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Exclusive! Hugo Chavez X-Ray

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HAVANA (BHN) – A newly released x-ray of Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez seems to indicate reports that he is suffering from cancer may be a fabrication.

After examining the x-ray, a prominent U.S. oncologist said that while there were “foreign bodies requiring removal” present in the  politician’s colon, they did not appear to be cancer.

Said Dr. Michael Feldstein, “In my opinion, Mr. Chavez’s health problems appear to be perhaps more mental than physical.”

One of the foreign objects in the x-ray looks suspiciously similar to Fidel Castro’s missing wristwatch.

 

Hugo Chavez X ray

 

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  1. grayscape

    December 17th, 2012

    Did they find Sean Penn’s head in there too?

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  2. Kairn

    December 17th, 2012

    I think Sean Penn is in there somewhere. Hiding in the colon behind the drill.

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  3. Xavier

    December 17th, 2012

    That looks like the same equipment the doctor used for my colonoscopy last week.

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  4. jeckelmyhyde

    December 17th, 2012

    That could be Danny Glover or Kevin Spacey’s condom, wait,…do they show up on x-ray.

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  5. Carlos The Jackal

    December 17th, 2012

    Castro wore his wristwatch on his dick?

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    December 17th, 2012

    I didn’t know Sean Penn drove a Toyota.

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