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The face on the right should ease up on the Botox.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
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Good, Moochelle can’t be president because she is too hot.
Whew!

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Mr. Clark, you should have known Payola would land you here. Did you bring any Glenn Miller records with you? Tommy Dorsey?

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Eleanor, how many times do I have to remind you, the fat guy down here, dressed in red, is NOT Santa.

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@ mkultra

Then how about the one on the left?

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Time to change dentists. Rarely saw that guy’s other hand.

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She is not all that. She’s a married mom for Christ sake. The whole world seems to be flipping up side down. I sure hope she doesn’t need to resort to naked photos. I would demand they publish a picture of the ugly toad x boss.

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Better yet, post a picture of ugly toad ex boss’s wife. She must be a real stunner.

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That qualifies for a firing offense?

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Whoever said that she’s hot should have testified under sodium pentothal.

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It was the stupid dentist’s fault. He gets aroused and fires her? Dick.

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So the dentist learned a new acronym, MILF and his wife overheard him referencing his assistant about it, so she had to be fired. I have to agree with LadyGun12, he’s a bona fide Spicollian-grade A-1 D-I-C-K.

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Soooooooo, some couples over time (in this case ten years), depending on age and other factors, will lose that gusto for sex and end up “once a week.” For some that’s not enough. The good doctor was not combating irresistible glamor but slowly ascending and gradually overbearing female sensuality that was starting to get the best of him. In other words, he started lusting after her because he wasn’t getting enough nooky at home. (Were all adults here, so let’s be frank.) Soooooooooo, he sort of did what Joseph did in the Bible but in reverse; instead of running from her, he ran her out. There how’s that? Sound right?

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Very good Anonymous. Your answer sounds even better than mine. Thumbs up.

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Dagnabbit, @Jorel, for some reason, your avatar made me think of Mr. Neutron. So I started watching that episode of MP.

Even as I type this, Carpenter is taking Teddy Salad for “walkies”. No, now
Giuseppe is playing, “My mistake” on the violin.

Thanks a lot.

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Hi Mary

I don’t recall Mr Neutron, just watched him on YouTube. Maybe it was my cheapo TV set back then, but I could hardly make out what the boys were saying on MP. I watched some episodes, but really loved John Cleese and the rest of the cast in Fawlty Towers, as I selfishly nurtured a little bit of a crush on Prunella Scales, who strangely enough, looked (past tense) and still does (nice 2010 photo of her on Wikipedia)like my wife!

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I’ a dentist so I’ve been following this a bit. He was texting her and saying things to her he shouldn’t have. Wifey found out and probably gave him an ultimatum, so he had to can her. He came up with the reason he did. There is actual legal precedent that a relationship which interferes with the business owner’s marriage is a terminable cause.

There’s a more current picture of her, and there’s no way you could say she was too hot.Not even lukewarm, more like room temperature. CrustyB has it right, only it would be a 10 year stretch in the cooler that would make her irresistible.

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BTW, in case you wondering, I do have a staff member that would qualify for the too hot to employ category. I have no intention of firing her. Just keep it professional.

That, and peek only when you are sure you won’t get caught.

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@Jorel–

Never could get into Fawlty Towers. Monty Python, on the other hand, is a borderline necessity of life.

I HAD forgotten how bizarre the Mr. Neutron episode was, though; I was unprepared to see it ex nihilo, as it were.

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@Mary

“My brain hurts!”

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@Jorel–

Not possible to do justice to great MP one-liners–not enough hours in the day.

Will end with a final comment: very likely the longest, most sustained fit of hysterical, tears-running-down-my-face laughter I ever had was the first time I saw the “Dead Parrot Sketch”. It IS possible to laugh so hard that you forget to breathe.

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The wife should have fired both of them.
You can bet any women working for him now
will be maddogged by his wife.

I understand in a lot of counties, you can be fired and not given a reason. Just like you can quit and not have to say why- unless you are under a contract.

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Oh. If the dentist is a horn-dog, he’d have found michelle 0bama iresistable *urp* too.

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I’d tend to stay away from health care workers of the white cane type anyway…

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Maybe she’s got a nice rack…

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So, I guess another blow-job is out of the question?

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She’s attractive but the whole suit is a piece of crap. The dentist is an idiot and the judges should be replaced for ever awing this to come to court. What the hell is with Iowa anyway. It’s beginning to look that the smartest person out of that state was Radar from MASH (The TV series not the movie).

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She’s hot in a poor breeding sort of way.
If her employer considers that too hot, man! he needs to get out some.

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which is to say she got caught under the boss’s desk taking “dick-tation”….. she is a stunner the same way Nanny Peeelousi is….NOT!

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