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Romantic rendezvous while faking injury leads to jail time
A Hayward woman who was found to be faking a foot injury when investigators caught her on camera in a park performing a sex act she couldn’t have done with a bad ankle will spend nine months in jail for insurance fraud, prosecutors said.
Modupe Adunni Martin (San Mateo Sheriff Office)
Modupe Adunni Martin, 29, was taken into custody Thursday morning after a judge pronounced sentence, including three years on probation, said San Mateo County Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti.
Martin had been working as a custodian for the Sequoia Union High School District in February 2009 when she told her employer she had injured her ankle at work. She said she couldn’t walk and used crutches to enter 10 doctor appointments over a series of six months.
But when investigators from the district attorney’s insurance fraud unit began to check her story using hidden cameras near the doctor’s offices, she was seen leaving the doctor’s appointments on foot without crutches.
h/t Chalupa
Jack Daniels
December 15th, 2012
THIS IS A WOMAN???????!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Menderman
December 15th, 2012
yeah, that’s a woman, and I’m Hercules.
xiphos
December 15th, 2012
Performing a sex act …….. with what? Or with someone that’s blind, crippled AND crazy?
Chalupa
December 15th, 2012
I thought Billy Preston was the fifth Beatle…
Dr Tar
December 15th, 2012
Only in San Fran and surrounding counties would that be considered a woman.
Chalupa
December 15th, 2012
For her/his/it’s lover, “Hop to it” is pillow talk…
Diann
December 15th, 2012
Modupe?
mkultra
December 15th, 2012
$20 says its mother chose ‘Modupe’ after she got a look at it.
mkultra
December 15th, 2012
Modupe: pronounced ‘muh coochie’
Chalupa
December 15th, 2012
Then the boyfriend climbed a tree, and she performed a sex act that required the use of the crutches…
ForTheRepublic
December 15th, 2012
At first I thought this was Moochelle
CrustyB
December 15th, 2012
I was about to laugh and congratulate BFH on another hilarious Photoshop when I realized the photo is real.
Where is she on the AskMen.com Most Desirable list? Just behind Michelle Chewbaccobama?
Nutjob
December 15th, 2012
Put a scruffy beard and a turbin on her and she would pass for 1 of them crazy eyed terorists muslims.
On a 2nd note, maybe she was performing a sex act to raise money to meet her deductible until her Obama free shit kicked in.
Poonces
December 15th, 2012
With those nostrils, she could take on two at a time.
cfm990
December 15th, 2012
Oh sure. She, gets charged with insurance fraud. He, walks on a crimes against nature (bestiality) rap
Anonymous
December 15th, 2012
The urban answer to Justin Bieber?
LadyGun12
December 15th, 2012
^^That was me.
Raoul Duke
December 15th, 2012
“…but ugly’s to the bone!!”
MNP
December 15th, 2012
Twilight Zone
Eye of the beholder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSViYoahEXc
.
Tracy
December 15th, 2012
Mush Mouth Has Fallen Far, From Playing Bass In The ‘Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids Band’, To Playing The Skin Flute Wearing Gravity Boots, Suspended From A Chain Link Fence.
*While no one was watching she did ‘The Keyser Soze Walkaway’.
old_oaks
December 15th, 2012
GHOLLY!
Corona
December 15th, 2012
Holy fuck, that’s a woman?!
nnnggGGYYYYEEEUUUUUCCKKKKK!!! Damn.
Rick
December 15th, 2012
I’m sure the sex act involved non-face-to-face positions.
Use your imaginations people.
Dagny
December 15th, 2012
she looks like my German cousin Adolph.
Xavier
December 15th, 2012
@Rick
BJ told me that isn’t sex.
norman einstein
December 15th, 2012
No WAY!
That’s a “her”???
GTFOOH!
Buffalobob
December 15th, 2012
The funniest part of this story was that she was having sex with something. There can’t be two of these on this planet.
Chuck Darwin
December 15th, 2012
Devolution.
I rest my case.
Tim
December 15th, 2012
I ain’t NEVER been that stoned.
Or that horny – even if I had to rub it on a brick wall.
grayjohn
December 15th, 2012
That’s not a woman, hell that’s not even human, hell that’s not even the same species! It is, however, JUMP BACK UGLY!!!
Tony R
December 15th, 2012
What kind of sex act could “she” not perform with a bum ankle? A foot-job?
jeckelmyhyde
December 15th, 2012
I Modupe short for Bob.
Johnny Pickleduster
December 15th, 2012
Exactly what the fuck is that? Performing a sex act with this he, she, it, whatever would qualify as bestiality.
99th Squad Leader
December 15th, 2012
That “woman” needs a shave.
Serious Putty
December 15th, 2012
Yikes!
There’s stupid (Obama 2008), and there’s Obama Stupid (Obama 2012).
There’s Ugly, and there’s Modupe Ugly.
thirdtwin
December 15th, 2012
Did E. T. get her one Obamaphone call home?
Mohammed's pink swastika
December 15th, 2012
Give her a soul patch and she could totaly pass for my brothers goat named Jr Mcoy.
sablegsd
December 15th, 2012
That’s another one of those lunatics that don’t know what sex they are.
And it’s scum sucking pricks like this one that make it hard for people legitimately hurt on the job to get the help they need.
bayrat3678
December 15th, 2012
If obama has a son……