Home - by BigFurHat - December 25, 2012 - 19:00 America/New_York - 30 Comments
We profiled her when she was 14. Now she’s 17 and is 6’9″.
Her boyfriend is 5’4″. Someone put him up to it.
(I will have better jokes when she’s 18.)
December 25th, 2012
I bet she’s really good at miniature golf.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
I really hope she stops growing soon.
It’s not good for her heart.
(That guy is gonna need a ladder and some rope.)
When her vajayjay comes up to your solar plexus you know you’re with a tall woman. She looks like a sweetheart.
Thats a huge bitch.
6’9″ and dating a Guatemalan.
Or an Aztec?
Maybe a Inca.
A stubby Mexican.
I love tall girls. When you’re nose to nose your toes are in it, when your’re toes to toes your nose is in it, when you’re nose to toes your toes are in it.
And, he doesn’t ever need to be near a beach to smell the ocean.
Old saying: When you’re toes to toes your nose is in, when your nose to nose you’re toes is in.
She can palm his head if he gets outta line.
For her, a long walk on the beach will be like a marathon.
I’ve had fantasies like this…where the vajayjay is right up where…well….this is a family show.
They’re all the same height — when they’re flat on their backs. Or stomachs.
Damn sexy to m
She is as tall as his teeth
F.D.R. in Hell
grayscape, stay away! She’ll cross her legs and crush your skull like an eggshell.
Eleanor in Hell
Nice! Save me some, fellas.
December 26th, 2012
Izzat a camel toe down der?
..when she 18 , dat iz…
she gives him a bust in the mouth, if she gets taller she will give him a crack in the teeth
Meh. What’s the big deal? Everyone’s the same height when laying down.
WNBA’s wet dream.
The old Benny Hill show comes to mind and when ben would do a skit with that 90 year old man and then slap the top of the old guys head really fast…..
So when they’re nose to nose, his toes are in ‘it’. And when toes to toes his nose is in ‘it’.
Stirrin the B.S.
Makes that end of the date good night kiss kind of interesting, I’d say.
EYE to eye my toes would be in it,toe to toe,my nose would be in it
Stranded in Sonoma
@spymyeyes — That little old man was Jackie Wright. One of his best quick skits was when he walked into a lingerie shop and told the sales girl he wanted a size 15 bra for his wife. She looked startled and asked, “Size 15?”
To which Jackie Wright, removed his Bowler Hat, showed it to the sales girl and replied, “Two seven and a halves.”
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