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- Jerry breaks up with his gf (Jessica Biel) because she has an open-mouthed resting face. Kramer goes to war over Ticketmaster service fees.
- George is caught in his underwear on Google Street View. Jerry is convinced that Dr. Zizmor is a fraud. Elaine is accused of dog racism.
- George makes a map of all the no-fee ATMs in Manhattan. Bob Sacamano sets Kramer up with a way to make money off the bacon shortage.
- Jerry refuses to give Kramer his WiFi password. George starts a war against organic food. Elaine dates a Romney son.
- Kramer develops bacon cologne. Newman breaks into Jerry’s Twitter. Elaine thinks the music shuffle on her iPhone is telling her something.
- George trips, accidentally gropes someone on the train, and a video of it goes viral. Elaine gets a job writing menu copy for Guy Fieri.
- Jerry goes on @jimmyfallon. The Roots play “Drops of Jupiter” when he comes out. Jerry becomes obsessed with figuring out why.
- Elaine is caught on video laughing at 9/11 memorial. @Gawker posts it & turns her into a pariah. Kramer claims to have invented the Snuggie.