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World’s Tallest Teen

Home - by - December 25, 2012 - 19:00 America/New_York - 30 Comments

We profiled her when she was 14. Now she’s 17 and is 6’9″.

Her boyfriend is 5’4″. Someone put him up to it.

(I will have better jokes when she’s 18.)

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» 30 Comments

  1. Ricky

    December 25th, 2012

    I bet she’s really good at miniature golf.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 25th, 2012

    I really hope she stops growing soon.
    It’s not good for her heart.

    (That guy is gonna need a ladder and some rope.)

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  3. Corona

    December 25th, 2012

    When her vajayjay comes up to your solar plexus you know you’re with a tall woman. She looks like a sweetheart.

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  4. Xavier

    December 25th, 2012

    grayscape?

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  5. Deuce Bigelow

    December 25th, 2012

    Thats a huge bitch.

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  6. Ten Megaton

    December 25th, 2012

    6’9″ and dating a Guatemalan.

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  7. Ten Megaton

    December 25th, 2012

    Or an Aztec?

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  8. Ten Megaton

    December 25th, 2012

    Maybe a Inca.

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  9. Ten Megaton

    December 25th, 2012

    A stubby Mexican.

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  10. OneLastTime

    December 25th, 2012

    I love tall girls. When you’re nose to nose your toes are in it, when your’re toes to toes your nose is in it, when you’re nose to toes your toes are in it.

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  11. Captain Bloodblister

    December 25th, 2012

    And, he doesn’t ever need to be near a beach to smell the ocean.

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  12. Corny

    December 25th, 2012

    Old saying: When you’re toes to toes your nose is in, when your nose to nose you’re toes is in.

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  13. Cynic

    December 25th, 2012

    She can palm his head if he gets outta line.

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  14. Cynic

    December 25th, 2012

    For her, a long walk on the beach will be like a marathon.

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  15. grayscape

    December 25th, 2012

    I’ve had fantasies like this…where the vajayjay is right up where…well….this is a family show.

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  16. dtm

    December 25th, 2012

    They’re all the same height — when they’re flat on their backs. Or stomachs.

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  17. sleeping giant

    December 25th, 2012

    Damn sexy to m

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  18. Captiva

    December 25th, 2012

    She is as tall as his teeth

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  19. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 25th, 2012

    grayscape, stay away! She’ll cross her legs and crush your skull like an eggshell. :-)

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  20. Eleanor in Hell

    December 25th, 2012

    Nice! Save me some, fellas.

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  21. LibertMark

    December 26th, 2012

    Izzat a camel toe down der?

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  22. LibertMark

    December 26th, 2012

    ..when she 18 , dat iz…

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  23. Davide

    December 26th, 2012

    she gives him a bust in the mouth, if she gets taller she will give him a crack in the teeth

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  24. Hawaiian

    December 26th, 2012

    Meh. What’s the big deal? Everyone’s the same height when laying down.

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  25. MNP

    December 26th, 2012

    WNBA’s wet dream.

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  26. spymyeyes

    December 26th, 2012

    The old Benny Hill show comes to mind and when ben would do a skit with that 90 year old man and then slap the top of the old guys head really fast…..

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  27. xiphos

    December 26th, 2012

    So when they’re nose to nose, his toes are in ‘it’. And when toes to toes his nose is in ‘it’.

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  28. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 26th, 2012

    Makes that end of the date good night kiss kind of interesting, I’d say.

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  29. nihthuntr

    December 26th, 2012

    EYE to eye my toes would be in it,toe to toe,my nose would be in it

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  30. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 26th, 2012

    @spymyeyes — That little old man was Jackie Wright. One of his best quick skits was when he walked into a lingerie shop and told the sales girl he wanted a size 15 bra for his wife. She looked startled and asked, “Size 15?”

    To which Jackie Wright, removed his Bowler Hat, showed it to the sales girl and replied, “Two seven and a halves.”

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