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Drunken White House Parties?
Admin Girl picked up a GLOBE magazine today at the checkout counter in the grocery store. The frontpage was just too tempting, “Outrage Over Obama’s Drunken White House Parties!” I admit I was a bit embarassed to thumb through and skim it so I discreetly tucked it underneath my frozen pizza box. The clerk was more concerned over the story about Charles Flees Raging Camilla than she was over Obama’s boozy parties and friends.
The article also quoted Michelle Malkin telling GLOBE that the posh bashes tossed at the White House reveal “the disconnect between obama and the public is glaring. While the President dines on Wagyu beef and his cronies fight over lavish cocktail party invitations, Americans have lost their jobs in record numbers.”
The article went on to say the Obamas are doing nothing wrong and insists the parties are “one way business is done” in Washington. Let’s see, 170 bashes in one year according to one estimate which is about say 10 million dollars? Wagyu beef $100 to $150 a pound? Apparently the Obamas hosted 28 parties and open houses entertaining more than 50,000 guests, in just one year! Hop on the Obama Party Train!
Lavish Spending, Wasting Taxpayers Money, those were the sub-headlines of the article. If you see the GLOBE at the store buy it, you can always say you just wanted to find out what secret Johnny Cash took to his grave!
Dixie
January 29th, 2010
So…you’re saying that’s NOT a photoshopped cover of the GLOBE?
O-M-G, I can’t tell any more what’s real here and what’s comedy, or both. LOL
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Matt
January 29th, 2010
Garth is addicted to food?
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It's Hard To Find
January 29th, 2010
Looks like Dixie -found it- !
Admin Girl
January 29th, 2010
@Dixie, click the photo and it will take you right to GLOBE’s website and that is the very pic from there! No photoshopping this time!
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Leroy
January 29th, 2010
Just proves what Momma always says,
“You can take the negro out of the ghetto, but…”
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Althing
January 29th, 2010
These guys apparently do NOT like Obama very much because their covers provide many, many laughs for Mrs. Althing and I while waiting in line at the grocery store. Their best articles are about his gay love affairs.
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Althing
January 29th, 2010
I totally believe the battered husband article about Prince Charles.
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Dixie
January 29th, 2010
“his gay love affairs…”
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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even steven
January 29th, 2010
We’re at the point where even the National Enguirer and The Globe offer more hard-hitting investigative journalism than the MSM.
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Sicktoy
January 29th, 2010
@even steven – remember in the first “Men in Black” movie where Tommy Lee Jones tells Will Smith that those magazines (the hotsheets) have the best investigative reporting on the planet? Maybe it’s really true!
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F.D.R. in Hell
January 29th, 2010
Let the boy relax a little; he’s under a lot of stress these days.
Of course, this George Jefferson act could wear a little thin by the end of four years.
cfm990
January 29th, 2010
So can someone tell me the difference between a Monarchy and Socialist rule?
Let them eat cake sound familiar?
mark
January 29th, 2010
Sick toy … are you saying zerObama is an alien?
Just call me Doc
January 29th, 2010
Sicktoy…He also said “sometimes the NY Times gets luckey”.
Just call me Doc
January 29th, 2010
I just saw him earlier on FOX talking WITH Repub. congressmen. I don’t know if it’s just me, or did he look like a dog that had been kicked…It took Bush 7 years to get that look.
Althing
January 29th, 2010
All he did was talk more shit to them, Doc. Telling them to work with him while slamming them at the same time. This moron had ALL the control he could possibly ever dream of and he couldn’t pass anything so why rail on them for not agreeing with his policies?
Diann
January 29th, 2010
Stupid Bush! How dare he allow this?!
Just call me Doc
January 29th, 2010
Ain’t it the shits to be a lame duck when you have a super majority??? It must suck to be him.
Snowball the Sour Puss
January 29th, 2010
I’ve got to admit – and this is strange for me because I am a voracious meat-eater cooked anyway possible; I love rib-eyes, tender roasts, filets mignons, hell, I even loves me an awesome cheesburger! I tell you, I have been in 7th heaven since I got me a George Foreman! I love bacon, porkchops, ham, (you can keep the pickled pigs-feet and pork roast). And turkey!!! Mmmmm! Lately I’ve really come to appreciate the dark meat but I’ll eat it all. I tell you, I am like a dog when it comes to meat; I will gnaw on the bone!….uh, where was I? Oh yes! I’ve got to admit, before O-whatev came along, I had never heard of Wagyu beef. Never. So thanks Obama! You’ve at least done one thing for me. Still, you can take all that wagyu beef – cooked however you like it – and stuff it up yer ass pal.
Horrorman18
January 29th, 2010
The party got out of control when Biden had one too many and broke out with his rendition of “Pants on the Floor”
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had enuf mike
January 29th, 2010
diann,
“Stupid Bush! How dare he allow this?!”
I think it’s better this way…,
BUSH acted stupidly!
btw,
nice flower….!
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Johnny Freedom
January 29th, 2010
Now I’m really intrigued about what Cash knew…
Reiuxcat
January 29th, 2010
Bu$hitler acted stupidly.
Dixie
January 29th, 2010
@Horrorman18
Have you heard the Obama version?…
“Polls On The Floor”
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rebecca
January 29th, 2010
Okay I have 2 thoughts here. I don’t know if the party story is true, it probably is, it’s the Globe after all, but would YOU go to bed with Michelle without the beer goggles?
Camilla was probably channeling Diana.
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Matt
January 29th, 2010
Dixie,I am still laughing at the Minn. Vikings.
Balls on the ground,balls on the ground ,favres helmet on sideways….
Matt
January 29th, 2010
Rebecca..We all have our price.
I will take Michelle to bed and let her use me however she pleases…if Barack agrees to let Ted Kennedys ghost drive him home from his resignation news conference.
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IH8Socialist
January 29th, 2010
So was the secert that Johnny Cash took to his grave about Obama’s birth certificate?
Tim
January 29th, 2010
Matt,
You are one tough man.
rebecca
January 29th, 2010
Matt, and I’ll take the guy in the purple shorts in the other post – LOL
You have a better imagination than I do – I just don’t see her as ’service-able’…mmm…or him. But I would like to see him in a long black Oldsmobile with his favorite Kennedy in front.
Althing
January 29th, 2010
You don’t need to be tough to go to bed with Michelle. You need to be blind, deaf and have no sense of touch whatsoever. Oh yeah, and no sense of smell. I hate the smell of Soul Glo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4
had enuf mike
January 29th, 2010
Matt,
that’s a “walking tall” moment you conjured there…
you gonna need a BIGGER stick, my friend !!
Chrissy5754 aka Walter'sGrammy :o)
January 29th, 2010
My hubby was doing errands when I read this, so I called him quick and caught him actually in line at the grocery store. But he couldn’t FIND the Globe.
He routed and dug around and finally located all of them stuffed behind something else! No doubt some Obama drooler hiding an unpleasantry.
He moved them to the front
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Chrissy5754 aka Walter'sGrammy :o)
January 29th, 2010
Oh, sorry … Dixie, it IS the same as what’s pictured here and ITA with you about not being able to tell what’s real and what’s not LOL.
Snowball the Sour Puss
January 29th, 2010
Sure gives Big Fur Fever a whole new meaning eh Matt?
Paul
January 29th, 2010
@ Johnny Freedom
I was thinking that he didn’t do a very good job of taking it to the grave if the Globe found it.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 29th, 2010
I feel some irony here. There’s the story of Obama blowing the people’s money on high-style parties and on the news page there’s the story about the black guy in Florida who won $17 mil and began spending it and giving it away like there’s no tomorrow. They found the latter’s body yesterday; when will we find the former’s?
The term here is n____r-rich.
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Dixie
January 29th, 2010
@Chrissy
Typical of the droolers also hiding all the Mark Steyn and Mark Levin books in Borders and Barnes & Noble in the Fiction section.
I have a confession for iOTW readers’ eyes only:
At Christmas, I alternated the Obama 2010 calendars with the Chimps At The Office 2010 calendars in the rack at Barnes & Noble. Two weeks later, all the Chimps calendars were gone; Obama ones were still there. Informal poll?
My bad.
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Leroy
January 29th, 2010
What calendar is on -your- wall Dixie?
The Budweiser Clydesdales?
It's Hard To Find
January 29th, 2010
Leroy, this is -her- beer.
Zonga
January 29th, 2010
@Matt
Consider who is in line behind Odambam – Biden and The Insane Pelosi. I pray for a scandal big enough to take them all out.
boomerang
January 29th, 2010
@Dixie,
Thumbs up on the calendar story. Wish I had thought of it!
FreeWillie
January 29th, 2010
Actually the parties are pretty boring. There’s hardly any coke out in the open (F’n Secret Service!). Psssst! the WH kitchen is “cookin’ though” wink, wink! If you need you can grab a butt out on the East lawn and there is a place in the upstairs quarters if you know the “secret password”. I really like it when MEchelle does those lap dances after the rift-raff have left. That’s some hot stuff!
Dixie
January 29th, 2010
Thanks boomerang.
The payoff was hanging around until someone took the Obama calendar down to look at the back of it.
When she went to put it back up, there was the calendar with a chimp behind a desk on the phone.
She took a double-take, but I nearly pee’d when she turned the Obama calendar over for a second look at that cover.
I went to Confession the next morning, but I was afraid I’d laugh, so told the priest about something else.
Patriotleah
January 29th, 2010
BOOBIE!!!!! You took the words right out of my mouth! Mr. King of the World! And she’s too “embarrassed” to stand up when she’s being introduced and applauded and they both fail to introduce their guests of the evening. Take some etiquette lessons for goodness sake!
Horrorman18
January 29th, 2010
Hiney
Just when I thought you couldn’t top your degenerate status…you do. I think your mom is going to put soap in that potty mouth
IH8Socialist
January 29th, 2010
Hiney why don’t just run along and play in traffic. I hear Kos would be a good fit for you, they like little potty mouth numb nut truds like you.
IH8Socialist
January 29th, 2010
how bout you just don’t comment here and STFU you add nothing to this site and you never stay on topic you little wanker so bite me.
Anonymous
January 29th, 2010
Speaking of Christmas, the card racks at Wal-Mart, Hallmark and Publix (local grocery) were well-stocked with chimpanzee cards. Kindred spirits on MY Christmas card list received a greeting signed, “Merry Christmas, Barak and Michelle.”
Boobie The Rocket Dog
January 29th, 2010
Speaking of Christmas, the card racks at Wal-Mart, Hallmark and Publix (local grocery) were well-stocked with chimpanzee cards. Kindred spirits on MY Christmas card list received a greeting signed, “Merry Christmas, Barak and Michelle.”
had enuf mike
January 30th, 2010
as bad as it is with the over douching of Obumbles and his wookie wife everywhere…
it’s worse over in Hawaii.(on my last trip over)
There are sailboats out in the harbors with the Obumbles “hopenchanging” poster on the sails…
talk about needing to get a life people…
and in the fabric stores, my wife likes to sew, and you can find fabric, lots and lots of fabrics with his “holyness” on it… makes me want to puke..
DIxie,
I like the way you think…loved the switching of the calenders of the ONE with the ones of the “branch managers”
upabittoolate
February 1st, 2010
Since when does Michelle Malkin have any credibility? WTF? Are they supposed to eat ramen noodles or something?