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Madonna threatens to cancel concert in Chile, flips out on smoking fans

Like a Surgeon … General?

Madonna threatened to cancel a concert in Chile after second-hand smoke wafted onto the stage during a soundcheck, TMZ reports.

The Queen of Pop flipped out at some fans who were smoking below the stage while she was rehearsing at an open-air theater in Santiago Wednesday, according to TMZ.

“If you’re gonna smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show,” she told them. “I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke. Entiendes? If you love me then don’t smoke. No smoking! You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes, like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.”

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h/t  Diann

» 55 Comments

  1. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 21st, 2012

    She looks gross

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  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 21st, 2012

    And I should care about anything about Madonna, why…?

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  3. thelittlebrother

    December 21st, 2012

    “like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.”
    well….perhaps she got that part right.

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  4. Diann

    December 21st, 2012

    Heroin addicts are healthier

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  5. Apple pie

    December 21st, 2012

    Her grotesque exterior reflects her rotting insides.

    She’s an immoral freak.

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  6. scribble

    December 21st, 2012

    I had no idea that she passed away.

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  7. Ten Megaton

    December 21st, 2012

    Yes, yes I do think your a fucking idiot.

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  8. mkultra

    December 21st, 2012

    There’s no picture in my dictionary under ‘chlamydia’. I think I can fix that now.

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 21st, 2012

    like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.” Just think, I could have stopped the whole show. Me. I’ve never been this important. And the press! Reality TV show. Going from Madonna venue to Madonna venue with front row tickets and SMOKING. I coulda been a contendah!

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  10. Johnny Freedom

    December 21st, 2012

    I haven’t smoked in six years, but I’d light up in a heartbeat to piss her off.

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  11. Dagny

    December 21st, 2012

    what’s wrong with her face? Plastic surgery? She once was beautiful!

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  12. eternal cracker p

    December 21st, 2012

    Canceling your job is a threat? Next thing you’ll get a knock on the door from the Obama administration classifying you as a terrorist when you don’t show up to work.

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  13. Debbie

    December 21st, 2012

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  14. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 21st, 2012

    S K A N K !

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  15. thirdtwin

    December 21st, 2012

    She’s swirling the bowl. Get over to the Dead Pool fast and place your bets.

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  16. Poonces

    December 21st, 2012

    Maddogga won’t do the show, other libstain actors swear they’ll leave the country.

    Why don’t any of these people keep their word? It would make more people happy than sad.

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  17. Moe tom

    December 21st, 2012

    Christ Almighty! She is bat shit and nightmare U G L Y

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  18. Meth Head

    December 21st, 2012

    Do Meth much?

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  19. cfm990

    December 21st, 2012

    “like I’m a stupid f—ing idiot.” Well DUHH!

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  20. eternal cracker p

    December 21st, 2012

    My short list of people I hate:

    1. Oprah
    1. Michelle Obama
    2. Madonna
    3. Michael Jackson

    Go ahead, call me a fucking racist because Madonna is the only woman on my 4 person 3 place list.

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  21. Kairn

    December 21st, 2012

    Madonna is like kudzu vine. She climbs all over everything, and she seems almost impossible to get rid of.

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  22. Anonymous

    December 21st, 2012

    eeewwwwwwwwwwww! those armlike things!!

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  23. Dano

    December 21st, 2012

    She has not aged well. Blow smoke in her face. CUNT!!

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  24. J Frank Parnell

    December 21st, 2012

    Oh come on, that’s Peter Frampton.

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  25. illustr8r

    December 21st, 2012

    What’s with her arms? She was in amazing shape (love her or hate her) and is this what happens when you are still in shape but…middle aged?

    I’m glad I don’t work out much.

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  26. 99th Squad Leader

    December 21st, 2012

    Sorry, but if Madonna is an example of a real vegetarian-forget it! She looks like the Crypt Keeper’s wife. Whoa!
    Obviously her diet is affecting her brain. Being hungry all the time must turn you into a nutcase.

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  27. Dagny

    December 21st, 2012

    so it ain’t plastic surgery?

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  28. norman einstein

    December 21st, 2012

    Looks like she’s trying to unseat Joan Rivers as the poster girl for bad plastic surgery.

    What a mess.

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  29. AbigailAdams

    December 21st, 2012

    See. Iodine deficiency.

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  30. JPK

    December 21st, 2012

    Oh, honey. Take some time off. Read a novel.

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  31. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    December 21st, 2012

    HOW DO I GET THOSE TRICEPS…

    Really – such definition.

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  32. even steven

    December 21st, 2012

    Liberalism makes people ugly. Just look at them.

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  33. Debbie

    December 21st, 2012

    She’s not handling the ”aging thing” well.

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  34. IronyCurtain

    December 21st, 2012

    “I can’t sing if you smoke.”

    “I can’t sing now that you’ve stopped smoking.”

    “I can’t sing.”

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  35. KF

    December 21st, 2012

    She’s a dancer so she’s got great muscle tone. Unfortunately she’s has veins that look like air tubing on a fish tank, the same as weight lifters and serious karate people.
    Sadly I think there’s another area of her body that has the most “exercised” muscles.

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  36. Moxie Man

    December 21st, 2012

    “Material Girl” What’s the material, dried feral pig skin?

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  37. AnusPresley

    December 22nd, 2012

    She looks like Ugly Kelly from The Bad News Bears

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  38. Corona

    December 22nd, 2012

    Leonardo Da Vinci called to ask if her corpse is up for scientific grabs.

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  39. Buck Ofama

    December 22nd, 2012

    @Dagny,

    Madonna NEVER was beautiful.

    Looks like she’s finally showing the effects of being cornholed by Dennis Rodman all those years ago. Read: HIV!

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  40. Bad Brad

    December 22nd, 2012

    KF, No Been around that shit all my life, never seen vascularity like that. Something seriously strange. She done something that has turned her into a freak.

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  41. Bad Brad

    December 22nd, 2012

    What in thee hell is that supposed to mean?

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  42. grayscape

    December 22nd, 2012

    Biggfur???-troll – Conservatives are not FASCISTS. Conservatives don’t give a shit if people smoke.

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  43. Bad Brad

    December 22nd, 2012

    I like win progressives smoke. They usually do after the flames die down.

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  44. Bad Brad

    December 22nd, 2012

    When. sheeez

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  45. mkultra

    December 22nd, 2012

    Looks like our butt hurt troll made it to the library.

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  46. JimBob

    December 22nd, 2012

    My cigarette butt when tossed at her head would knock her down.

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  47. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 22nd, 2012

    That’s her kid next to her and I believe the teen smokes and has a mustache. Maybe Madge should work on her parenting skills while they get their mutton chops waxed.

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  48. Jerry Manderin

    December 22nd, 2012

    I didn’t know Madonna had a dummy in Tussauds.

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  49. Alpha Maser

    December 22nd, 2012

    Bride of Skeletor?

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  50. Callmelennie

    December 22nd, 2012

    This is libtardation at its most hypocritical and venal and irrational. She’s actually trying to put across the idea that second hand smoke from a couple of cigarettes in an open air stadium could hurt HER health and her singing voice, as if she was singing in some cramped, crowded juke joint where EVERYBODY was smoking. And all the while she’s rehearsing in cold wet weather, which is a thousand times the threat to her voice.

    And here Madonna made tens of millions passing herself off as the ultimate voice of tolerance, fighting the good fight against the forces of irrationality and intolerance. I’m at a loss for words to describe this, as “vile, loathsome hypocritical insanity” doesn’t even begin to do the job.

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  51. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 22nd, 2012

    You can’t fix stupid!

    Thank You Ron White

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  52. grayjohn

    December 22nd, 2012

    A skinny sow is an unhappy sow.

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  53. scr_north

    December 22nd, 2012

    I don’t know what she’s bitching about. Madonna has had way worse second hand stuff inside her than cigarette smoke.

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  54. NOLIKEO

    December 22nd, 2012

    HER BELOVED PREZ SMOKES CIGS & WEED. Now in Hawaii getting the good green;). Love him, too.

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  55. The Doktor

    December 22nd, 2012

    She’s a singer?

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