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Home - by - December 20, 2012 - 00:30 America/New_York - 6 Comments

A stupid joke? Sure! But not as stupid as the mainstream media’s cheery dismissal of any suspicions about Hillary Clinton’s surprisingly convenient fainting spell and concussion which can apparently only be cured by plenty of bed rest during the Congressional hearings on the fiasco in Benghazi.

Does Hillary have an actual concussion? In fairness, it might be possible – especially since her noggin probably sustained a number of headboard-related injuries when she and Bill were a lot younger and friskier.

But Hope n’ Change is more than a little suspicious and, to paraphrase Mrs. Clinton, believes there might be something of a “vast Left-wing conspiracy” at work to keep the American people from ever getting straight answers about the brutal murder of four Americans.

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  1. old_oaks

    December 20th, 2012

    I’ve had some intense beer shits followed by explosive squirts from eating off a taco truck after Pedro made poopy-time and didn’t wash his hands before building my tacos. Not once have I ever passed out and suffered a concussion as a result. I felt like shit but didn’t pass out!

    So this evening I saw Alan Colons on O’Really for a minute tonight as I flipped the buttons.

    O’Really was insinuation Billary’s concussion was just to get out of testifying. Colons freaked out, he was kept saying; “Are you saying she’s faking?”

    O’Really would have done some good by simply saying.

    YES!

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  2. McFartus Spontaneous

    December 20th, 2012

    The Clinton’s are LIARS, always have beeen, always will be. They are a disgrace to the good people of Arkansas and the USA.

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  3. BILL

    December 20th, 2012

    and yet we “let” these “people” rule over us by “decree”.

    whos fault is it?

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 20th, 2012

    And here I always thought her brain was Jello. Now I find out it is a cauliflower.

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  5. Carlos The Jackal

    December 20th, 2012

    Repeat after me:
    Nothing anyone in this administration does is coincidental. It all has an evil outcome.
    Now don’t forget it.

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  6. Carlos The Jackal

    December 20th, 2012

    Hillary will always be a vegetable, and barry will always be a fruit.

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