Mooch: I’m a 400 pound hunk of burnin’ love.
Chisty: They call me ‘Don Juan in diaper’.
Mooch: I may look tubby, but I got a vagina like a jackhammer.
Christy: Wanna do it with a fat guy?
Mooch: I’m 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.
Christy: You can be on top and I have mount fuji in my pants, yeah baby.
marleenna1959
December 14th, 2012
None of the above.
Menderman
December 14th, 2012
The Mooches belt is way to low.
norman einstein
December 14th, 2012
Sweet fancy Moses!!!
@BFH, that should have been ‘password protected’.
I bet those aren’t far off, except Moose’s breasticles aren’t that big.
thirdtwin
December 14th, 2012
Nah…Sen. Obama, (D, Hawaii) or (D, Illinois)
More likely Hawaii. Sen. Inouye will retire in 2016, if he doesn’t die first, and Mooch will run and win.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 14th, 2012
Someone done stole that man’s nipples!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 14th, 2012
Well, there goes lunch. lolol
Poonces
December 14th, 2012
Looks like Moose has lost some weight in this picture. Eating peas did the trick no doubt.
Czar of Defenestration
December 14th, 2012
Well, with Obama, I guess it won’t be Sumo, but rather
S U M O O WRESTLING
Stranded in Sonoma
December 14th, 2012
I’ve seen them both before — washed up on a beach.
Alpha Maser
December 14th, 2012
Mooch: I’m a 400 pound hunk of burnin’ love.
Chisty: They call me ‘Don Juan in diaper’.
Mooch: I may look tubby, but I got a vagina like a jackhammer.
Christy: Wanna do it with a fat guy?
Mooch: I’m 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.
Christy: You can be on top and I have mount fuji in my pants, yeah baby.
99th Squad Leader
December 14th, 2012
Mooch is the Most Despicable Woman of the Year
mossberg12gal
December 14th, 2012
every time i hear the word “possible” reminds me of the instructor telling little kids how to wash themselves “down there”…
first you wash as far back as possible, then you wash as far forward as possible, and then you wash possible!