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Egypt TV bans ‘romantic’ songs due to political upheaval
Egypt has banned the broadcasting of any “romantic” songs or video clips on its 23 state-owned channels, only allowing “patriotic” music, the state-run Ahram Arabic website said.
Only patriotic tunes “that are worth broadcasting” will be allowed, al-Ahram reported today. Sarcastic songs mocking public figures will be also banned because of the “sensitiveness of the political situation,” it said.
Egyptians will begin voting on Dec. 15 in a referendum on a draft constitution that has polarized voters and led to weeks of violent protests.
h/t Groucho Marxist
SNIP: Oh no! No more top 40 hits such as:
Behind the wall of sheep – MJA
Sexual Squealing – Chalupa
Baaaaaad Company- Cruisin’ Cat
thirdtwin
December 16th, 2012
Morsi will, however, allow the playing of that patriotic ode to his ally Obama, “My Sharia Moor”.
Plain Jane
December 16th, 2012
Midnight at the Oasis with Yew
Plain Jane
December 16th, 2012
Little Egypt Stray Goat
Plain Jane
December 16th, 2012
The musical score for Goats of Arabia
thirdtwin
December 16th, 2012
Ram a lamb a ding dong!
Ricky
December 16th, 2012
ewe give love a bad name – bon jovi
hey ewe – pink floyd
keep on loving ewe – reo speedwagon
missing ewe – black eyed peas
I got ewe babe – sonny & cher
do ewe love me now – the contours
ewe shook me all night long – ac/dc
ewe make me smile – uncle kracker
like ewe – evenesence
Corky
December 16th, 2012
Ain’t Too Proud to Pig
Xavier
December 16th, 2012
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Major Mal function
December 16th, 2012
While My Goatherd Gently Weeps
Stevo
December 16th, 2012
There once was a fellow named Lew,
Who said, ‘Screwing humans won’t do,
for there is nothing above
that good ovine love,
for my motto is”I Love Ewe.”‘
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
I Want Ewe To Want Me – Sheep Trick
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
When A Goat Loves A Prophet
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
Put Your Horns On My Shoulders
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
It’s Fun To Lay With A G..O..A..T
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
“Hello…is it bleat you’re looking for…”
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
To Sirhan With Love
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
How Deep Is Your Moo
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
Bring On Those Lazy Hazy Grazing Days Of Summer
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
Hopelessly Devoted To Ewe
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
“Now I couldn’t dance with no mullahs
When I saw her stoning there…”
KF
December 16th, 2012
Do IOTW folks have to register their wit as an edged weapon? Sharp stuff !!
I wish I had found this place sooner
Anonymous
December 16th, 2012
I love ewe just the way ewe are…..
KF
December 16th, 2012
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Anonymous
December 16th, 2012
Wam Bam Thank You Ram.
Stevo
December 16th, 2012
The Love Goat,
Soon will be making another run …
Anonymous
December 16th, 2012
(I Got) Goat To Do – Average White Band
Anonymous
December 16th, 2012
What’s New Billygoat – Tom Jones
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 16th, 2012
Li Li Li Means I love you.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 16th, 2012
When I think about ewe I touch myself
Anonymous
December 16th, 2012
Only the Infidels Die Young- Billy Jamal
Unruly Refugee
December 16th, 2012
Wooly Bully, Sham the Ram and the Pharaohs
Xavier
December 16th, 2012
Only Ewe (and Ewe Alone)
Chalupa
December 16th, 2012
Bah bah bah – bah bah bah Ann
Bah bah bah – bah bah bah Ann
Oh bah bah Ann – take my gland
You got me rockin’ and a rollin’
Rockin’ and a reelin’ bah bah Ann
Went to a ranch…lookin’ for romance
Saw bah bah Ann so I thought I’d take a chance
With bah bah Ann….
Tried Jihad Sue – tried Bomber Lou
Tried Burka Lou but I knew she wouldn’t do
Bah bah Ann…bah bah Ann…
Anonymous
December 17th, 2012
Ahhh Chalupa, you’re such a kid-er
even steven
December 17th, 2012
Rag Dahl
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
With or without ewe.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
How deep is ewe love.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
I’m still in love with ewe.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
Ewe had me at hello…errr…baaaaahhh.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
ewe and me and a dog named boo.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
ewe belong to me.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
Ewe really got me.
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
Who are ewe.
Three Rivers
December 17th, 2012
What sort of romantic music would a man and his ewe need?
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
Can’t ewe hear me knocking?
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
ewe really got me rocking.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 17th, 2012
Black (Sheep) Betty by Ramjam
The Happy Shiite
December 17th, 2012
Hello, I love ewe
Won’t ewe tell me ewer name?
Hello, I love ewe
Let MoHOMOd jump in ewer game
Hello, I love ewe
Won’t ewe tell me ewer name?
Hello, I love ewe
Let me jump in ewer game
She’s grazing down the street
All the hajjis wacking meat
Do ewe think ewe’ll be the guy
To make the queen of the goat family sigh?
Hello, I love ewe
Won’t ewe tell me ewer name?
Hello, I love ewe
Let Hussein jump in ewer game
Hello, I love ewe
Won’t ewe tell me ewer name?
Hello, I love ewe
Let me jump in ewer game
She holds her head so high
Like a black eyed virgin in the sky
Her tail is wicked, and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out from my thong
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a Moslem dog that beats halal meat
Do ewe hope to make her see, ewe fool?
Do ewe hope to **uck this dusky jewel?
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
I want ewe
Hello
I need my baby
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 17th, 2012
I Want Ewe, I Need Ewe, I Love Ewe
Flock Around The Clock
Never Let Ewe Go
Sheep, Sheep (The Memories You Gave To Me)
Fleece Release Me
Baaa Baaa Looo
Anonymous
December 17th, 2012
No change of title or lyrics: More Than a Woman- BeeGees.
Egyptians can no longer sing this to their camels or other beasts.
Anonymous
December 17th, 2012
Donna Summer’s Baaaaaaaad Girls
Anonymous
December 17th, 2012
“She’s once, twice, three times a camel…..”, Infidel Ritchie
Billy Ocean’s “When the Goating gets tough….”
Nutjob
December 17th, 2012
Ewe light up my life.
My eyes adored ewe.
Callmelennie
December 17th, 2012
Wasn’t I doing this a few days ago
The Boning Goatherd
How Much is That She-Goat in The Window?
16 Camels
Callmelennie
December 17th, 2012
High on a dune was the boning goatherd
Lahu wa allahu wa Allah Akbar
Strong were the thrusts of the boning goatherd
Lahu wa Allah Akbar
Boys in a town who were feeling their oats heard
Lahu wa Allahu wa Allah Akbar
Girls who didn’t know what it did connote heard
Lahu wa Allahu Akbar
Baa baa, Khalid’s getting off now,
Baa baa, Khalid’s getting laid
Baa baa, Khalid’s getting off now
Khalid bust his nut today
Callmelennie
December 17th, 2012
And from the Musical “Hindu Kush Story”
“Maria, I just met a goat named Maria”
(Half credit to Hippie critic for that one)
Chalupa
December 17th, 2012
Easy To Be Herd
Stirrin the B.S.
December 17th, 2012
I Herd it Through the Goat’s Behind