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UK Government: Stop Piers Morgan from being deported back to the UK from America
We got rid of him once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago.
To:
Theresa May, Home SecretaryStop Piers Morgan from being deported back to the UK from AmericaSincerely,
[Your name]
Moe Tom
December 26th, 2012
Mexico. Send the prick to Mexico. Lots of things disappear there.
Bad Brad
December 26th, 2012
Just get him out of the U.S. Deport his ass to Chicago.
Xavier
December 26th, 2012
Send him to do a story in Pock-ees-taan.
grayscape
December 26th, 2012
Perfect Moe – that was my first thought. Let the bastard rot in mexitardia.
MNP
December 26th, 2012
Have I been cut off again?
MNP
December 26th, 2012
Egypt is where he should go.
MNP
December 26th, 2012
There are some nice remote North Korean work camps across the border in Russia that would be good.
Kairn
December 26th, 2012
Um, how many Americans actually wanted Piers Morgan? Like one or two executives? And now that he is becoming radioactive, will they want him for that much longer? I doubt it.
How about sending him to Zimbabwe? I’m sure he and Mugabe would get on swimmingly. They both hate wealthy, conservative white people who own guns and property.
Xavier
December 26th, 2012
Remember that Die Hard that had Bruce Willis with the racial sandwich board in a not-so-tolerant area?
Can’t you see that pompous limey trying to BS a group of street hoods in Detroit? Hee hee.
Maybe we could get a drone to film it.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 26th, 2012
@Kairn — So you’re saying to get Piers drunk, strap a pistol on him, stuff his pockets with Euros, give him the title deed to the Zimbabwean capital building, and push him out of the airplane at the airport. He’s already got the white guy thing down perfectly.
norman einstein
December 26th, 2012
I second Moe Tom’s motion…Mexico sounds fine.
Kairn
December 26th, 2012
@Stranded
Hadn’t thought of it quite like that. But that is a better version of getting him gone to Zimbabwe than I originally thought. Your version just speeds up the game a whole lot faster in having ‘ol Piersie Boy get his priorities straight sooner rather than later.
Although I think it better to ensconce the fathead in a house with a lovely thatched roof that is easily set alight by Mugabe’s goons.
Jorel Lives
December 26th, 2012
Send him to me. I’ll turn him over to Zod and his pals. They’ll get his mind right in no time at all.
bubba
December 26th, 2012
bubba says, if he were an officer in a war his ass would get fragged. problem solved. put a uniform on the limey fruit and send his ass to Afghanistan.
Jorel Lives
December 26th, 2012
Trust me on this one.
Kairn
December 27th, 2012
@bubba
If they send Morgie Boy to Afcrapistan, I want him to be presented to the Taliban as one of those dancing bacha bazi boys they find so delectable. If he is a good dancer he will be lucky to score a sugar daddy who will let him live perhaps a week longer. A precious week of living allowed for deep reflection on life’s priorities.
Kevin R.
December 27th, 2012
Who cares if no country will take him. That’s his problem. Just get him out of here.
1200intell
December 27th, 2012
He’s the lymie version of Kieth Olbermann without the adjectival superfluousness.
Jack Daniels
December 27th, 2012
Thank you all for not suggesting that he be sent to Canada!
Mexico, anywhere in the middle east or Africa is good
Xavier
December 27th, 2012
“My point to you about gay rights, for example, it’s time for an amendment to the Bible,” Morgan told his guest, Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church.
http://redalertpolitics.com/2012/12/26/piers-morgan-calls-for-gay-marriage-amendment-to-the-bible/
Xavier
December 27th, 2012
http://redalertpolitics.com/2012/12/26/piers-morgan-calls-for-gay-marriage-amendment-to-the-bible/
My previous comment is in moderation hell so I’m trying again by leaving out the words b.i.b.l.e. and g.a.y.
Ricky
December 27th, 2012
Someone listed Cape Town, South Africa as the most dangerous city in the world:
While Cape Town is a huge tourist attraction and a big city full of things to do, it also has extremely high crime rates and walking down the wrong street at the wrong time can put you in harms way. The disparity between socioeconomic classes is a major factor for criminal activity, and robbery is extremely common. Tourists are advised to do their research and stay in a relatively safe part of the city, don’t walk around unless the streets are well-lit with plenty of people out and be extra careful if you have to use an ATM.
So, drop Piers off in a bad part of town that’s poorly lit, in a tuxedo with a few pre-paid ATM debit cards. problem solved, problem staying solved.
TED JUSANT
December 27th, 2012
The americans want to deport Piers morgan,?
Why don’t the uk put him in indefinite detention like they have done to Tommy Robinson.
FREE TOMMY ROBINSON.