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If the 2nd Amendment is responsible for Newtown, Conn. then let’s have a look at what really kills Americans. Guilty and innocents alike. Let’s legislatively ban the obviously responsible parties in each category of unnecessary death. (using Left-think)

Smoking related deaths – 434,000+

We have to immediately punish all tobacco retailers for these deaths. And the people who smoke tobacco. And who manufacture matches and cigarette lighters. In fact, we must immediately ban all forms of combustible weeds.

Obesity related deaths – 300,000+

Ban all food. Now. It’s nearly too late.

Medical mistake-related deaths – 225,000+

Appoint VP Joe Biden to Chair a Blue Ribbon Panel to determine what must be done to prevent medical mistakes, Funeral Directors cheer. Casket manufacturer stock prices soar.

Poor or non-existent health care-related deaths – 100,000+

Know who’s getting your healthcare? Prisoners, illegal aliens and welfare recipients. That’s why Grandpa can’t have nicer catheters.

Vehicle related deaths and costs – 42,000+

Maybe this is the secret to Government Motors, et al. Eliminate vehicles and thus eliminate unplanned death. Note I said unplanned death.

The top five accidental death categories are – Choking (2,500 p/annum) Fire (2,700 p/annum) Falling (25,000 p/annum) Poisoning (39,000 p/annum) and vehicle (already listed) Obviously we must rid our culture of things that choke, any means of combustion,  we must all slither on our bellies like snakes to keep from falling and well, as to poisoning? Hard to reconcile with the Left’s predilection for drugs and illegal drugs.

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  1. grayscape

    December 21st, 2012

    Democrats have tried to ban the 14th amendment a number of times. If they ban the second….what’s to stop them banning the 14th? What say you dumbshit black Democrat Obama voters?

    They gonna put ya’ll back in chains!

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  2. KF

    December 21st, 2012

    I just bumped my NRA membership to Lifetime today on the multi-payment plan. I know these authoritarian Marxists -Progs may just try to exec’ order their utopia into existence but it felt right.
    Now I just need to move somewhere more sane after my aunt recovers from some health problems. NJ isn’t all bad, a few counties are still staunchly Republican including where I live but the tide is continuing to turn towards the idiots. I dont even mean “takers” i know many retirees, veterans and disabled that hate 0bama & the Democrats. im talking about public school indoctrinated liberal idiots and unscreened illegals that have descended like locusts on NJ. The GOP here has too many RINO country clubbers, I’m registered independent due to RINOs begging for money every few years.

    Nobody can have magazines bigger than 10rd. A NJ gun owner was arrested under the assault weapons ban because he had a WW I or WW II era bolt action (M1? Mosin Nagant? I dunno) unmodified rifle that held too many rounds. No bayonet, no rocket launcher, no armor piercing ammo but a %#}!? wooden stock bolt action rifle with iron sights. The NJ supreme court went hog wild in the 1960s and 1990s banning all sorts of nonsense aspects of guns and calling them “assault”. No tasers either unless you’re looking for jail time. I fully expect another round of dopey liberal legislation and judicial fiat. There’s no way to reverse the tide of stupidity plus I can’t take the snow when combined with dopey drivers.

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  3. the aardvark

    December 21st, 2012

    Hey, lets all just ban living. The democraps are doing their best with abortion and pushing grannie and anyone else deemed infirm down the hospice chute. Problem solved with no people the world could live in total harmony! Progtards can volunteer to be first.

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  4. eternal cracker p

    December 21st, 2012

    Smoking related deaths – 434,000+
    Obesity related deaths – 300,000+
    Medical mistake-related deaths – 225,000+
    Poor or non-existent health care-related deaths – 100,000+
    Vehicle related deaths and costs – 42,000+

    So if you are fat, smoking a sagrit who just had a botched proceedure to remove a chunk of fat from a poor health care provider and decided to drive your car off a cliff, exactly WHICH category are you statistically filed under?

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  5. TED JUSANT

    December 22nd, 2012

    Let the Children LIVE ,
    BAN GUNS,
    Let the Children LIVE,
    BAN ABORTIONS,? .
    BAN THE BAN ON GUNS.

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