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This Santa is into the weird stuff

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  1. Kairn

    December 22nd, 2012

    If you are a Christian/Christmas hating libturd, he’ll also know when you purposefully don’t lift the lid when you pee.

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 22nd, 2012

    I don’t like things watching me while I pee.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 22nd, 2012

    Is that R.Kelly’s bathroom?

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  4. KF

    December 23rd, 2012

    That’s as bad as the sign by the IT guys that said “please reboot terminal after you logout”

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  5. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 23rd, 2012

    He knows when you eat beans or bread so eat bread for goodness sake.

    Better not fart, you better not cry, you better not let fly I’m telling you why.

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  6. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 23rd, 2012

    Santa caused the toilet to clog!

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  7. eternal cracker p

    December 23rd, 2012

    The only way Santa is into the weird stuff is if I can shit through a hole in the lid that happens to be where his mouth is…. and piss in his eyes.

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  8. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 23rd, 2012

    Santa says:

    I aim to please! Will you aim too, please?

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  9. J Frank Parnell

    December 23rd, 2012

    Poopy Claus.

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  10. Death_By_Farts

    December 23rd, 2012

    Santa knows better than to hang out in MY bathroom…

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  11. sig94

    December 23rd, 2012

    Hmmmm. I don’t see the reindeer paper. Is that what you use the antlers for?

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  12. Ten Megaton

    December 23rd, 2012

    He knows when youv’e been bad or good
    So lift the seat for goodness sake

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