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Twas the Night Before Marxmas

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No aspect of our lives will be left untouched by Obama’s fundamental transformation of America. As we have seen, not even classics like “Twas the Night Before Christmas” are off limits from liberal reformers. Here is a new version of the poem for the Age of Obama, compliments of AC:

Twas the night before Marxmas, and all through the grad,
Not a worker was working; the market’s too bad.
The stockings were empty and that’s how they’d stay,
Because presents were rationed and coal went away.

The children were thinking of the people’s school,
Where they praise Comrade Chairman because that was the rule.
Momma was trying for kid number six,
To bump up her check and pay for her fix.

When out in the Square there arose such a clatter,
Was another spy caught? What could be the matter?
I expected to see another traitor denounced,
But instead, a man, his beard quite pronounced.

The moon shone bright on the snow on each home,
Global warming had chilled us, right down to the bone.
When, what my wandering eyes did see,
Was a detachment of men from the NKVD!

With a full bearded leader, his face not quite dark,
I knew in a moment it was Comrade Marx!
More rapid than eagles his enforcers came,
They knocked on my door and demanded my name.

 

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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 18th, 2012

    heh!

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  2. Bad Brad

    December 18th, 2012

    That’s freaken depressing.

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  3. RUDE JUDE

    December 19th, 2012

    Depressing yes, but oh so true in the not so distant future I fear.

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  4. The Doktor

    December 19th, 2012

    Depressing?!?

    Wait until Obozo’s FOURTH term!

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