Home - by Cardigan - December 22, 2012 - 23:00 America/New_York - 12 Comments
h/t Flaming Hetero
December 22nd, 2012
If you are a Christian/Christmas hating libturd, he’ll also know when you purposefully don’t lift the lid when you pee.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
I don’t like things watching me while I pee.
Is that R.Kelly’s bathroom?
December 23rd, 2012
That’s as bad as the sign by the IT guys that said “please reboot terminal after you logout”
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
He knows when you eat beans or bread so eat bread for goodness sake.
Better not fart, you better not cry, you better not let fly I’m telling you why.
Santa caused the toilet to clog!
eternal cracker p
The only way Santa is into the weird stuff is if I can shit through a hole in the lid that happens to be where his mouth is…. and piss in his eyes.
Snowball the Sourpuss
I aim to please! Will you aim too, please?
J Frank Parnell
Santa knows better than to hang out in MY bathroom…
Hmmmm. I don’t see the reindeer paper. Is that what you use the antlers for?
He knows when youv’e been bad or good
So lift the seat for goodness sake
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