Ben Gazzi???? Never heard of him. I need a medic.
Hillary fainted from the shits. Now she has a concussion. I say, keep the snowball rolling. What could be next?
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Poonces
December 15th, 2012
Wish I could send all the dems the shits if it makes them fall down and hit their head on something.
Nutjob
December 15th, 2012
Well sure, wullah….and now no testimoney or recollection of Benzai.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 15th, 2012
Next will be opioid pain meds which will dry up her colon until she does an Elvis on the toilet.
Hey, then we wouldn’t have to worry about 2016!
Nutjob
December 15th, 2012
Theres no way she’s dehydrated look how big she has gotten from eating and drinking.
If anything her legs gave way from the weight or she tipped over from being top heavy.
Anonymous
December 15th, 2012
She put Bill’s cigar in the wrong hole…
Diann
December 15th, 2012
The concussion will make her forget who the President is and she’s start screaming, “I am sick and tired of people saying dissent is unpatriotic!!!”
old_oaks
December 15th, 2012
What’s next?
Romnesia regarding anything Obamaghazi.
LadyGun12
December 15th, 2012
Seriously, has anyone checked her for arsenic poisoning? I’m sure Obeyme would like to shut her up.
Dick Indataco
December 15th, 2012
So Hillary has the runs, gets dehydrated, falls down and bumps her head and gets a concussion. I’m wondering if Pantsuits pooped herself and got a pantload while down for the count?
This story could provide some choice material for Saturday Night Live.
tom@drum
December 15th, 2012
Modupe Adunni Clinton
Hawaiian
December 15th, 2012
I’m surprised she hit her head. With that big fat ass I thought that if she ever fell she’d just wobble around like a Weeble.
Hawaiian
December 15th, 2012
Can you get amnesia from a konk on an empty skull?
swimcoachmike
December 15th, 2012
Wasn’t I just baking cookies ?
Nutjob
December 15th, 2012
Looks like Bill has found another intern and Hillaries about to end up like all of the rest of their friends that suddenly died….as Bill tucks away the blow dart gun in his vest pocket.
Nutjob
December 15th, 2012
Maybe as she puts it, “she’s tired of beating her head against the wall” and thought she’d try the desk for a differant outcome.
Plain Jane
December 15th, 2012
Was it something she ate at the WH that caused the trots?
Plain Jane
December 15th, 2012
Let her eat the rice only diet that the POW’s had to eat in Nam.
Used to be thought to eat rice, bananas, etc. to stop up. Not.
Prolonged rice only diet causes the trots.
Plain Jane
December 15th, 2012
I know the best cure, but she might be reading this now in her delirium.
Ok, maybe she’s not reading this, so I’ll share it.
My grandmother’s “cure:”
Cook regular barley. Drain and use the barley water to boil some potatoes. Mash the plain potatoes with some of the barley water.
I always keep some barley water in my freezer.
MNP
December 15th, 2012
She did’nt hit hard enough. She’s still alive.
mkultra
December 15th, 2012
She could fall off her bicycle and rupture her testicles.
MNP
December 15th, 2012
Where’s the sharp corner of a coffee table when you need it?
Tracy
December 15th, 2012
Diarrhea induced coma?
old_oaks
December 15th, 2012
Confirmed by Fox…
Clinton will not testify before Congress on Libya, concussion cited
Rick
December 15th, 2012
Tracy, more like alcohol-induced dehydration.
If you were scheduled to testify to Congress about steroid use in baseball, you’d best believe the best medics in the country would have you patched up in plenty of time.
Rick
December 15th, 2012
Mmmmm. On second thought, maybe this crack on the head makes her incapable of holding public office…
Dagny
December 15th, 2012
Repent Hillary. I want to see ya in heaven !!
Carlos The Jackal
December 15th, 2012
What she needs is to iron that neck.
Kevin R.
December 15th, 2012
That’s what always happens to me when I’ve got to testify under oath to congress.
MaryfromMarin
December 15th, 2012
@old_oaks–
“Clinton will not testify before Congress on Libya, concussion cited”
My, how convenient. Oops, Mr. FBI wiretapper, I meant “unfortunate”.
Name Redacted™
December 15th, 2012
Euphemism for fall-down drunk.
Jack Daniels
December 15th, 2012
If you have ever seen a person who is possessed, you would take note of how their face becomes completely and hideously distorted. Same thing goes with an enraged person.
The face says it all.
Democrat women are so friggin ugly, all of them, due to years of hating, anger, bitterness and sexually frustrated…not to mention that they know what paltry looks they may have had in their youth, will be and is gone by the time they reach 25…
I wouldn’t take her to a worm dance
scr_north
December 15th, 2012
This woman has been looking for a way out of this admin for years. Susan Rice has been running the foreign policy of the US since Obama got elected and Clinton has just been a puppet. She went along so she could run in 2016 but even she see’s that is now impossible so she’s tryng to hightail it out the door with whatever dignity she can manage. @Rick was right, if dehydration has anything to do with it’s because she started hydrating with Gin quite awhile ago. If the GOP had balls they’d insist on her testimony and when she start’s into “I can’t remember cause of the hit on my head” they should then drive deep into that incident. Show her to be a liar and screw what the press has to say.
Tracy
December 15th, 2012
H-O-L-Y S#!+ . . . ONE WEAK EXCUSE AFTER ANOTHER!
She should’ve just stuck with the ‘Having The Runs’ story. During the hearing it’s not like she’d have to testify from a bowl or while wearing a diaper.
So four Americans murdered later, is Benghazi a closed case? They haven’t used the dog ate my homework yet or some other B.S. Alibi. Susan Rice & Hillary Clinton, done, next.
Dr. Tar
December 15th, 2012
Time to subpoena all WH e-mails, documents and phone records for the 5 months leading up to Benghazi and the 3 months since.
If the Dems think they are going to use the Alky fall down go boom! excuse for not testifying before the public then they can face the largest fishing expedition ever. Think Obumbles doesn’t have anything to hide leading up to the election? Cause I think they’d get real cooperative real fast once those summons to appear before the House panels start going out.
Plain Jane
December 15th, 2012
Hillary’s fallen out of favor or maybe never was in the favor of the supper elite one world gov people.
Plain Jane
December 15th, 2012
I just realized: She looks a lot like Soros in this photo.
J Frank Parnell
December 15th, 2012
Wow. This is kabuki theater of a kid forgetting his homework, “My dog ate it!’
She scampers about the globe, ingesting every different strain of bacteria, virus and parasite on the planet and never gets sick. Not now though, un-unh. Intestinal illness, fainting and amnesia.
Who is the PR firm for the Demorrrhoids anyway, Don King?
They get away with this pathetic display because THE MEDIA ARE STATIST-COMMUNIST VERMIN. THAT INCLUDES YOU RUPERT!
Dick Indataco
December 15th, 2012
Now Hillary won’t be called to testify about Benghazi because she shit and bumped her head. Go figure.
I will here-forth refer to this whole incident as “Pantsuit’s Pantload”.
Tim
December 15th, 2012
Well, I, for one, truly hope she’s getting better.
I am so looking forward to her hanging for treason.
Jack Daniels
December 15th, 2012
@Tim,
Like that’ll ever happen. Your odds are better in hoping that she slips into a coma…which would also be nice
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 15th, 2012
Yeah, get better Hill.
BTW…Doesn’t alcohol abuse cause dehydration?
Whatever.
She should have to answer for the bullshit she
and the admin have put us all through re: Fast and Furious.
I hope Mexico sues her.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 15th, 2012
I say Joe Biden is next. He will be gone in a year. Then BFO will choose an up-and-coming member of the Hitler Youth to take Biden’s place and run for prez in 2016.
As Ann Barnhardt said, Prostate Cancer. High survivability and no external symptoms. Then he’ll make a miraculous “recovery” and run for Senator again.
jeckelmyhyde
December 15th, 2012
I wish her no ill will, but I think sheeeees gonna blow.
Steve
December 15th, 2012
The “shits” for Hillary would be an all day job!
Tim
December 15th, 2012
Hey Jack,
We can still dream for a just world, can’t we?
KF
December 15th, 2012
She fell down butbi doubt it’s the first time she’s tasted carpet
Johnny Pickleduster
December 15th, 2012
A strange coincidence, a mighty strange coincidence. This happens just before she is to testify in her part in the murder of our brave Seals on a lonely roof in Benghazi? Mighty Strange.
Incidentally suffering a concussion requires have a brain mass in your skull. So far nothing this pantload lesbian has done in her mis-begotten life suggests that she possesses anything in her skull other than feces.
Xavier
December 15th, 2012
Isn’t there precedent for testifying via taped video?
LOL my fingers typed “raped” video.
MaryfromMarin
December 15th, 2012
@Xavier–
You were right the first time.
That’s what must have happened to the drone feed, among other things.
Joe
December 15th, 2012
Read Barbara Olson’s “Hell to Pay” and you’ll never cast a vote for Hillary again.
Rick
December 15th, 2012
“If the GOP had balls…” Precisely the problem scr_north.
Even if they DID go after Hillary on this, the press would excoriate them for picking on Hillary because she’s a guu-rrl. (A long, long time ago, but still…)
Noelegy
December 15th, 2012
You have to wonder just how bad the information is that she’s hiding, if it’s LESS embarrassing to tell everyone that she passed out from diarrhea.
Ten Megaton
December 15th, 2012
Like I said before…You can’t make this shit up.
1200intell
December 16th, 2012
She may have had some bad Tuna Fish…I think her exclusive brand is “Huma Of The Sea”.