Home - by Cardigan - December 16, 2012 - 16:36 America/New_York - 63 Comments
Moo at Toys For Tots
December 16th, 2012
Those games suck, and that is why I regift.
Funny how she has an “Astronaut” toy in her hand when her husband just ended astronaut as a possible future career. Maybe there’s a game out there called “Welfare Mom”? – that’s the next big wave, it looks like.
“It’s enough I have to do this at all but don’t let those military type people get too close to me.”
F.D.R. in Hell
“Ize so hungry, I could eat some toys.”
“Somebody gonna PAY.”
Taking her toy tax to a new level
Beloved Star Wars character lends a paw in ‘Toys for Tots’ drive.
I’ll just tell all these azzwipes I gots da cramps and I’s bloated.
“Damn, I should be in Hawaii right now.”
Here’s an audio caption
(looks like her weave is falling out…check out the hairline at the part)
“Dis iz mine … and dis iz mine … and dis iz mine … doze lil muthafukkahs ain’t gettin shit!”
I just know there’s a medium sized order of McDonald’s french fries in that cart, I can smell ‘em!
jus bustin yo
i don’t need no DAMN receipt to take this shit back – it’s YOUR shit… an i want… MY..MONEY
Eleanor in Hell
Look! There’s a guy back there in camo. Could that be a potential Mall shooter? Wearing Camo clothing will be prohibited in public.
I bet Reggie is having more fun than me right now…
Why did Barry and I work so hard to make America a socialism if we still have to give charity? Feh.
I don’t know about a caption, but you would think she could at least pretend to enjoy being FLOTUS and having free vacations! This woman makes me sick.
Food and Toy Czarina? Child Welfare Czarina?
Eating Entertainment and Education Czarina?
Sigh. So many decisions.
All this so some damn jarhead can feel good about some damn worthless under privileged kid??
Snowball the Sourpuss
“All I do is work, work, work!”
I’m taking all these toys back. We can’t have anybody but the government giving away free stuff.
Collecting stuff to entertain Barry while he’s high.
Thought bubble: *Sigh* These photo-ops wear me out. Pretending to care is such hard work!
Good thing none of this is edible or those damn kids would get nothin’
“Hmmm, let’s see. I need a dolly for Sasha and an astronaut for Joey Biden and a…..What? I’m supposed to donate toys for po kids? Nuh uh, these toys is mines, crackas.”
“Drawing Biden’s name in the winter festival pool sucks a big one! All the stupid bastard really needs is a ball gag!”
Can you see the pure joy in her face.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
I remember when I got a xmas present from Toys for Tots, I hated that white Mr Potatoe Head.
Keep telling myself, just one more Christmas in this country.
Dammit! I missed the taxpayer subsidized makeup and hairstyle truck again!
Hey Dems don’t need her any more for the propaganda.
She’s pissed again now that the party’s over.
Looks like she raided Roseanne’s closet.
These staples holding my tits to my back HURT!
_forgot part of my own email address and the avatar didn’t come up…LOL…getting old sucks!
Maudie N Mandeville
It looks like she’s thinking “Here, you little MFers Taking my time!!”.
From the 1st Queen to the Wal-Mart customer service counter clerk…WTF???
So…THIS is what WORK looks like!
All THIS for a got’damn Christian child?
This is free. So is this one. Free. Free. Free. This one is also free.
Looks like she’s putting them back.
That creamy crack is causing her to go bald.
“God do I love shopping on the taxpayers dime, its just like Baracks budget cieling, there is none”!
Carlos The Jackal
“Hmmm, this looks more like a toy for twats…”
Let me see, so far I’ve got shenequas, teneshias, lakeenas, naqeilas, taquilas, qeeshans, joveenah, juwans, shewaun and qasheena, looks like little suzy and little tommy are shit out of luck.
Look carefully at her, if you dare. She’s not just scowling. That lip is curled. Mama ain’t happy.
Coddled millionaire struggles with the twin burdens of Christmas packages and the giant racial chip on her shoulder.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
“That creamy crack is causing her to go bald.”
LOLOL is that a relaxer joke?
Ah poor mooch. Just close those eyes and pretend they are pizza boxes.
Can she wear NOTHING normal and in her own size? What is that top? A horse blanket? A Poncho?
@nutjob: You forgot Armadillo.
Major Mal function
You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,
Manual labor. It’s not for everybody.
I can do this, this is last Christmas America will be alowed….. I can do this
No Monopoly game, obviously.
Lookit that ASTRONAUT game/toy, it’s got that OMNI font. Heh heh heh heh.
Q. Is Mooch contributing toys or taking toys?
A. Taking toys, of course! Tots don’t need all those toys! Greedy, greedy Tots!
Q. What is Mooch wearing?
A. It’s a HAZMAT suit (designer, $2300) with a hood. Mooch chooses to wear it stylishly backwards. We respectfully suggest that she raise the hood at once and maintain that position.
Looks like somebody’s getting a lump of sasquatch poop for Kwanzaa.
I didn’t feel like eating this shit anyway.
Major Mal function, GMTA!
All I could see was the Grinch stealing all the kids toys and the tree.
“This one doesn’t have corn syrup in it either.”
Hmmmph … .. I wouldn’t give that to the Queen of England.
Michael W Perkins
December 24th, 2012
I’ll take this one & this one & this one…..Just load all this shit into the car….
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