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Mooooooooooooooooooo

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Looks like a cow.

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Can she cook?

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Pair of dice? Are the cellulose spots the numbers?

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Looks like to big ass pillows with a HoHo in between them. If quarters bounce off that butt, I would change my critique.

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“She rich.”
-Luke Skywalker

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Someone needs to report a robbery of outerwear. The unfortunate soul is reduced to wearing her unmentionables.

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She should have gone with something just above the knee.

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Now that’s what I call one “cushion for pushin’ ”

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it looks good for a whore.

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What people see as fashion these days is beyond me. Are we going back to wearing cellophane dresses again, like in the 80′s?

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That’s one hell of a good ass for a wedgey. I’m mean common, who wouldn’t be tempted to hoist her skirt up around her ears to see how big of a wedgy you could achieve. Especially if you were meandering down Rodeo Drive and were suddenly tail gating this. It would require power tools to un lodge.

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No, really?

+6

Looks better from the front, like some cars.

If this were my two hands they would be signing TD’s.

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The day Kim discovered gravity.

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That’s a man ass and Fur just trolled the whole internet.

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Is the sheer fabric just in the back of the skirt?

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hanoverfist – “Sorry,
One hands busy.”

Are you changing your name to handoverfistovercock?

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Remember coal shovels? Well there you have two.Butt the arse looks lopsided to me.

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Menderman sounds like MJA…….. Just sayin’

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I’d need a 2×4 strapped across my ass to not fall in…without it you’d just see some feet and hear “hep me! hep me!” kinda like the dude in the spider web in “The Fly”.

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Is that a crack I detect?

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@Webonot

?

+2

That reminds me of the old joke that ends in:
….if you help me find my car keys we can DRIVE out…

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@Menderman….. Mary Jane Anklestraps.

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Long time no see Menderman! I have been absent or lurking

+4

It’s San Andreas’ Fault!

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I know you have been absent…good to see you again!

and I know MJA…but I missed the “sounds like” connection.

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@Menderman… I guess I should clarify. She says that frequently when men are looking at asses

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We posted at the same time

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Oh? OK, I guess I missed that….

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Her ass needs some elk antler tan lines..a texas sreer would look like this:

(_______________________~________________________)

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Doh! Steer…..

I need a keyboard that don’t have blank keys!

+3

Seriously, who the hell is Kim Kardashian? Is she a famous madam or something?

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@jclady…. Great to see you too! Like I said to Menderman, I have been lurking a little, but its good to see you all!

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You too Webonot. I hope all is good in your world.

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@Plain Jane

She is Bruce Jenners Daughter I think…kinda like Paris Hilton…famous for being famous. She has/had a “reality” show on some cable channel. I havent had cable dince the 90′s, so I don’ know what it was about. From what I understand, her and her sisters went out whoring and people loved watching it…

I don’t get it.

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@Webonot — been in and out myself. Unfortunately, life gets in the way sometimes!

Hope all is well with you and yours.

+2

bubbas eyes hurt

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@Menderman/Plain Jane

She’s Bruce Jenner’s step daughter. Her birth father was the late Robert Kardashian, OJ Simpson defense attorney and one of OJ’s lifelong friends.

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That’s the same way it would look as viewed from the bottom of a toilet. So the designers thought.

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She is Bruce Jenner’s step daughter. Her father was one of the goobers who helped defend OJ Simpson. I was sick of the name back then, and I’m sick of hearing about his family now. They are all shameless attention whores, as evidenced by the picture above.

Although, I’m surprised you guys aren’t gaga over this bodacious booty. Is it because it’s attached to a Kardashian? Or you just don’t like a rump quite that bounteous?

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Muslims ought to consider this a new type of veil.

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Dunno about that getup. The strap and that belt look like handles that KingKong could use to hurl her from a rooftop.

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Honey. Does this skirt make my a__ look big?

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@Blink, you can say ass, she dates them by the dozen

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That’s not clear, it’s a magnifying glASS skirt.
Make’s her ass look Mooch-sized

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Here’s the view from the front, if anyone cares.

Personally, I think Ms. Kardashian is pretty. Unfortunately, she is pretty stupid too. Either that, or she is a master at playing stupid. Would I “do” her? No. For one, I said, “I do.” to my wife and that’s forever. For another, too many previous players to make it safe.

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Yesterday’s teen in tomorrow’s mature

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Stranded, That reminds me about the story of the guy in the bar with a really small head. Bar tender says, what in the hell happened to your head. Guy says, well I was walking down the beach one day and found this gorgeous mermaid stuck in the rocks. She wasn’t looking to healthy so I picked her up and through her back in the water. After a couple minutes she revived, swam back to the shore, thanked me for saving her life and said she would grant me one wish. So he says, your hot, how about a little sex? The mermaid says, well below the waste I’m a fish, that won’t work. So the guy says, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD.

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Menderman, JCLady is right…you are on fire tonight.

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“Me? I like a woman with a big butt, something I can grab ahold of and beat with a car antenna…”
Garret Morris on SNL

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I think I saw her in WalMart earlier tonight.

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her slogan is MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN’

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Caboose!

+1

This outfit totally redefines classless.

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Bet ol Kanye West slobbers and drools over her, bent over the kitchen table curb car trunk, Loping his donkey 24 /7

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I think by the end of a long day that thing smells bad. Way too much crack for my taste. I don’t mind a wider butt, but hers is also tall. It goes halfway up her back.

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1. Not the correct fabric for a pencil skirt.
2. She purposely didn’t wear underwear knowing the fabric was sheer.
3. Please see #1.
4. Tacky ho.

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Lot of Junk in that Trunk

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I’m bettin’ that moves like a couple of wildcats fightin’ in an old gunny sack……

+1

women with curves and cabooses are beautiful.
marilyn monroe in “niagara” comes to mind.

but why would i want anything to do with a soul-sucker?

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MY flesh is strong, but HER mind is weak

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I see two asses in the picture.

+1

That’s not an ass-crack showing thru,
that be a CREVASSE.
It would take more than a 10ft pole to get from the aBUTTment to the glory hole

+1

As cabooses go, I’ve seen smaller Airstreams!

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Could be worse

http://www.televicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Rosie1.bmp

Come on people!

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