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Moo at Toys For Tots

 

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  1. jeckelmyhyde

    December 16th, 2012

    Those games suck, and that is why I regift.

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  2. John Cooper

    December 16th, 2012

    Funny how she has an “Astronaut” toy in her hand when her husband just ended astronaut as a possible future career. Maybe there’s a game out there called “Welfare Mom”? – that’s the next big wave, it looks like.

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  3. golfmax13

    December 16th, 2012

    “It’s enough I have to do this at all but don’t let those military type people get too close to me.”

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 16th, 2012

    “Ize so hungry, I could eat some toys.”

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  5. Noelegy

    December 16th, 2012

    “Somebody gonna PAY.”

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  6. Anonymous

    December 16th, 2012

    Taking her toy tax to a new level

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  7. mkultra

    December 16th, 2012

    Beloved Star Wars character lends a paw in ‘Toys for Tots’ drive.

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  8. sicoit

    December 16th, 2012

    I’ll just tell all these azzwipes I gots da cramps and I’s bloated.

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  9. shakazulu

    December 16th, 2012

    “Damn, I should be in Hawaii right now.”

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  10. KF

    December 16th, 2012

     
  11. sicoit

    December 16th, 2012

    (looks like her weave is falling out…check out the hairline at the part)

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  12. Tim

    December 16th, 2012

    “Dis iz mine … and dis iz mine … and dis iz mine … doze lil muthafukkahs ain’t gettin shit!”

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  13. Ricky

    December 16th, 2012

    I just know there’s a medium sized order of McDonald’s french fries in that cart, I can smell ‘em!

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  14. jus bustin yo

    December 16th, 2012

    i don’t need no DAMN receipt to take this shit back – it’s YOUR shit… an i want… MY..MONEY

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  15. Eleanor in Hell

    December 16th, 2012

    Look! There’s a guy back there in camo. Could that be a potential Mall shooter? Wearing Camo clothing will be prohibited in public.

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  16. giamby

    December 16th, 2012

    I bet Reggie is having more fun than me right now…

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  17. CrustyB

    December 16th, 2012

    Why did Barry and I work so hard to make America a socialism if we still have to give charity? Feh.

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  18. louisiana_mom

    December 16th, 2012

    I don’t know about a caption, but you would think she could at least pretend to enjoy being FLOTUS and having free vacations! This woman makes me sick.

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  19. Xavier

    December 16th, 2012

    Food and Toy Czarina? Child Welfare Czarina?
    Eating Entertainment and Education Czarina?
    Sigh. So many decisions.

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  20. MADJACK

    December 16th, 2012

    All this so some damn jarhead can feel good about some damn worthless under privileged kid?? :roll:

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  21. MADJACK

    December 16th, 2012

    All this so some damn jarhead can feel good about some damn worthless under privileged kid?? :roll:

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  22. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 16th, 2012

    “All I do is work, work, work!”

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  23. aleon

    December 16th, 2012

    I’m taking all these toys back. We can’t have anybody but the government giving away free stuff.

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  24. Tim

    December 16th, 2012

    Collecting stuff to entertain Barry while he’s high.

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  25. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 16th, 2012

    Thought bubble: *Sigh* These photo-ops wear me out. Pretending to care is such hard work!

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  26. locknload

    December 16th, 2012

    Good thing none of this is edible or those damn kids would get nothin’

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  27. Hawaiian

    December 16th, 2012

    “Hmmm, let’s see. I need a dolly for Sasha and an astronaut for Joey Biden and a…..What? I’m supposed to donate toys for po kids? Nuh uh, these toys is mines, crackas.”

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  28. Navy Squid

    December 16th, 2012

    “Drawing Biden’s name in the winter festival pool sucks a big one! All the stupid bastard really needs is a ball gag!”

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  29. NastyNat

    December 16th, 2012

    Can you see the pure joy in her face.

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  30. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 16th, 2012

    I remember when I got a xmas present from Toys for Tots, I hated that white Mr Potatoe Head.

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  31. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 16th, 2012

    Keep telling myself, just one more Christmas in this country.

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  32. BubbaHotep

    December 16th, 2012

    Dammit! I missed the taxpayer subsidized makeup and hairstyle truck again!

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  33. Bob H

    December 16th, 2012

    Hey Dems don’t need her any more for the propaganda.
    She’s pissed again now that the party’s over.

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  34. Debbie

    December 16th, 2012

    Looks like she raided Roseanne’s closet.

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  35. WhiteFalcon1

    December 16th, 2012

    These staples holding my tits to my back HURT!

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  36. WhiteFalcon1

    December 16th, 2012

    These staples holding my tits to my back HURT!

    _forgot part of my own email address and the avatar didn’t come up…LOL…getting old sucks!

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  37. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 16th, 2012

    It looks like she’s thinking “Here, you little MFers Taking my time!!”.

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  38. WhiteFalcon1

    December 16th, 2012

    From the 1st Queen to the Wal-Mart customer service counter clerk…WTF???

    So…THIS is what WORK looks like!

    All THIS for a got’damn Christian child?

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  39. Slaphappypap

    December 16th, 2012

    This is free. So is this one. Free. Free. Free. This one is also free.

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  40. Badco

    December 16th, 2012

    Looks like she’s putting them back.

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  41. jim

    December 16th, 2012

    That creamy crack is causing her to go bald.

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  42. Nutjob

    December 16th, 2012

    “God do I love shopping on the taxpayers dime, its just like Baracks budget cieling, there is none”!

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  43. Carlos The Jackal

    December 16th, 2012

    “Hmmm, this looks more like a toy for twats…”

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  44. Nutjob

    December 16th, 2012

    Let me see, so far I’ve got shenequas, teneshias, lakeenas, naqeilas, taquilas, qeeshans, joveenah, juwans, shewaun and qasheena, looks like little suzy and little tommy are shit out of luck.

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  45. Noelegy

    December 16th, 2012

    Look carefully at her, if you dare. She’s not just scowling. That lip is curled. Mama ain’t happy.

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  46. JohnD

    December 16th, 2012

    TRASH

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  47. mkultra

    December 16th, 2012

    Coddled millionaire struggles with the twin burdens of Christmas packages and the giant racial chip on her shoulder.

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  48. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    “That creamy crack is causing her to go bald.”
    LOLOL is that a relaxer joke?
    :D

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  49. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    Ah poor mooch. Just close those eyes and pretend they are pizza boxes.

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  50. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    Can she wear NOTHING normal and in her own size? What is that top? A horse blanket? A Poncho?

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  51. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 16th, 2012

    @nutjob: You forgot Armadillo.

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  52. Major Mal function

    December 16th, 2012

    You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch
    You really are a heel,
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,

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  53. Jorel Lives!

    December 16th, 2012

    Manual labor. It’s not for everybody.

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  54. vera

    December 16th, 2012

    I can do this, this is last Christmas America will be alowed….. I can do this

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  55. Corona

    December 16th, 2012

    No Monopoly game, obviously.

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  56. Corona

    December 16th, 2012

    Lookit that ASTRONAUT game/toy, it’s got that OMNI font. Heh heh heh heh.

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  57. KMM (CT)

    December 16th, 2012

    FAQ

    Q. Is Mooch contributing toys or taking toys?
    A. Taking toys, of course! Tots don’t need all those toys! Greedy, greedy Tots!

    Q. What is Mooch wearing?
    A. It’s a HAZMAT suit (designer, $2300) with a hood. Mooch chooses to wear it stylishly backwards. We respectfully suggest that she raise the hood at once and maintain that position.

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  58. mkultra

    December 16th, 2012

    Looks like somebody’s getting a lump of sasquatch poop for Kwanzaa.

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  59. sTevo

    December 16th, 2012

    I didn’t feel like eating this shit anyway.

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  60. Rick

    December 16th, 2012

    Major Mal function, GMTA!

    All I could see was the Grinch stealing all the kids toys and the tree.

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  61. Jerry Manderin

    December 16th, 2012

    “This one doesn’t have corn syrup in it either.”

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  62. Unruly Refugee

    December 16th, 2012

    Hmmmph … .. I wouldn’t give that to the Queen of England.

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  63. Michael W Perkins

    December 24th, 2012

    I’ll take this one & this one & this one…..Just load all this shit into the car….

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