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In my experience, cigarette smokers are generally friendlier people, cigar smokers are enviable people and pipe smokers are affectatious. Dope smokers are no longer in my circle of acquaintances and dick smokers never were.
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…not that there’s anything WRONG with that . . .

These days, smokers are treated as second-class citizens. Inordinate taxes subsidizing other people’s children are just one example of how now it is okay to single out a group and persecute them just because you do not approve of their choices. This is just the tip of the liberal/socialist iceberg. They want to micromanage everyone’s choices, from smoking to what you want to eat. Hey! – What is legal today can be outlawed tomorrow! Make EVERY vote count!

Boobie…But what about our own little Peter Puffer, Hiney?

The manic Wah-Wah and everyone smoking their brains out….on TV!! What else needs to be said?

Look, I’ve never smoked myself but I tell you, I’d rather see celebrities smoking their heads off than have them preaching Green EcoLunacy to me.

I quit smoking last year. 22 years of Marlboro reds 1 pack a day. Quit cold turkey with no relapses.
That non smoking website blows. it shows a bunch of people smoking on a gameshow. They looked cool doing it. I think I better grab a pack of Marbs on the way home.

Not only did they smoke on the show but they were more often than not drunk off there arses as well. Too funny sometimes. It’s a rare glimpse of America before Politcal Correctness was shoved down our throats. I do believe it would freak the living hell out of a young progressive liberal were they to watch it now.

“B-b-but, you can’t say that!!” Douchbags.

When my daughter’s friend waitressed at night during college – she said that smokers were the best tippers, friendliest crowd. Also, 65 was the most number of bills you could deposit through an ATM.

This post didn’t bother me – I like to live and let live…..but Match Game was fun and I liked all those stars – Fannie Flagg is a favorite, though. I enjoy her stories.

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OMG – do you think this is fate? Do you think I should give them my account number and password? I can’t believe I just got this email right after I hit the letters “ATM”. Wow, I’m gonna be rich!
It’s not from Nigeria, so it probly is true, huh? It’s from a DonaldSmith2001@gmail.com. Wow!

We hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due contract/inheritance fund, which has been reverted to (External reserve of the Bank of America) This arrangement was initiated/constituted by the World Bank and ParisClub, due to internet fraudulent activities going on within the World.

Has anyone else here ever noticed that the author of Fried Green Tomatoes, Fannie Flagg, couldn’t spell worth a shite?
On Match Game she would get the most basic words all mangled. It was my favorite part!
I love Fannie Flagg, that lovable rug muncher, NTTARWT.

Match game was one of the best game shows ever. Grew up watching that game and it had more belly laughs and was more politically incorrect than you would ever believe.

I’ve never smoked but grew up with smokers (mom, uncle, brother, now my wife) and I love the smell of a freshly lit cigarette. Brings back great memories and I would fight to the death for anyones right to smoke … cigarettes.

Can’t forget Charlie Weaver’s letters from mama.

Mark, my dad’s boss and his wife came to stay with us every year at Christmas. Two solid days of Jim Beam, Johnny Walker Red and all the Garcia Vegas they could smoke in that time. That aroma, more than pine trees and cinnamon, is Christmas to me (and I would put Jim Beam behind my ears, knees and on my wrists – just to bring those memories all back again!)

Fur, have you read her other novels? I think I have them all – I would have loved to live down South during the time she writes about.

Uh oh — another layer of the onion peeled….I didn’t know that, but I could have guessed based on her characters..

http://www.nndb.com/people/612/000024540/
-bfh

smoke um if you got um. I don’t smoke but I hate smoking bans, it’s a free country and if you want to smoke go ahead. It ain’t my place to stop you.

well, it’s Friday – and maybe these will make you laugh:

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False. A pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I Love You”?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are “Do It,” “I Can Help,” and “I Can’t Get Enough”?
A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.

Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn’t neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put hor seradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.

Talk about PC taking over.
I heard Paul Lynde say this one on Hollywood Squares.

Peter Marshall – Is it true that the continent of Africa is drifting towards North America?

Paul Lynde – If it is, it’s good news for the purple Cadillac salesmen.

Rebecca! Paul was my favorite..this one kils me-
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn’t neglected

Rebecca, I wasn’t going to post in this thread until I read your Q & A’s…

EXCELLENT for a Friday following the SOTU and other assorted sh!t flying off the fan this week.

Thanks for the shot of sanity! We all needed that!

Who the hell is Bart Braverman?!

I quit on January 30, 2009. So I will be smoke-free for one year as of tomorrow!!!! Yay.

@Alpha “U did notice, that I’m the only Gravatar that’s smoking riiiighghghght????”

Say whaaat?