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Naked man ‘assaulted his girlfriend after losing game of beer pong’

Home - by - December 26, 2012 - 16:15 America/New_York - 14 Comments

Daily Mail UK

A naked man, who was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, told police he had lost his clothes while playing the drinking game beer pong.

Jamar Darnell Thomas, 19, was arrested at an apartment in Athens-Clarke after apparently losing the game which involves bouncing a ping pong ball across a table with the aim of landing it into a cup of beer at the other end.

Officers arriving at the scene at 1.20am reported hearing the sounds of a struggle and a woman crying loudly. They were then met at the door by a woman sporting a bloody lip.

Naked: Jamar Darnell Thomas, 19, was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend after apparently losing a game of beer pong

 

Naked: Jamar Darnell Thomas, 19, was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend after apparently losing a game of beer pong

Police discovered the naked man in the living room along with several plastic cups on a table one of which had two ping pong balls in it.

According to the police the man explained that he wasn’t wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong.

Sometime during or after the game the man got into a heated argument with his girlfriend about politics.

Then when the woman used Thomas’ phone to send a text message to her roommate, Thomas tried to see it.

According to a report in onlineathens, the woman snatched the phone back and slapped Thomas in the face.

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h/t  Chalupa

» 14 Comments

  1. Tim

    December 26th, 2012

    Beer pong is a rough and tumble game – he should take up knitting.

    No, knitting needles might get him in trouble, too.

    Hmmmm … finger painting?

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  2. jim

    December 26th, 2012

    Don’t ridicule him for chimping-out. It’s what
    these people do from time to time.

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  3. hanoverfist

    December 26th, 2012

    I just HATE it when that happens.

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  4. scribble

    December 26th, 2012

    “Sometime during or after the game the man got into a heated argument with his girlfriend about politics.”

    Another obama voter who didn’t want to hear the truth.

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  5. Xavier

    December 26th, 2012

    Tea Party members no doubt.

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  6. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 26th, 2012

    When the police found him naked, was he carrying a Chihuahua?

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 26th, 2012

    …the woman snatched the phone back and slapped Thomas in the face.

    She started it!
    No, HE started it!
    Did not!
    Did TOO!
    Bitch! Gimme back my 0bamafone!

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  8. Poonces

    December 26th, 2012

    Sounds like just an ordinary day in the lives of… people who sometimes live together…Yeah, that kind.

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 26th, 2012

    After watching the dog video of 34,000 years ago, looking at Jamar’s side profile I’m thinking Neanderthal. Any doubters?

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  10. Death_By_Farts

    December 26th, 2012

    That’s what she gets for dating a thug like him.

    I don’t have any sympathy for her whatsoever.

    On a lighter note I wouldn’t mind beating the shit out of the guy for what he did, and finish him off by farting in his mouth.

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  11. Dumbplumber

    December 26th, 2012

    This just may be one of those evolutionary moments. Next time cops are called to a ‘Beer Pong’ blowout, just hand each contestant a loaded gun and close the door. Let God and Darwin sort them out.

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  12. Ten Megaton

    December 26th, 2012

    My first comment..Dumbass. Never played strip beer pong.

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  13. Bad Brad

    December 26th, 2012

    This isn’t that hard to figure out. He lost. Was infuriated by her reaction after he dropped his panties.

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  14. conservative cowgirl

    December 27th, 2012

    Should I ask what the yellowish splotches are on his shirt? No, I should not.

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