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UPDATE: Finally a photo – FIRED for Being Too Hot! You be the judge.

Home - by - December 23, 2012 - 22:38 America/New_York - 34 Comments

Don’t worry – you’ll get a job offer… from Playboy or Penthouse – hot or not.

Story here

Now I know why I keep getting fired… “I’m too sexy for this job… too sexy… for this job…”
;-) Mr. Pinko

» 34 Comments

  1. Eleanor in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

    The face on the right should ease up on the Botox.
    ;-)

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  2. Dick Clark in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

     
  3. Troy

    December 23rd, 2012

    Good, Moochelle can’t be president because she is too hot.
    Whew!

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

    Mr. Clark, you should have known Payola would land you here. Did you bring any Glenn Miller records with you? Tommy Dorsey?

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  5. Eleanor in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

    Would I be a naughty girl if I said the dentist wanted to fill her cavity? :evil:

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  6. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

    Eleanor, how many times do I have to remind you, the fat guy down here, dressed in red, is NOT Santa.
    :roll:

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  7. mkultra

    December 23rd, 2012

    I find her very resistible.

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  8. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 23rd, 2012

    @ mkultra

    Then how about the one on the left?

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  9. Anonymous

    December 23rd, 2012

    Time to change dentists. Rarely saw that guy’s other hand.

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  10. Bad Brad

    December 23rd, 2012

    She is not all that. She’s a married mom for Christ sake. The whole world seems to be flipping up side down. I sure hope she doesn’t need to resort to naked photos. I would demand they publish a picture of the ugly toad x boss.

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  11. CrustyB

    December 23rd, 2012

    She’s hot, in an “I’ve been in prison for 5 years” sort of way.

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  12. Bad Brad

    December 23rd, 2012

    Better yet, post a picture of ugly toad ex boss’s wife. She must be a real stunner.

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  13. Jerry Manderin

    December 23rd, 2012

    That qualifies for a firing offense?

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  14. Moxie Man

    December 23rd, 2012

    Whoever said that she’s hot should have testified under sodium pentothal.

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  15. LadyGun12

    December 23rd, 2012

    It was the stupid dentist’s fault. He gets aroused and fires her? Dick.

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  16. phil.arbeit

    December 24th, 2012

    So the dentist learned a new acronym, MILF and his wife overheard him referencing his assistant about it, so she had to be fired. I have to agree with LadyGun12, he’s a bona fide Spicollian-grade A-1 D-I-C-K.

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  17. Jorel Lives!

    December 24th, 2012

    Soooooooo, some couples over time (in this case ten years), depending on age and other factors, will lose that gusto for sex and end up “once a week.” For some that’s not enough. The good doctor was not combating irresistible glamor but slowly ascending and gradually overbearing female sensuality that was starting to get the best of him. In other words, he started lusting after her because he wasn’t getting enough nooky at home. (Were all adults here, so let’s be frank.) Soooooooooo, he sort of did what Joseph did in the Bible but in reverse; instead of running from her, he ran her out. There how’s that? Sound right?

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  18. Anonymous

    December 24th, 2012

    It’s always about money. Times are tough.

    He got a hardon by strategizing how he could lose her salary and bennies without paying unemployment.

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  19. Jorel Lives!

    December 24th, 2012

    Very good Anonymous. Your answer sounds even better than mine. Thumbs up.

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  20. MaryfromMarin

    December 24th, 2012

    Dagnabbit, @Jorel, for some reason, your avatar made me think of Mr. Neutron. So I started watching that episode of MP.

    Even as I type this, Carpenter is taking Teddy Salad for “walkies”. No, now
    Giuseppe is playing, “My mistake” on the violin.

    Thanks a lot.

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  21. Jorel Lives!

    December 24th, 2012

    Hi Mary

    I don’t recall Mr Neutron, just watched him on YouTube. Maybe it was my cheapo TV set back then, but I could hardly make out what the boys were saying on MP. I watched some episodes, but really loved John Cleese and the rest of the cast in Fawlty Towers, as I selfishly nurtured a little bit of a crush on Prunella Scales, who strangely enough, looked (past tense) and still does (nice 2010 photo of her on Wikipedia)like my wife!

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  22. Cynic

    December 24th, 2012

    I’ a dentist so I’ve been following this a bit. He was texting her and saying things to her he shouldn’t have. Wifey found out and probably gave him an ultimatum, so he had to can her. He came up with the reason he did. There is actual legal precedent that a relationship which interferes with the business owner’s marriage is a terminable cause.

    There’s a more current picture of her, and there’s no way you could say she was too hot.Not even lukewarm, more like room temperature. CrustyB has it right, only it would be a 10 year stretch in the cooler that would make her irresistible.

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  23. Cynic

    December 24th, 2012

    BTW, in case you wondering, I do have a staff member that would qualify for the too hot to employ category. I have no intention of firing her. Just keep it professional.

    That, and peek only when you are sure you won’t get caught.

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  24. MaryfromMarin

    December 24th, 2012

    @Jorel–

    Never could get into Fawlty Towers. Monty Python, on the other hand, is a borderline necessity of life.

    I HAD forgotten how bizarre the Mr. Neutron episode was, though; I was unprepared to see it ex nihilo, as it were.

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  25. Jorel Lives!

    December 24th, 2012

    @Mary

    “My brain hurts!”

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  26. MaryfromMarin

    December 24th, 2012

    @Jorel–

    Not possible to do justice to great MP one-liners–not enough hours in the day.

    Will end with a final comment: very likely the longest, most sustained fit of hysterical, tears-running-down-my-face laughter I ever had was the first time I saw the “Dead Parrot Sketch”. It IS possible to laugh so hard that you forget to breathe.

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  27. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 24th, 2012

    The wife should have fired both of them. :)
    You can bet any women working for him now
    will be maddogged by his wife.

    I understand in a lot of counties, you can be fired and not given a reason. Just like you can quit and not have to say why- unless you are under a contract.

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  28. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 24th, 2012

    Oh. If the dentist is a horn-dog, he’d have found michelle 0bama iresistable *urp* too.

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  29. Carlos The Jackal

    December 24th, 2012

    I’d tend to stay away from health care workers of the white cane type anyway…

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  30. Dano

    December 24th, 2012

    Maybe she’s got a nice rack…

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  31. papadoc

    December 24th, 2012

    So, I guess another blow-job is out of the question?

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  32. scr_north

    December 24th, 2012

    She’s attractive but the whole suit is a piece of crap. The dentist is an idiot and the judges should be replaced for ever awing this to come to court. What the hell is with Iowa anyway. It’s beginning to look that the smartest person out of that state was Radar from MASH (The TV series not the movie).

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  33. beachmom

    December 24th, 2012

    She’s hot in a poor breeding sort of way.
    If her employer considers that too hot, man! he needs to get out some.

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  34. Mz BallBreaker

    December 26th, 2012

    which is to say she got caught under the boss’s desk taking “dick-tation”….. she is a stunner the same way Nanny Peeelousi is….NOT!

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