Home - by Cardigan - December 23, 2012 - 16:01 America/New_York - 32 Comments
h/t Snowball the Sourpuss
December 23rd, 2012
Did someone order a Christmas ham? Or two?
That’s just wrong.
OK, grayscape, would ya hit it?
She must have just come from Walmart.
Mooch must have checked her pants. Looks like she’s calling the Air Force to fly her out another pair at taxpayer expense.
Good grief! I wouldn’t want to be in the same airport let alone the same plane.
bubbas just threw up in his mouth.
She made it all the way to a ticket counter dressed like that?
I can’t tell if she’s coming or going.
Holy vomit, Batman! Oh so wrong!
I never thought I’d say this. I pity the TSA agents.
Although….. that could be one way of avoiding a pat down.
Get that Dyke Texas cop to give her a cavity search.
And Tim, No,Greyscape would not. ????
cfm990. Let the TSA earn their pay. Cavity search the beouch.
obama voter. Never got her pants, as promised.
It could be worse, she could have had on a thong.
The expression on the airline employee’s face is killing me.
No way in a normal world. But on the desert island scale….probably after a year or so.
Maudie N Mandeville
Girl watch you mean you thought my pants were a tent and unpacked them, pack’em, ship ‘em and send em…Barack and the girls are waiting.
Oh stop, there will let her fly, she just has to purchase two seats.
He looks like he’s thinking, “shit I hope she finds another pair, I don’t even want to have to search her”.
TSA search will find 50 lbs of crack.
And she’s one of the smarter ones.
Well, it does look like it would be an easy search. I feel sorry for the woman who has to do it! Too many cracks and crevices. Aaaaaaack!
TSA Agent: “I swear dat bitch be sportin 40 lbs. of crack!”
“No, not crack cocaine …”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Before leaving the house:
“YSL purse. Check.
Gucci sunglasses. Check.
Jr.’s Wifebeater. Check.
Calvin Klein Socks. Check.
He-went-to-Jared- gold chain. Check.
Aight, I’m out.”
No way she fits in a seat, and unless they have couches on the back of the plane, she ain’t going anywhere …….
Damn, the government sure pays well, she’s ate enough for three……..
J Frank Parnell
Notice how it’s blabbing on the phone making whitey wait. It’s all for attention.
Go ahead whitey, say something about how utterly disgusting this pig is, quote a rule it thinks it doesn’t have to obey then stand back for the Cat 5 melodrama.
We are not the same people in this nation. Not at all.
Shirley Q Liquor in my fav. flight attendant.
And she does not allow no-pants flying.
Listen while she does a safety demo prior to take- off.
There’s a very simple answer to this. Yes, you can fly dressed (or undressed like that you fat pig) like that. But you need to purchase an extra large dog kennel, and there’s no in flight service. But the ticket is half priced.
Tell Ben Affleck we’ve found that special envoy for the Congo he’s been lobbying for…
Could I sue that thing for something? Loss of appetite? Sudden disaffaction towards the human race? Sudden loss of empathy for my fellow humans? Cynism?
WTF is that? Gosh, I feel lucky I haven’t seen anything like that in a while. Makes muslims look classy with their burqa.
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