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Naked man ‘assaulted his girlfriend after losing game of beer pong’
A naked man, who was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, told police he had lost his clothes while playing the drinking game beer pong.
Jamar Darnell Thomas, 19, was arrested at an apartment in Athens-Clarke after apparently losing the game which involves bouncing a ping pong ball across a table with the aim of landing it into a cup of beer at the other end.
Officers arriving at the scene at 1.20am reported hearing the sounds of a struggle and a woman crying loudly. They were then met at the door by a woman sporting a bloody lip.
Naked: Jamar Darnell Thomas, 19, was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend after apparently losing a game of beer pong
Police discovered the naked man in the living room along with several plastic cups on a table one of which had two ping pong balls in it.
According to the police the man explained that he wasn’t wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong.
Sometime during or after the game the man got into a heated argument with his girlfriend about politics.
Then when the woman used Thomas’ phone to send a text message to her roommate, Thomas tried to see it.
According to a report in onlineathens, the woman snatched the phone back and slapped Thomas in the face.
h/t Chalupa
Tim
December 26th, 2012
Beer pong is a rough and tumble game – he should take up knitting.
No, knitting needles might get him in trouble, too.
Hmmmm … finger painting?
jim
December 26th, 2012
Don’t ridicule him for chimping-out. It’s what
these people do from time to time.
hanoverfist
December 26th, 2012
I just HATE it when that happens.
scribble
December 26th, 2012
“Sometime during or after the game the man got into a heated argument with his girlfriend about politics.”
Another obama voter who didn’t want to hear the truth.
Xavier
December 26th, 2012
Tea Party members no doubt.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 26th, 2012
When the police found him naked, was he carrying a Chihuahua?
Stranded in Sonoma
December 26th, 2012
She started it!
No, HE started it!
Did not!
Did TOO!
Bitch! Gimme back my 0bamafone!
Poonces
December 26th, 2012
Sounds like just an ordinary day in the lives of… people who sometimes live together…Yeah, that kind.
Maudie N Mandeville
December 26th, 2012
After watching the dog video of 34,000 years ago, looking at Jamar’s side profile I’m thinking Neanderthal. Any doubters?
Death_By_Farts
December 26th, 2012
That’s what she gets for dating a thug like him.
I don’t have any sympathy for her whatsoever.
On a lighter note I wouldn’t mind beating the shit out of the guy for what he did, and finish him off by farting in his mouth.
Dumbplumber
December 26th, 2012
This just may be one of those evolutionary moments. Next time cops are called to a ‘Beer Pong’ blowout, just hand each contestant a loaded gun and close the door. Let God and Darwin sort them out.
Ten Megaton
December 26th, 2012
My first comment..Dumbass. Never played strip beer pong.
Bad Brad
December 26th, 2012
This isn’t that hard to figure out. He lost. Was infuriated by her reaction after he dropped his panties.
conservative cowgirl
December 27th, 2012
Should I ask what the yellowish splotches are on his shirt? No, I should not.