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A Hayward woman who was found to be faking a foot injury when investigators caught her on camera in a park performing a sex act she couldn’t  have done with a bad ankle will spend nine months in jail for insurance fraud, prosecutors said.

Modupe Adunni Martin (San Mateo Sheriff Office)


Modupe Adunni Martin, 29, was taken into custody Thursday morning after a judge pronounced sentence, including three years on probation, said San Mateo County Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti.

Martin had been working as a custodian for the Sequoia Union High School District in February 2009 when she told her employer she had injured her ankle at work. She said she couldn’t walk and used crutches to enter 10 doctor appointments over a series of six months.

But when investigators from the district attorney’s insurance fraud unit began to check her story using hidden cameras near the doctor’s offices, she was seen leaving the doctor’s appointments on foot without crutches.

 

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h/t  Chalupa

» 39 Comments

  1. Jack Daniels

    December 15th, 2012

    THIS IS A WOMAN???????!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  2. Menderman

    December 15th, 2012

    yeah, that’s a woman, and I’m Hercules.

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  3. xiphos

    December 15th, 2012

    Performing a sex act …….. with what? Or with someone that’s blind, crippled AND crazy?

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  4. Chalupa

    December 15th, 2012

    I thought Billy Preston was the fifth Beatle…

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  5. Dr Tar

    December 15th, 2012

    Only in San Fran and surrounding counties would that be considered a woman.

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  6. Chalupa

    December 15th, 2012

    For her/his/it’s lover, “Hop to it” is pillow talk…

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  7. Diann

    December 15th, 2012

    Modupe?

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  8. mkultra

    December 15th, 2012

    $20 says its mother chose ‘Modupe’ after she got a look at it.

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  9. mkultra

    December 15th, 2012

    Modupe: pronounced ‘muh coochie’

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  10. Chalupa

    December 15th, 2012

    Then the boyfriend climbed a tree, and she performed a sex act that required the use of the crutches…

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  11. ForTheRepublic

    December 15th, 2012

    At first I thought this was Moochelle

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  12. CrustyB

    December 15th, 2012

    I was about to laugh and congratulate BFH on another hilarious Photoshop when I realized the photo is real.

    Where is she on the AskMen.com Most Desirable list? Just behind Michelle Chewbaccobama?

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  13. Nutjob

    December 15th, 2012

    Put a scruffy beard and a turbin on her and she would pass for 1 of them crazy eyed terorists muslims.

    On a 2nd note, maybe she was performing a sex act to raise money to meet her deductible until her Obama free shit kicked in.

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  14. Poonces

    December 15th, 2012

    With those nostrils, she could take on two at a time.

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  15. cfm990

    December 15th, 2012

    Oh sure. She, gets charged with insurance fraud. He, walks on a crimes against nature (bestiality) rap

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  16. Anonymous

    December 15th, 2012

    The urban answer to Justin Bieber?

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  17. LadyGun12

    December 15th, 2012

    ^^That was me.

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  18. Raoul Duke

    December 15th, 2012

    “…but ugly’s to the bone!!”

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  19. MNP

    December 15th, 2012

    Twilight Zone
    Eye of the beholder.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSViYoahEXc
    .

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  20. Tracy

    December 15th, 2012

    Mush Mouth Has Fallen Far, From Playing Bass In The ‘Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids Band’, To Playing The Skin Flute Wearing Gravity Boots, Suspended From A Chain Link Fence.

    *While no one was watching she did ‘The Keyser Soze Walkaway’.

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  21. old_oaks

    December 15th, 2012

    GHOLLY!

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  22. Corona

    December 15th, 2012

    Holy fuck, that’s a woman?!
    nnnggGGYYYYEEEUUUUUCCKKKKK!!! Damn.

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  23. Rick

    December 15th, 2012

    I’m sure the sex act involved non-face-to-face positions.

    Use your imaginations people.

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  24. Dagny

    December 15th, 2012

    she looks like my German cousin Adolph.

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  25. Xavier

    December 15th, 2012

    @Rick

    BJ told me that isn’t sex.

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  26. norman einstein

    December 15th, 2012

    No WAY!
    That’s a “her”???
    GTFOOH!

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  27. Buffalobob

    December 15th, 2012

    The funniest part of this story was that she was having sex with something. There can’t be two of these on this planet.

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  28. Chuck Darwin

    December 15th, 2012

    Devolution.
    I rest my case.

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  29. Tim

    December 15th, 2012

    I ain’t NEVER been that stoned.

    Or that horny – even if I had to rub it on a brick wall.

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  30. grayjohn

    December 15th, 2012

    That’s not a woman, hell that’s not even human, hell that’s not even the same species! It is, however, JUMP BACK UGLY!!!

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  31. Tony R

    December 15th, 2012

    What kind of sex act could “she” not perform with a bum ankle? A foot-job?

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  32. jeckelmyhyde

    December 15th, 2012

    I Modupe short for Bob.

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  33. Johnny Pickleduster

    December 15th, 2012

    Exactly what the fuck is that? Performing a sex act with this he, she, it, whatever would qualify as bestiality.

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  34. 99th Squad Leader

    December 15th, 2012

    That “woman” needs a shave.

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  35. Serious Putty

    December 15th, 2012

    Yikes!
    There’s stupid (Obama 2008), and there’s Obama Stupid (Obama 2012).

    There’s Ugly, and there’s Modupe Ugly.

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  36. thirdtwin

    December 15th, 2012

    Did E. T. get her one Obamaphone call home?

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  37. Mohammed's pink swastika

    December 15th, 2012

    Give her a soul patch and she could totaly pass for my brothers goat named Jr Mcoy.

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  38. sablegsd

    December 15th, 2012

    That’s another one of those lunatics that don’t know what sex they are.

    And it’s scum sucking pricks like this one that make it hard for people legitimately hurt on the job to get the help they need.

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  39. bayrat3678

    December 15th, 2012

    If obama has a son……

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