to look young and vigorous when she starts her ’16 campaign just after the New Year.The jokes on her though: there’s not going to be any more elections.
Dr. Tar
December 27th, 2012
The real question is “what is the political calculation behind Hill’s disappearing act?” I believe its one of two answers.
First, she’s trying to save her political skin from the Benghazi fallout by trying to out wait it and let the MSM stuff the whole disaster down the collective memory hole. Imagine the visuals of Hil going before a House investigative committee and the potential misstatement she could make (why she may even tell some truths). These would be ready ammunition against her if and when she makes her run for Prez in 2016.
Second, Hil actually has no ambition to run for Prez in 2016. Therefore she doesn’t want to be bothered with any inconvenient investigation of her role in the whole fiasco. She wants all the fun of jetting off to other lands and partying in the worst tradition of the Ugly American (literally and figuratively in Hil’s case). Again, she’s expecting the MSM to continue to have no curiosity over who put the policies in place that lead to under securing the consulate and relying on Libyans with handcuffs to protect the place.
Conclusion, Hillary thinks she’s above it all. Though she made a public statement of responsibility she actually doesn’t believe she has to answer for the death of 4 American heroes and the sacking of a CIA operation. She’s despicable.
HardyBrooks
December 27th, 2012
Isn’t that her main carpet muncher/executive assistant Houma Weiner trying the rotund reacharound??????????
Xavier
December 27th, 2012
It seems Hill’s as blatant with her sex toys as Bill was. Probably payback, accompanied by that “I’ll never get caught” belief of the high and mighty.
tenmegaton
December 27th, 2012
Obama doesn’t want Hillary dumping this in his lap so what do you think happened to her?
Tim
December 27th, 2012
I hope BO gives her the same treatment she gave Amb. Stevens.
Jim - PRS
December 27th, 2012
I’d even be OK with her not testifying, if (and only if)she would agree to go someplace far, far away and stay there forever. Someplace like the Phantom Zone. Oh, and take her useless sack of shit husband with her.
persecutor
December 27th, 2012
Wonder what Houma’s going to do for thrills once the PIAPS is no longer in power. Maybe Theresa will need some consoling on those lonely nights Horseface is on the road.
Anonymous
December 27th, 2012
Fuck you Hillary seriously fuck you and that rat bastard Alinsky too.
Dagny
December 27th, 2012
“Here’s some advice for Hillary on “record-breaking travel”. Go To Hell!”
You must be a muslim indeed, you satanic evil wisher. We Christians wish Hillary would go to Heaven; we really do. But for that, she’d have to repent.
What’s the best way to make sure she does repent?
Moe Tom
December 27th, 2012
The 2012 “Hide and Seek” Champion.
Dano
December 27th, 2012
I think that she’s an alcoholic and is going thru the dt’s…
norman einstein
December 27th, 2012
@Shiite, “Go To Hell!”
Hell doesn’t want her.
I heard that F.D.R. is working on a petition to keep her out.
Dan Ryan Galt
December 27th, 2012
The cow stills says “Moo”. I see she is following Mooshell’s healthy eating advise. Lookin good Hil! (wretch wretch)
And Houma can’t possibly do a reach around as her arms aren’t long enough.
Serious Putty
December 27th, 2012
OOh Look! It’s a drunken Hag-a-Thon!
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 27th, 2012
Where’s Hellary?
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Name Redacted™
December 27th, 2012
12-week rehab.
Or maybe the Jesse Jackson Jr. Memorial Rubber Room.
When you’re so fall-down wasted you get a concussion, it’s time for intervention.
Nutjob
December 27th, 2012
Like I said,
She’s to ill to testify, but if you told her a bunch of lesbians throwing her a pajama party in the halls of Congress wanted to talk to her, she’d been there before the building opened.