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Streisand: I Could Never Love a Republican Unless There Was ‘An Enormous Sexual Chemistry’

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“Have you ever been in love with a Republican?” CNN’s Piers Morgan asked the legend in an interview airing Friday.

“Never,” Streisand responded.

“Could you ever be?,” followed Morgan.
“No,” she insisted. “Well, I mean unless there was an enormous sexual chemistry and, you know, and I had to – we never talked about politics, maybe. But I can’t quite imagine it, no.”

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  1. Tim

    December 15th, 2012

    Thank God!

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  2. mkultra

    December 15th, 2012

    One of the most compelling reasons to become a Republican.

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  3. thirdtwin

    December 15th, 2012

    I’ve seen Mecha-Streisand…and now I’ve seen Metha-Streisand.

    Lawd, you can take me now.

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  4. Hambo

    December 15th, 2012

    This legend in her own mind either doesn’t own a mirror, or she lost the instruction manual for it.

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  5. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 15th, 2012

    Holy Crap! What a nightmare! She looks like one of Eleanor’s hemorrhoids with glasses.

    I pray she finds Jesus, so she won’t end up down here. :evil:

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  6. norman einstein

    December 15th, 2012

    So…who’s the pretty girl?

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  7. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    There are not enough adjectives to describe how ugly this dog is.

    I have a news flash for you, you friggin’ toad, there is NOT a SINGLE true conservative that would ever consider having sex with you, let alone entertaining the fantasy of actually being in love with you.

    I would rather have my testicles smashed with a ballpeen hammer and fed to me than have to go down on you. I would turn down a million dollars if it meant bedding you for a single night!!

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  8. grayscape

    December 15th, 2012

    She only loves nazis and Klansmen. Fucking racist Jew-hating….Jew.

    ….But I’d still nail her…

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  9. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    My apologies to all the beautiful dogs out there.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    December 15th, 2012

    Maybe she could find a horny zoo gorilla that’s about to be put down. Might help if it were blind with no sense of smell. Retarded or insane, etc.

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  11. Poonces

    December 15th, 2012

    Since she promised to leave the country if Bush got elected, and is still here, I guess we’ll have to hope she isn’t lying again.

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  12. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    @Grayscape,

    I always knew your standards were pretty low, but honest to God, satan hisself wouldn’t touch her for the promise of re-instatement into the heavenly realm!

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  13. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    f**kin lizard!

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  14. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    My son just saw her picture and considered taking the vow of chastity!!!

    I had to tell him she was a libtard….whew!

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  15. Mr. Happy

    December 15th, 2012

    That “chemistry” recipe would also have to include a large amount of lysergic acid diethylamide.

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  16. Chalupa

    December 15th, 2012

    What about independents and libertarians? Are all intelligent people verboten?

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  17. Three Rivers

    December 15th, 2012

    She doesn’t need a bra, she needs tube socks.

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  18. Kairn

    December 15th, 2012

    So if her son, Jason Gould was a registered Republican she wouldn’t love him? But he is gay and she loves him to pieces. What would her position be if he were a Rebulican AND gay?

    Well Babs, these days many of us are finding it increasingly more difficult with each passing day to find any love in our hearts for our imbicilic Democrat friends, neighbors, family and co workers. Especially for you moronic, spiteful ‘show biz’ people who have completely insulted half the US population. I personally fund none of you!!!!

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  19. J Frank Parnell

    December 15th, 2012

    Yentl means “flaps” in yiddish.

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  20. Joe

    December 15th, 2012

    @Grayscape: She could sing me to sleep every night, but politics would be off limits. Honestly, I’ve been a fan for over 50 years. Color Me Barbra did it for me. Still love it.

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  21. Anonymous

    December 15th, 2012

    Hey Babs, no need to worry THAT will never be a problem

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  22. scr_north

    December 15th, 2012

    Well, I guess nobody told Babs that she was way past the Sexual Chemistry stage of her life and that she’s a lot closer to the Decomposition Chemistry stage.

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  23. old_oaks

    December 15th, 2012

    There’s a republican out there who would do this hairy cunt?

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  24. Ten Megaton

    December 15th, 2012

    And this is relevant to what and why, and who gives a fuck?

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  25. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    @Greyscape,

    You just negated my entire argument by saying you would be willing to nail her!!!!!!

    aaaaahhhhhh!!

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  26. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 15th, 2012

    Those two sagging mammaries remind me of Robert Redford’s jowls with nipples.

    I think I’ll request THE WAY WE WERE for Lucifer’s Movie Nite next week, instead of SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT.
    :evil:

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  27. Jorel Lives!

    December 15th, 2012

    Why, Barbara, yooouuuu look marrrvelous!

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  28. Moe tom

    December 15th, 2012

    I thought it was Yassar Arafat with saggy tits and a shave. Stupid me.

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  29. Moe tom

    December 15th, 2012

    Yeah greyscape would nail Arafat. Hee,hee

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  30. reddecaesari

    December 15th, 2012

    does james brolin wake up in the middle of the night and drink?

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  31. Corona

    December 15th, 2012

    I’d rather read another Newtown CT article than see her fuck-dog face again.

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  32. Bad Brad

    December 15th, 2012

    Every one I know, including family, thinks I’m a big dick. Maybe there’s a chance! Naw, I hate that bitch.

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  33. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    ugh! She’s a TOAD!

    She’s stating this as if people, and battery operated objects, were waiting in line to boink her.

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  34. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 16th, 2012

    @ greyscape -

    Upper vag or lower?

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  35. Anonymous

    December 16th, 2012

    eewwwwww….eewwwww….eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  36. grayjohn

    December 16th, 2012

    Now ask the real question: Could any Republican fall in love with you? Perhaps a dead one, or a fake one like Boner, or a Republican Bonobo. Doubtful and any Republican of the same species would give you a second look. Or not be blind after a second look. Oink oink, people who need oink oink, are the oinkiest people oink the oink…

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  37. Xavier

    December 16th, 2012

    “Could you ever be?,” followed Morgan.

    Isn’t the correct answer, “Of course not I’m married”?

    And that “enormous sexual chemistry” bit gave me the shudders. But, there’s people who f*ck miniature donkeys so I guess anything’s possible.

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  38. IronyCurtain

    December 16th, 2012

    I couldn’t love a Streisand unless Viagra came in a 10″ diameter pill. And even then…

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  39. Dadof3

    December 16th, 2012

    A concern she will never face. She’s as safe as you can get, as far as being with a Rep. goes.

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  40. Mz BallBreaker

    December 17th, 2012

    Babbs could toss greyscape one of her saggy boobs from across the suite, two doors down..he wouldn’t have to actually look at her cross-eyes and mandible nose…. Jews think she gives THEM a bad name…and they are correct!

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