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h/t  Snowball the Sourpuss

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  1. Diann

    December 23rd, 2012

    Did someone order a Christmas ham? Or two?

    That’s just wrong.

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  2. Tim

    December 23rd, 2012

    OK, grayscape, would ya hit it?

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  3. beachmom

    December 23rd, 2012

    She must have just come from Walmart.

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  4. scribble

    December 23rd, 2012

    Mooch must have checked her pants. Looks like she’s calling the Air Force to fly her out another pair at taxpayer expense.

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  5. Three Rivers

    December 23rd, 2012

    Good grief! I wouldn’t want to be in the same airport let alone the same plane.

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  6. bubba

    December 23rd, 2012

    bubbas just threw up in his mouth.

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  7. Poonces

    December 23rd, 2012

    She made it all the way to a ticket counter dressed like that?

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  8. cfm990

    December 23rd, 2012

    I can’t tell if she’s coming or going.

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  9. Claudia

    December 23rd, 2012

    Holy vomit, Batman! Oh so wrong!

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  10. cfm990

    December 23rd, 2012

    I never thought I’d say this. I pity the TSA agents.
    Although….. that could be one way of avoiding a pat down.

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  11. Moe tom

    December 23rd, 2012

    Get that Dyke Texas cop to give her a cavity search.

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  12. Moe tom

    December 23rd, 2012

    And Tim, No,Greyscape would not. ????

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  13. Moe tom

    December 23rd, 2012

    cfm990. Let the TSA earn their pay. Cavity search the beouch.

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  14. Moe tom

    December 23rd, 2012

    obama voter. Never got her pants, as promised.

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  15. Cynic

    December 23rd, 2012

    It could be worse, she could have had on a thong.

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  16. Noelegy

    December 23rd, 2012

    The expression on the airline employee’s face is killing me. :D

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  17. grayscape

    December 23rd, 2012

    No way in a normal world. But on the desert island scale….probably after a year or so.

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  18. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 23rd, 2012

    That’s ‘pantses’.

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  19. Nutjob

    December 23rd, 2012

    Girl watch you mean you thought my pants were a tent and unpacked them, pack’em, ship ‘em and send em…Barack and the girls are waiting.

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  20. sTevo

    December 23rd, 2012

    Oh stop, there will let her fly, she just has to purchase two seats.

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  21. Nutjob

    December 23rd, 2012

    @Noelegy,

    He looks like he’s thinking, “shit I hope she finds another pair, I don’t even want to have to search her”.

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  22. Moxie Man

    December 23rd, 2012

    TSA search will find 50 lbs of crack.

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  23. Jorel Lives!

    December 23rd, 2012

    And she’s one of the smarter ones.

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  24. Goldenfoxx

    December 23rd, 2012

    Well, it does look like it would be an easy search. I feel sorry for the woman who has to do it! Too many cracks and crevices. Aaaaaaack!

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  25. Tim

    December 23rd, 2012

    TSA Agent: “I swear dat bitch be sportin 40 lbs. of crack!”

    “No, not crack cocaine …”

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  26. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 23rd, 2012

    Before leaving the house:

    “YSL purse. Check.
    Gucci sunglasses. Check.
    Jr.’s Wifebeater. Check.
    Calvin Klein Socks. Check.
    He-went-to-Jared- gold chain. Check.
    Check…Checkity check.
    Aight, I’m out.”

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  27. Angrymike

    December 23rd, 2012

    No way she fits in a seat, and unless they have couches on the back of the plane, she ain’t going anywhere …….
    Damn, the government sure pays well, she’s ate enough for three……..

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  28. J Frank Parnell

    December 23rd, 2012

    Notice how it’s blabbing on the phone making whitey wait. It’s all for attention.

    Go ahead whitey, say something about how utterly disgusting this pig is, quote a rule it thinks it doesn’t have to obey then stand back for the Cat 5 melodrama.

    We are not the same people in this nation. Not at all.

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  29. Rio

    December 23rd, 2012

    Shirley Q Liquor in my fav. flight attendant.
    And she does not allow no-pants flying.

    Listen while she does a safety demo prior to take- off.

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  30. Bad Brad

    December 23rd, 2012

    There’s a very simple answer to this. Yes, you can fly dressed (or undressed like that you fat pig) like that. But you need to purchase an extra large dog kennel, and there’s no in flight service. But the ticket is half priced.

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  31. Tortillapete

    December 23rd, 2012

    Tell Ben Affleck we’ve found that special envoy for the Congo he’s been lobbying for…

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  32. Dagny

    December 23rd, 2012

    Huh !!!!!!!!

    Could I sue that thing for something? Loss of appetite? Sudden disaffaction towards the human race? Sudden loss of empathy for my fellow humans? Cynism?

    WTF is that? Gosh, I feel lucky I haven’t seen anything like that in a while. Makes muslims look classy with their burqa.

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