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SHOULD JOHN KERRY BE THE SECRETARY OF STATE? NAAAAAAAAAY!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the stable! HusseinHopenchange has apparently selected libtarded Massachusetts Senator Lurch Kerry for his next Secretary of State. Have you heard he’s a Vietnam vet? Me neither…in the last 6 seconds. I guess Kerry’s the most logical choice with Obama in the White House. That means Kerry is the absolute worst selection that can be made. I suppose terrorist Bill Ayers turned down the job. Or maybe Kerry proved that he hates America more than Susan Rice.
Kerry is infamous for his Congressional hearings where he gave testimony against his fellow war veterans after returning from Vietnam. You did know John Kerry was a Vietnam vet, didn’t you?






Angry White Dude
December 16th, 2012
I must say that this is one of the best written articles I’ve ever read.
awd
Brian
December 16th, 2012
Both Hilary and Kerry hate America and are screw ups so what’s the diff?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 16th, 2012
LOL!
If Kerry gets nominated, the Conservative artists will go nuts with ‘horseplay’.
Doc
December 16th, 2012
Why not…then make jane FUCKING fonda Sec of State.
KF
December 16th, 2012
I always thought of him as Lurch from the Addams Family ~~ !! *BONG* !! YOU RANG ?
Don’t forget he threw the “medals he won” in Vietnam over the White House wall along with a bunch of other anti-war protesters, but they weren’t his medals or perhaps not medals at all. F**king leftist stooge.
Moe tom
December 16th, 2012
John Kerry testified before the US Senate Foreign Relations Committee in 1971 in fatigue uniform adorned with medals. It was his testemony that created the false image of Vietnam Veterans being a “Barbarian horde.” The media loved it. He could only be elected to office in the Peoples Republic of Massachewshits. But he will fit right in as Secof State with the current barbarians in the white house.
Jarhead Cracka
December 16th, 2012
As he ever released his Mil records? He met with the enemy North Vietnamese while he was still an officer in the Naval Reserve. His discharge was signed by John Lehman, SecNav in the 80′s. I still wonder if his discharge was delayed because he may have been investigated over his North Viet meeting.
Kairn
December 16th, 2012
I’m not sure if Kerry is going to be ‘in’ either. I have had this thought that it is actually the third pick who the evil ones want and will get into this position. Who that is, I don’t know. I just suspect this 3rd person is going to be a real horror.
I figure there is too much of an odor lingering about Kerry for him to be approved. The evil ones knew Rice would be unpalatable. They know Kerry smells bad and will be rejected too. But no matter who the 3rd pick is, they will have to approve them because the whole business will start looking like an embarrassing obstructionist circus, with the propaganda arm/media ripping the GOP to shreds over all their objections (which will be portrayed as unfounded and catty).
It will take very strong spines in the GOP ranks to recognize the game that is being played here and to hold the line and not worry about having to reject one horrible nominee after another, on principle. But sadly we now know the gelatinous stuff these characters spines are really made of, and the 3rd monstrous pick will be in.
We think we are in a nightmare now. We haven’t seen the worst of our troubles yet. God save us all.
KF
December 16th, 2012
Let’s face it, Panetta was a rabid military hating leftist too. Just a lower profile one. Didn’t he ask our troops to put down their sidearms last summer when he was around over in a-Stan ? What a piece of crap.
Now were going to be hearing about Tereeeezzza Ketchup-Kerry in the Nooz too just like Billary at Sec-State. Be still my beating stomach!
Ten-Ten
December 16th, 2012
Secretariat of State!
Puns are fun.
Bizzaro World
December 16th, 2012
I would think he would be the last person for that job.
Everything is just the opposite of what should happen.
jeckelmyhyde
December 16th, 2012
Kerry is a traitor and worked the system as hard as Maxwell Klinger to get out of Vietnam with his 3 fantasy Purple Hearts. The men that he served with wanted him out because he was self serving and endangering his unit. They were the ones who told him of the obscure rule that he could be tranfered after 3 Hearts. At that point his mission was to get out of Nam and he eventually got them mostly self inflicted, mind you for splinters and he tried to get one for a grain of rice embedded in his arse.
Saxindacity
December 16th, 2012
A John Kerry and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Where’d you get the pig.”
John Kerry says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.”
Bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Rick
December 16th, 2012
Doc, don’t you mean Hanoi Jane for SecDef?
And I’ll say it again: the reason JF’inK hasn’t released his military records is that his original discharge was an “OTH” for his free-lance negotiations with the North Vietnamese delegation in Paris.
Doc
December 16th, 2012
I have friends in the swift boat community that wish they would have given him a 4th Purple Heart.
MADJACK
December 16th, 2012
This is from Junius over at Weasel Zippers. Now if only the republican senate had a pair of balls amongst the whole lot.
Junius • a day ago −
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I applaud this choice. This is another test for the Republicans in the Senate who are charged with protecting and defending the constitution, keeping safe our liberties, and keeping safe our country from the enemies within who seek to destroy us. John Kerry is a traitor, a gigolo communist who supports imposing a totalitarian regime over us, so let’s see how the Republican Senators treat this nomination. Demand to see his military records, his treasonous dealings with the North Vietnamese, his tax records, his statements accusing our great military of being murderers and barbarians, and his voting record in the Senate and then let’s see if all Republican Senators, repeat all, vote against his nomination. That means you too John McCain, you doddering old fool.
I am betting that once again the Republicans prove they are no longer a representative party for the people who vote for them.
MADJACK
December 16th, 2012
And my personal opinion of John Fucking sKerry.
Line him and Jane Fucking Fonda up back to back and execute them with the same fucking FMJ bullet!
Make sure Jane is the one facing the gun though.
Kairn
December 16th, 2012
@MADJACK
I was just a little kid when Jane Fonda did what he did in Vietnam. But even my childish mind knew full well at the time what she did was astonishingly traitorous. And I wondered even then why she was not arrested, tried, convicted and executed for treason of the highest order.
Maturing to adulthood only cemented my sentiment about Miss Jane. Same goes for Bill Ayers.
The adults in charge at the time were derelict in their duty to dispense with these villainous and dangerous traitors. We are now finding out what a tragic mistake it was to NOT execute these people. America is going to pay dearly for this abdication of duty.
Kairn
December 16th, 2012
Make that, “what she did”
MADJACK
December 16th, 2012
Kairn, there are a number of us here that are Vietnam Vets and will never, never forget or forgive Jane Fonda. The same holds true for John Kerry. He was still a Naval Officer when he met with and colluded with our enemy in Paris. Both should have been tried for TREASON and either shot or still reside in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary.
I am happy to see that you as a young person understood and still understand what these two did.
Doc
December 16th, 2012
Jack, wouldn’t it be great if they would execute these treasonous bastards and put it on pay per view and donate the proceeds to Veterans causes.
MADJACK
December 17th, 2012
Doc, damn straight! I wanna see big crocodile tears flowing down Hanoi Jane’s wrinkled old cheeks.
scr_north
December 17th, 2012
Well somebody in that administration has to be Secretary of Straight.
Ten Megaton
December 17th, 2012
WTFDYT
Mz BallBreaker
December 17th, 2012
Maybe Slick Willie will take the job as a continuation of the Clintoon dynasty…Beebo will make him an honorary Alexis Carrington….