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  1. Bad Brad

    December 15th, 2012

    I hate the fucking Chicoms and I hate the fucking CEO, or CFO’s in America that send their shit to build to them and I hope for a curse on all their kids that will equal what they have done to the rest of us.

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  2. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 15th, 2012

    This should go over about as big as the Chevy Volt.

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  3. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 15th, 2012

    Can I get one by 12/21/12?

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  4. Frosteetoes

    December 15th, 2012

    I’m sure it could be improved upon. Wet bar and top shelf liquor would be at the top of the list.

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  5. Golly Gee Willikers

    December 15th, 2012

    Is he looking for investors? I’d like to put my entire life’s savings into this brilliant concept, too!

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  6. BigFurHat

    December 15th, 2012

    Oh geeeeeez.
    I didn’t hat tip Frosteetoes!!!
    These Chinese balls were all her.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 15th, 2012

    Oh I don’t think so. Imagine having to smell a bunch of people’s stank breaths, vomit, and hot asses? lol

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 15th, 2012

    Again, the chinks stole the idea from us. That device was proffered by Jennifer Nettles in a SUGARLAND concert, only hers was transparent, thankfully.

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  9. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 15th, 2012

    “Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Please remain in the ride until it comes to a full and complete stop at the unloading point of the ride. If a ride stops temporarily, due to mechanical failure or other reason, stay seated and wait for the ride to start up again or for an operator to give your further instructions. Hold on tight and have fun!!”

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  10. Dr. Tar

    December 15th, 2012

    I’d rather have a disaster sphere than a FEMA trailer any day.

    And what is going on with post being blocked that use the common name for the nation refered to by its own citizens and the Middle Kingdom or Zhongguo? I’ve posted a pithy reply twice using the C-word name for that nation and both did not appear.

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  11. Dr. Tar

    December 15th, 2012

    Just in time for New Years.

    Now you can ride the Apocalypse Ball down as you ring in the new year to the total collapse of civilization. Think Slim Pickens in Dr. StrangeLove

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  12. Dr. Tar

    December 15th, 2012

    Opps! sorry screwed that link up. Here’s what I should have done.

    Just in time for New Years.

    Now you can ride the Apocalypse Ball down as you ring in the new year to the total collapse of civilization. Think Slim Pickens in Dr. StrangeLove

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PADr. Strangelove

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  13. Menderman

    December 15th, 2012

    Uh, where is the crapper?

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  14. Menderman

    December 15th, 2012

    and why can you put chiiinnneeessseee in the title, and I can’t type it in the comments?

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  15. Dagny

    December 15th, 2012

    I love Chiinese Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    God bless them, since the Chiinese are the only people with enough BALLS to nuke both Medina and Mecca, and then take full control of the Arabic peninsula.

    Afterwards, they’ll probably invade New-Zealand and Australia. Probably also the West Coast of North America.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

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  16. Billy Fuster

    December 15th, 2012

    Coming to a Walmart near you.

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  17. Dagny

    December 15th, 2012

    Get real, folks. China is the new America. As America is becoming all communist and socialist, China is going capitalist.

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  18. Dagny

    December 15th, 2012

    America will be submitted to a foreign force within the next decades. It’s not clear yet if it will be the Muslim Brotherhood and the neo-Black Panthers, or if it will be China.

    China would be best, and probably would destroy the islamist savages in no time — (something the USA is obviously incapable of doing, in virtue of political correctness and massive castration among her males).

    AT LEAST CHINA HAS BALLS.

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  19. yeeeeessssss, Allah farts, shheeeeeesh people

    December 15th, 2012

    NONSENSE!!!

    Allah will destroy by farting in its general direction

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  20. deli doug

    December 15th, 2012

    @Menderman – his name is Mr. Loo. he musta taken that into account

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  21. anon Fing AHOLE

    December 15th, 2012

    okay, ya got all 30 dumbasses all strapped in to their assigned places, some smartass (oh, i don’t know, ME maybe) pushes the unit halfway over – a full 180 – how soon til they surrender?

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  22. RANDO

    December 15th, 2012

    Biggest benwa balls ever!

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