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Matt Damon Not So Smooth Without A Script

How many times can Matt Damon say “you know” in 2 minutes? The actor appeared on the Tavis Smiley show to discuss politics and taxes.

h/t You know, MJA.

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  1. BigFurHat

    December 17th, 2012

    You know, you’re a fucking idiot. You know.
    You know, umm, Boehner, you know, gave , you know, Obama his, you know, tax increase. And he turned it downn because, you know, he doesn’t want to cut a thing, and you know, all the money, you know, from every, you know, one percenter in the , you know, country, won’t you know, keep fireman playing cards waiting for, you know, saving cats.

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  2. Carlos The Jackal

    December 17th, 2012

    What a fuckstick.

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  3. norman einstein

    December 17th, 2012

    What a freaking cretin!!! Couldn’t make it all the way through.

    I was going to ask if this moron has ever had an original thought…but then I realized that he HAS.

    When he drives by a fire house and sees the “guys” playing cards, he doesn’t begrudge the fact that HE PAYS THEM.
    How very fucking righteous of him!!!
    Go to hell, you holloweirdo.
    If you had to actually work for a living, you’d be fucked!

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  4. Left Coast Dan

    December 17th, 2012

    A racist and an environmental freak walk in front of a camera…

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  5. Dismas In Wonderland

    December 17th, 2012

    You know Matt Damon is a, you know, racist, you know. Both of the, you know, places he, you know, said he, you know, didn’t want to, you know, live are predominantly populated by, you know, black people. The Congo, and, you know, Haiti.

    (Matt Damon is a racist. Both of the places he said he didn’t want to live, Congo, and Haiti, are predominantly populated by black people.)

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  6. Tragic Redemption

    December 17th, 2012

    “I need to pay more in taxes.”

    Translation

    “Everyone needs to pay more taxes and stop whining or a liberal utopia of free drugs and sex will never happen.”

    Why do these elites always say they need to be forced to pay more taxes? If you feel that way, then send a check to the IRS. What’s stopping you, Matt?

    Matt Demon is being dishonest with himself. You want everyone to pay more taxes and you want the gov’t to force them. Because you’re an idiot….

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  7. CrustyB

    December 17th, 2012

    He’s nervous about being around a large black man.

    His point is as blank as a fart. No one on the right is saying “no taxes.” We want to pay our fair share of firemen’s salaries, street construction expenses, and other public services. We don’t want to pay more as punishment for being successful. We don’t want to pay so illegal immigrants get rewarded for violating our borders by getting free college tuition for their kids. We don’t want to pay so Shaniqua Laquisha Moniqua Jackson can fuck indiscriminately in the ghetto and stick us with the bill for her six bastard kids.

    Y’know?

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  8. Tragic Redemption

    December 17th, 2012

    You know

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  9. Menderman

    December 17th, 2012

    It’s not like ya know, about reveneus, it’s like ya know, about fairness, becaus ya know, sometimes you like, ya know have made enough, uh, you know, money and, ya know, revenge taxes are , ya know, the only way to, ya know, make things, ya know, uh, ya know, uh…Haiti sucks ya know.

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  10. Xavier

    December 17th, 2012

    Another candidate for my cage fight. Penn’s first though.

    Wait. Was that Rachel Maddow with a crew cut?

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  11. Diann

    December 17th, 2012

    “What are you talking about, you know?”

    Took the words right out of my mouth, you know?

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  12. Menderman

    December 17th, 2012

    I looked up the tax rate in Haiti. Top rate is 30%, but….

    on top of that is a 10% VAT, 3% Healthcare tax, 6% SS tax, 2% payroll tax, 1% local tax. The property tax rate is 15%!!!!

    So the tax rate on income is 42% and the wealth tax is 15% on top of that, and everything you buy the state gets a 15% take!

    Matt, I dare ya, ya, know, to move there!

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  13. Tragic Redemption

    December 17th, 2012

    My wife uses “you know” quite a bit too.

    Once, I pointed out to her how many times she used “you know” during a conversation we had.

    I think she really appreciated my observation skills. She didn’t say “you know” to me for the next three days.

    Or any other words…..

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  14. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 17th, 2012

    Good squeal runting.

    Look out boys! He’s gone full retard!

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  15. Diann

    December 17th, 2012

    Do one of these “I’m in the one percent; I can afford to pay more” morons ever just WRITE A FREAKING CHECK TO THE US TREASURY AND PAY MORE?! You know?

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  16. Left Coast Dan

    December 17th, 2012

    Oops, my mistake.

    A racist and another racist walk in front of a camera…

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  17. scr_north

    December 17th, 2012

    It was funny when he said if you wanted to know what life was like without cops, firefighters etc go to the Congo. Then it was funnier when he quickly change to Haiti then said there were rich peopple there too! What a RACIST!

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  18. Joe

    December 17th, 2012

    Just like Obama, unscripted…. er, er, er, er, uh, uh, uh, we gotta uh have a uh change. Check out Hannity… he likes the “you know” phrase too.

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  19. Left Coast Dan

    December 17th, 2012

     
  20. Jerry Manderin

    December 17th, 2012

    You know, Matt Damon is, you know, giving mental retardation a bad name, you know? I know you know, you know?

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  21. Name Redacted™

    December 17th, 2012

    Hey Damon, you know, nobody minds paying for the people who are actually, you know, like, doing stuff.

    It’s paying, you know, the majority of the state’s income in a state like California, you know, to pay for years and years of retirement, plus bonus payouts, to you know, state workers, so we spend more money paying for THE PAST than we do paying for the PRESENT and least of all, planning for the FUTURE.

    That’s what hard working people resent, you idiot.

    Plus, as an actor you only “work” a fraction of the time, and the rest of the time you’re sitting on your ass worse than the firemen. Some of us work every damn day and we have no pension to look forward to sitting on our asses to enjoy.

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