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Hope n’ Change


In the words of Barack Hussein Obama (currently vacationing in sunny Hawaii) this is the time of year for all of us to ignore our critical duties, sworn responsibilities, and oft-repeated promises and instead “cool off, drink some eggnog, have some Christmas cookies, sing some Christmas carols, and enjoy the company of loved ones.”

Unless your “loved ones” are, say, your Aunt Zeituni, Uncle Onyango, or step-brother George, in which case you can order your Secret Service agents to shoot them on sight.

Still, for once we’re actually going to take Barry’s advice and enjoy a few days off (assuming nothing too interesting happens in the world) with family, friends, and the comfortingly familiar (Mannheim Steamroller, Mantovani, Nat King Cole, and maybe a little “Miracle on 34th Street.” Add two shots of Chivas Regal and serve.)




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