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Madonna yells at smokers
Madonna threatens to cancel concert in Chile, flips out on smoking fans
Like a Surgeon … General?
Madonna threatened to cancel a concert in Chile after second-hand smoke wafted onto the stage during a soundcheck, TMZ reports.
The Queen of Pop flipped out at some fans who were smoking below the stage while she was rehearsing at an open-air theater in Santiago Wednesday, according to TMZ.
“If you’re gonna smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show,” she told them. “I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke. Entiendes? If you love me then don’t smoke. No smoking! You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes, like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.”
h/t Diann
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 21st, 2012
She looks gross
Stirrin the B.S.
December 21st, 2012
And I should care about anything about Madonna, why…?
thelittlebrother
December 21st, 2012
“like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.”
well….perhaps she got that part right.
Diann
December 21st, 2012
Heroin addicts are healthier
Apple pie
December 21st, 2012
Her grotesque exterior reflects her rotting insides.
She’s an immoral freak.
scribble
December 21st, 2012
I had no idea that she passed away.
Ten Megaton
December 21st, 2012
Yes, yes I do think your a fucking idiot.
mkultra
December 21st, 2012
There’s no picture in my dictionary under ‘chlamydia’. I think I can fix that now.
Maudie N Mandeville
December 21st, 2012
like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.” Just think, I could have stopped the whole show. Me. I’ve never been this important. And the press! Reality TV show. Going from Madonna venue to Madonna venue with front row tickets and SMOKING. I coulda been a contendah!
Johnny Freedom
December 21st, 2012
I haven’t smoked in six years, but I’d light up in a heartbeat to piss her off.
Dagny
December 21st, 2012
what’s wrong with her face? Plastic surgery? She once was beautiful!
eternal cracker p
December 21st, 2012
Canceling your job is a threat? Next thing you’ll get a knock on the door from the Obama administration classifying you as a terrorist when you don’t show up to work.
Debbie
December 21st, 2012
Here’s the old sleazebag’s daughter, sucking on a ciggie.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vu8IGzuK-YY/T3DZfpy3nuI/AAAAAAAAQ8s/Coa1NYoSSfs/s1600/caught-smoking01.jpg
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 21st, 2012
S K A N K !
thirdtwin
December 21st, 2012
She’s swirling the bowl. Get over to the Dead Pool fast and place your bets.
Poonces
December 21st, 2012
Maddogga won’t do the show, other libstain actors swear they’ll leave the country.
Why don’t any of these people keep their word? It would make more people happy than sad.
Moe tom
December 21st, 2012
Christ Almighty! She is bat shit and nightmare U G L Y
Meth Head
December 21st, 2012
Do Meth much?
cfm990
December 21st, 2012
“like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.” Well DUHH!
eternal cracker p
December 21st, 2012
My short list of people I hate:
1. Oprah
1. Michelle Obama
2. Madonna
3. Michael Jackson
Go ahead, call me a fucking racist because Madonna is the only woman on my 4 person 3 place list.
Kairn
December 21st, 2012
Madonna is like kudzu vine. She climbs all over everything, and she seems almost impossible to get rid of.
Anonymous
December 21st, 2012
eeewwwwwwwwwwww! those armlike things!!
Dano
December 21st, 2012
She has not aged well. Blow smoke in her face. CUNT!!
J Frank Parnell
December 21st, 2012
Oh come on, that’s Peter Frampton.
illustr8r
December 21st, 2012
What’s with her arms? She was in amazing shape (love her or hate her) and is this what happens when you are still in shape but…middle aged?
I’m glad I don’t work out much.
99th Squad Leader
December 21st, 2012
Sorry, but if Madonna is an example of a real vegetarian-forget it! She looks like the Crypt Keeper’s wife. Whoa!
Obviously her diet is affecting her brain. Being hungry all the time must turn you into a nutcase.
Dagny
December 21st, 2012
so it ain’t plastic surgery?
norman einstein
December 21st, 2012
Looks like she’s trying to unseat Joan Rivers as the poster girl for bad plastic surgery.
What a mess.
AbigailAdams
December 21st, 2012
See. Iodine deficiency.
JPK
December 21st, 2012
Oh, honey. Take some time off. Read a novel.
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
December 21st, 2012
HOW DO I GET THOSE TRICEPS…
Really – such definition.
even steven
December 21st, 2012
Liberalism makes people ugly. Just look at them.
Debbie
December 21st, 2012
She’s not handling the ”aging thing” well.
IronyCurtain
December 21st, 2012
“I can’t sing if you smoke.”
“I can’t sing now that you’ve stopped smoking.”
“I can’t sing.”
KF
December 21st, 2012
She’s a dancer so she’s got great muscle tone. Unfortunately she’s has veins that look like air tubing on a fish tank, the same as weight lifters and serious karate people.
Sadly I think there’s another area of her body that has the most “exercised” muscles.
Moxie Man
December 21st, 2012
“Material Girl” What’s the material, dried feral pig skin?
AnusPresley
December 22nd, 2012
She looks like Ugly Kelly from The Bad News Bears
Corona
December 22nd, 2012
Leonardo Da Vinci called to ask if her corpse is up for scientific grabs.
Buck Ofama
December 22nd, 2012
@Dagny,
Madonna NEVER was beautiful.
Looks like she’s finally showing the effects of being cornholed by Dennis Rodman all those years ago. Read: HIV!
Bad Brad
December 22nd, 2012
KF, No Been around that shit all my life, never seen vascularity like that. Something seriously strange. She done something that has turned her into a freak.
Bad Brad
December 22nd, 2012
What in thee hell is that supposed to mean?
grayscape
December 22nd, 2012
Biggfur???-troll – Conservatives are not FASCISTS. Conservatives don’t give a shit if people smoke.
Bad Brad
December 22nd, 2012
I like win progressives smoke. They usually do after the flames die down.
Bad Brad
December 22nd, 2012
When. sheeez
mkultra
December 22nd, 2012
Looks like our butt hurt troll made it to the library.
JimBob
December 22nd, 2012
My cigarette butt when tossed at her head would knock her down.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 22nd, 2012
That’s her kid next to her and I believe the teen smokes and has a mustache. Maybe Madge should work on her parenting skills while they get their mutton chops waxed.
Jerry Manderin
December 22nd, 2012
I didn’t know Madonna had a dummy in Tussauds.
Alpha Maser
December 22nd, 2012
Bride of Skeletor?
Callmelennie
December 22nd, 2012
This is libtardation at its most hypocritical and venal and irrational. She’s actually trying to put across the idea that second hand smoke from a couple of cigarettes in an open air stadium could hurt HER health and her singing voice, as if she was singing in some cramped, crowded juke joint where EVERYBODY was smoking. And all the while she’s rehearsing in cold wet weather, which is a thousand times the threat to her voice.
And here Madonna made tens of millions passing herself off as the ultimate voice of tolerance, fighting the good fight against the forces of irrationality and intolerance. I’m at a loss for words to describe this, as “vile, loathsome hypocritical insanity” doesn’t even begin to do the job.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 22nd, 2012
You can’t fix stupid!
Thank You Ron White
grayjohn
December 22nd, 2012
A skinny sow is an unhappy sow.
scr_north
December 22nd, 2012
I don’t know what she’s bitching about. Madonna has had way worse second hand stuff inside her than cigarette smoke.
NOLIKEO
December 22nd, 2012
HER BELOVED PREZ SMOKES CIGS & WEED. Now in Hawaii getting the good green;). Love him, too.
The Doktor
December 22nd, 2012
She’s a singer?