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UK Government: Stop Piers Morgan from being deported back to the UK from America

We got rid of him once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago.

 

To:
Theresa May, Home Secretary
Stop Piers Morgan from being deported back to the UK from America

Sincerely,
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  1. Moe Tom

    December 26th, 2012

    Mexico. Send the prick to Mexico. Lots of things disappear there.

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  2. Bad Brad

    December 26th, 2012

    Just get him out of the U.S. Deport his ass to Chicago.

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  3. Xavier

    December 26th, 2012

    Send him to do a story in Pock-ees-taan.

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  4. grayscape

    December 26th, 2012

    Perfect Moe – that was my first thought. Let the bastard rot in mexitardia.

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  5. MNP

    December 26th, 2012

    Have I been cut off again?

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  6. MNP

    December 26th, 2012

    Egypt is where he should go.

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  7. MNP

    December 26th, 2012

    There are some nice remote North Korean work camps across the border in Russia that would be good.

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  8. Kairn

    December 26th, 2012

    Um, how many Americans actually wanted Piers Morgan? Like one or two executives? And now that he is becoming radioactive, will they want him for that much longer? I doubt it.

    How about sending him to Zimbabwe? I’m sure he and Mugabe would get on swimmingly. They both hate wealthy, conservative white people who own guns and property.

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  9. Xavier

    December 26th, 2012

    Remember that Die Hard that had Bruce Willis with the racial sandwich board in a not-so-tolerant area?

    Can’t you see that pompous limey trying to BS a group of street hoods in Detroit? Hee hee.

    Maybe we could get a drone to film it.

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 26th, 2012

    @Kairn — So you’re saying to get Piers drunk, strap a pistol on him, stuff his pockets with Euros, give him the title deed to the Zimbabwean capital building, and push him out of the airplane at the airport. He’s already got the white guy thing down perfectly.

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  11. norman einstein

    December 26th, 2012

    I second Moe Tom’s motion…Mexico sounds fine.

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  12. Kairn

    December 26th, 2012

    @Stranded
    Hadn’t thought of it quite like that. But that is a better version of getting him gone to Zimbabwe than I originally thought. Your version just speeds up the game a whole lot faster in having ‘ol Piersie Boy get his priorities straight sooner rather than later.

    Although I think it better to ensconce the fathead in a house with a lovely thatched roof that is easily set alight by Mugabe’s goons.

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  13. Jorel Lives

    December 26th, 2012

    Send him to me. I’ll turn him over to Zod and his pals. They’ll get his mind right in no time at all.

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  14. bubba

    December 26th, 2012

    bubba says, if he were an officer in a war his ass would get fragged. problem solved. put a uniform on the limey fruit and send his ass to Afghanistan.

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  15. Jorel Lives

    December 26th, 2012

    Trust me on this one.

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  16. Kairn

    December 27th, 2012

    @bubba
    If they send Morgie Boy to Afcrapistan, I want him to be presented to the Taliban as one of those dancing bacha bazi boys they find so delectable. If he is a good dancer he will be lucky to score a sugar daddy who will let him live perhaps a week longer. A precious week of living allowed for deep reflection on life’s priorities.

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  17. Kevin R.

    December 27th, 2012

    Who cares if no country will take him. That’s his problem. Just get him out of here.

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  18. 1200intell

    December 27th, 2012

    He’s the lymie version of Kieth Olbermann without the adjectival superfluousness.

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  19. Jack Daniels

    December 27th, 2012

    Thank you all for not suggesting that he be sent to Canada!

    Mexico, anywhere in the middle east or Africa is good

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  20. Xavier

    December 27th, 2012

    “My point to you about gay rights, for example, it’s time for an amendment to the Bible,” Morgan told his guest, Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church.

    http://redalertpolitics.com/2012/12/26/piers-morgan-calls-for-gay-marriage-amendment-to-the-bible/

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  21. Xavier

    December 27th, 2012

    http://redalertpolitics.com/2012/12/26/piers-morgan-calls-for-gay-marriage-amendment-to-the-bible/

    My previous comment is in moderation hell so I’m trying again by leaving out the words b.i.b.l.e. and g.a.y.

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  22. Ricky

    December 27th, 2012

    Someone listed Cape Town, South Africa as the most dangerous city in the world:

    While Cape Town is a huge tourist attraction and a big city full of things to do, it also has extremely high crime rates and walking down the wrong street at the wrong time can put you in harms way. The disparity between socioeconomic classes is a major factor for criminal activity, and robbery is extremely common. Tourists are advised to do their research and stay in a relatively safe part of the city, don’t walk around unless the streets are well-lit with plenty of people out and be extra careful if you have to use an ATM.

    So, drop Piers off in a bad part of town that’s poorly lit, in a tuxedo with a few pre-paid ATM debit cards. problem solved, problem staying solved.

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  23. TED JUSANT

    December 27th, 2012

    The americans want to deport Piers morgan,?
    Why don’t the uk put him in indefinite detention like they have done to Tommy Robinson.
    FREE TOMMY ROBINSON.

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