Home - by BigFurHat - December 17, 2012 - 21:45 America/New_York - 87 Comments
This is Kim Kardashian’s Famous Ass
December 17th, 2012
If this is another poll, put me down as a “No”.
On second thought, put me down as a “HELL No”.
Looks like a cow.
That looks like paradise to me….
Can she cook?
Looks like wookies ass superimposed on a white girl.
Pair of dice? Are the cellulose spots the numbers?
One hands busy.
Looks like to big ass pillows with a HoHo in between them. If quarters bounce off that butt, I would change my critique.
Wouldn’t touch that with a 20ft pole no matter how much I drank.Diiiiiiiisgusting.
Gentleman, that’s not an ass, that’s a Butt!
My vote is for the Texas Longhorn!
Someone needs to report a robbery of outerwear. The unfortunate soul is reduced to wearing her unmentionables.
Only a closeted fag like kanye west would choose that malignant waterbuffalo for a beard.
She should have gone with something just above the knee.
F.D.R. in Hell
Now that’s what I call one “cushion for pushin’ ”
Y’all do know she shits out of that thang!
it looks good for a whore.
I thought Kim Kardashian’s ass was Kanye West ???
@menderman — man, you made me spew and forget my witty comment!!!!!
What people see as fashion these days is beyond me. Are we going back to wearing cellophane dresses again, like in the 80′s?
F.D.R. How long until her scheduled arrival?
and no I wouldn’t touch that. She got famous for being videotaped fornicating with a scumbag. Now she’s a celebrity and imbeciles value her opinion. Heck of culture aint it.
That’s one hell of a good ass for a wedgey. I’m mean common, who wouldn’t be tempted to hoist her skirt up around her ears to see how big of a wedgy you could achieve. Especially if you were meandering down Rodeo Drive and were suddenly tail gating this. It would require power tools to un lodge.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
Looks better from the front, like some cars.
If this were my two hands they would be signing TD’s.
The day Kim discovered gravity.
That’s a man ass and Fur just trolled the whole internet.
jclady…that thang can play a tuba! A kazzoo would just get lost!
Is the sheer fabric just in the back of the skirt?
Put me down as a “nope”.
Hey BFH…. how do ya go from the Texas Longhorn to this? Summin’ botherin’ ya son?
hanoverfist – “Sorry,
One hands busy.”
Are you changing your name to handoverfistovercock?
Remember coal shovels? Well there you have two.Butt the arse looks lopsided to me.
Menderman sounds like MJA…….. Just sayin’
I’d need a 2×4 strapped across my ass to not fall in…without it you’d just see some feet and hear “hep me! hep me!” kinda like the dude in the spider web in “The Fly”.
Is that a crack I detect?
That reminds me of the old joke that ends in:
….if you help me find my car keys we can DRIVE out…
@Menderman….. Mary Jane Anklestraps.
Long time no see Menderman! I have been absent or lurking
It’s San Andreas’ Fault!
I know you have been absent…good to see you again!
and I know MJA…but I missed the “sounds like” connection.
@Menderman… I guess I should clarify. She says that frequently when men are looking at asses
I like a little junk in the trunk, butt, this looks like a contestant for Storage Wars.
We posted at the same time
Oh? OK, I guess I missed that….
Hello Webonot!!!!! Long time, no see!
@Menderman, you’re on fire with this one.
Yep, a tuba seems more appropriate than a kazoo.
Her ass needs some elk antler tan lines..a texas sreer would look like this:
I need a keyboard that don’t have blank keys!
Seriously, who the hell is Kim Kardashian? Is she a famous madam or something?
@jclady…. Great to see you too! Like I said to Menderman, I have been lurking a little, but its good to see you all!
You too Webonot. I hope all is good in your world.
She is Bruce Jenners Daughter I think…kinda like Paris Hilton…famous for being famous. She has/had a “reality” show on some cable channel. I havent had cable dince the 90′s, so I don’ know what it was about. From what I understand, her and her sisters went out whoring and people loved watching it…
I don’t get it.
@Webonot — been in and out myself. Unfortunately, life gets in the way sometimes!
Hope all is well with you and yours.
bubbas eyes hurt
She’s Bruce Jenner’s step daughter. Her birth father was the late Robert Kardashian, OJ Simpson defense attorney and one of OJ’s lifelong friends.
Smokey Joe's Kosher Cafe
That’s the same way it would look as viewed from the bottom of a toilet. So the designers thought.
She is Bruce Jenner’s step daughter. Her father was one of the goobers who helped defend OJ Simpson. I was sick of the name back then, and I’m sick of hearing about his family now. They are all shameless attention whores, as evidenced by the picture above.
Although, I’m surprised you guys aren’t gaga over this bodacious booty. Is it because it’s attached to a Kardashian? Or you just don’t like a rump quite that bounteous?
Carlos The Jackal
I bet the frontview cameltoe looks like a queen size mattress folded in half!
What a bunch of mean and hurtful things you guys are saying here tonight…
Shit, you beat me to all the good stuff already!
All I can come up with is:
It looks like she’s smuggling a couple of midgets in there!
fat midgets about to capsize the island of Guam!
Muslims ought to consider this a new type of veil.
That’s not a cute ass, it’s the bouncy castle you rent for kids’ parties
Dunno about that getup. The strap and that belt look like handles that KingKong could use to hurl her from a rooftop.
Honey. Does this skirt make my a__ look big?
@Blink, you can say ass, she dates them by the dozen
That’s not clear, it’s a magnifying glASS skirt.
Make’s her ass look Mooch-sized
Stranded in Sonoma
December 18th, 2012
Here’s the view from the front, if anyone cares.
Personally, I think Ms. Kardashian is pretty. Unfortunately, she is pretty stupid too. Either that, or she is a master at playing stupid. Would I “do” her? No. For one, I said, “I do.” to my wife and that’s forever. For another, too many previous players to make it safe.
Yesterday’s teen in tomorrow’s mature
Stranded, That reminds me about the story of the guy in the bar with a really small head. Bar tender says, what in the hell happened to your head. Guy says, well I was walking down the beach one day and found this gorgeous mermaid stuck in the rocks. She wasn’t looking to healthy so I picked her up and through her back in the water. After a couple minutes she revived, swam back to the shore, thanked me for saving her life and said she would grant me one wish. So he says, your hot, how about a little sex? The mermaid says, well below the waste I’m a fish, that won’t work. So the guy says, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD.
Menderman, JCLady is right…you are on fire tonight.
“Me? I like a woman with a big butt, something I can grab ahold of and beat with a car antenna…”
Garret Morris on SNL
I think I saw her in WalMart earlier tonight.
her slogan is MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN’
This outfit totally redefines classless.
Bet ol Kanye West slobbers and drools over her, bent over the kitchen table curb car trunk, Loping his donkey 24 /7
I think by the end of a long day that thing smells bad. Way too much crack for my taste. I don’t mind a wider butt, but hers is also tall. It goes halfway up her back.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
1. Not the correct fabric for a pencil skirt.
2. She purposely didn’t wear underwear knowing the fabric was sheer.
3. Please see #1.
4. Tacky ho.
Lot of Junk in that Trunk
I’m bettin’ that moves like a couple of wildcats fightin’ in an old gunny sack……
women with curves and cabooses are beautiful.
marilyn monroe in “niagara” comes to mind.
but why would i want anything to do with a soul-sucker?
MY flesh is strong, but HER mind is weak
I see two asses in the picture.
That’s not an ass-crack showing thru,
that be a CREVASSE.
It would take more than a 10ft pole to get from the aBUTTment to the glory hole
As cabooses go, I’ve seen smaller Airstreams!
December 19th, 2012
Could be worse
Come on people!
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