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  1. Claudia

    December 23rd, 2012

    Throw this shit they have created so fast at them that they won’t be able to stand, they’re so dizzy!

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  2. Piers Morgan

    December 23rd, 2012

    I can’t think of a counter-argument…. My head hurts… Thinking is hard… RAAAACIST!!

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  3. eternal cracker p

    December 23rd, 2012

    Of course not, there isn’t a single “illegal alien” in the entire country. They are called “undocumented citizens.”

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 23rd, 2012

    Oh, the liberals know exactly where the illegal aliens are. They’re mowing the lawns and cleaning the pools of the rich white liberals.

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  5. Chris Matthews

    December 23rd, 2012

    Dear Abby – My niggas don’t obey me as much as they… Oooops, wrong thread.

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  6. MADJACK

    December 23rd, 2012

    Dem illegals will be legals pretty soon. The Obowme 2013 Act Of Amnasty, cummin soon. ;)

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  7. eternal cracker p

    December 23rd, 2012

    There is a problem to cure your problem.

    There is a cure to cure your cure.

    There is a problem to problem your problem.

    There is a cure to problem your cure.

    There is a cure to cure your problem.

    There is a cure to problem your problem.

    I’m so fuxin confuxed… Let it be known: don’t let a good problem (or cure) goto waste!!!

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  8. old_oaks

    December 23rd, 2012

    Why I love winter? I get to write “Progressives Suck” on the salt encrusted back window of my Jeep.

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  9. Chris Matthews

    December 23rd, 2012

    Hey Piers…I get so horny watching Obama read his scri…uh…give a speech. Will you come over – in blackface – and be my bitch?

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  10. Piers Morgan

    December 23rd, 2012

    Chris – I don’t fuck translucent racists like you – I only fuck black racists – so quit begging already.

    I want to know why BFH hates rapists so much that he wants them to be victims of evil white cracker bitches with nasty guns?

    Only illegal alie…I mean only undocumented immigrants should have guns.

    Damn….that Thai chick in the ad to the right is hot…too bad she doesn’t have a dick like Michelle.

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  11. Jorel Lives!

    December 23rd, 2012

    Boy, I like that first one. I must say that I really believe that if it ever comes to confiscating on a door-to-door basis, there will be confrontations leading to gun battles all across our nation. There’s a lot of die-hard, tough motherf*&$#s out there that are not going to fall in line, and wimpy people too, who’ll suddenly realize the power in their hands and who’ll put a bullet in the head of that fine young HS boy down the block with a great reputation now turned Gestapo braking the door down to get their weapons. And if the Feds and military stormtroopers think it’s all going to be a Waco deal here and there, they can dream on. When it comes to a man’s life and his family, if he’s any man at all, he’ll take down ANYONE trying to do harm or threaten him and his family.
    Jorel has spoken!!!

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  12. Rio

    December 23rd, 2012

    It’s hard for me to imagine how much liberals hate America !

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  13. xthred

    December 23rd, 2012

    Brilliant.

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  14. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 23rd, 2012

    Oh so true.

    Got one for health care?

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  15. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    December 23rd, 2012

    Progressives want gun control? O.k., I’ll consider it on one condition precedent: Obama and Holder first take away the weapons from their core constituents. Go into East L.A. and forcibly disarm the gangs. Venture into Chicago’s South Side and take away the weapons they aren’t really supposed to have in the first place. Cordon off Detroit and sweep the city for guns – in fact, make Detroit a gun free zone for real.

    Make sure Piers Morgan is there gathering background for his worthless show, and that Michael Moore is present to get footage for his latest crap mockumentary. Of course, being leftist pussies, they won’t be anywhere around because I am proposing that they take guns away from criminals, and that’s just too dangerous for these folks.

    When that is accomplished, then, and only then, will I bother to listen to why leftists want to disarm law abiding citizens.

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  16. Jerry Manderin

    December 23rd, 2012

    B.O.L.D.

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  17. Diann

    December 23rd, 2012

    You have a lucrative career as Facebook Posting fodder.

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  18. RWF

    December 23rd, 2012

    Ha! Spot fricken on!

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  19. Nutjob

    December 23rd, 2012

    and the left will read it and say “precisely”!

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  20. Billll

    December 23rd, 2012

    It’s all in the approach.
    Step 1, pass some gun law. Let’s pull one out of // /// the air and say that all semiauto weapons are to be turned in in the next 30 days. Some percentage of the population is sufficiently law abiding that this will happen. Some percentage will self-identify as being non-compliant.
    Step 2, with the media in tow, send a SWAT team to a non-compliant household. Pick one with a family, hubby, wife, kids, and dog. Kick down the door, shoot the dog, stomp the cat, handcuff everybody, toss the house, find the semi-auto, arrest both parents, and ship the kids off to child services. Give interview to fawning press declaring victory and depart leaving the lights on and the doors open.
    Step 3, declare a 2-week amnesty. Many more will comply.
    Step 4, pick up the rest at work or in social situations where they’re unlikely to be armed, at least more than minimally. Call S.O./spouse/roommate to come down and post bail. Arrest same on arrival. Having cleared the residence with minimal trouble, repeat step 2.

    See, easy.

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  21. Menderman

    December 23rd, 2012

    When they come to take my guns, they will be armed. They can have them and I can’t?

    I don’t think so.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!

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  23. Ten Megaton

    December 23rd, 2012

    There are 15 million of em living next door to me.

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  24. Menderman

    December 23rd, 2012

    BTW, I think the figure of 300 million guns is way off the real number. Half of the people in this country say they have a gun, and every gun owner I know has at least 4 guns. So in my estimation, if the central planners seize 300 million weapons, that will leave 300 million in the hands of the people.

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