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  1. Debbie

    December 14th, 2012

    Hillary auditions for the Victoria’s Secrets job.

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  2. porkaholic

    December 14th, 2012

    Is there a nose hair??

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  3. Ohadi84

    December 14th, 2012

    Hillary,tries to fashion a coherent thought!

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 14th, 2012

    “After four days of diarrhea, my butt-hole feels like it’s as big as a hat.”

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  5. mossberg12gal

    December 14th, 2012

    definitely not Victoria’s Secret…maybe a model for their new Big Vickie large size shop?

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  6. Eleanor in Hell

    December 14th, 2012

    Franklin, she’s comparing her sphincter to YOUR hat.

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  7. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    Abhoth, Shub-Niggurath, Yidhra, Kaajh’Kaalbh, grant me your all encompassing protection from my inquisitors.

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  8. Chalupa

    December 14th, 2012

    “Throw me the Benghazi football – I’ll hide it in my thighs.”

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  9. bob

    December 14th, 2012

    After I’m retired imma gonna go to Denver and smoke a doobie THIS BIG!

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  10. sig94

    December 14th, 2012

    Put your head up between my thighs; I’ll crush it like a grape.

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  11. golfmax13

    December 14th, 2012

    “They’ve got me by the balls on this Benghazi thing.”

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  12. MNP

    December 14th, 2012

    Huma told me that Anthony can take a but plug this big.

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  13. Millertime

    December 14th, 2012

    Imaging the choke hold she should have put on Monica

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  14. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    Bill said he had her by the top of the head like this…

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  15. Jerry Manderin

    December 14th, 2012

    The vagina on Huma was THIS big…

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  16. bitterclinger

    December 14th, 2012

    “Huma has this luscious little a$$ that just won’t quit. Aguilera’s boobs are nice, but Huma’s a$$ is the stuff of dreams.”

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  17. CarterFliptMe

    December 14th, 2012

    I see a stranger … a dark mysterious stranger…

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  18. grayscape

    December 14th, 2012

    …and when I woke up from all the Martinis I saw a dick in my face this big….

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  19. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    KSM’s head was tilted back like this and I picked up the wet towel with both hands to place over his face and

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  20. grayscape

    December 14th, 2012

    …and then I saw Michelle’s nut sack…

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  21. dude

    December 14th, 2012

    I can’t feel my dick.

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  22. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    And I had her by the upper thigh, like this, and was darting my tongue in and out of

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  23. Geoff C. The Saltine

    December 14th, 2012

    Lying Bitch

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  24. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    No it wasn’t a Margarita, it was a Super-rita. About this big. Three of them in fact, well maybe four or five… urrp!

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  25. Merry Poppet

    December 14th, 2012

    Huma must be inside the podium.

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  26. Ten Megaton

    December 14th, 2012

    Is she levitating something? What the fuck is that?

    And now for my next trick….

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  27. Jethro

    December 14th, 2012

    Yyyyessss mmmmisterrrrr sssssoooorrroooossss……

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  28. Jethro

    December 14th, 2012

    I swear I put a period on the line after the link. Honest!

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  29. Machloja

    December 14th, 2012

    UN RIM Council prayer.

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  30. Geoff C. The Saltine

    December 14th, 2012

    This is how you hold the girls head, and then, the iman gives her a little snip in her lady parts.

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  31. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 14th, 2012

    “…And that’s when I realized I caught my dick in the zipper.”

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  32. m00pa

    December 14th, 2012

    Yes, I drank four fish bowls of wine this big …

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  33. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    My weight problem?
    I believe its caused from eating hamburgers this big!

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  34. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    So I pushed them titties together like this and absolutely melted.

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  35. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    So I parted barrys asshole, tilted my head back and said “get ready I’m about to insert my head”.

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  36. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    So I put my hands around Bills throat and said “how could you? Monica was supposed to be for me”!

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  37. ? everything

    December 14th, 2012

    I GOTTA SHIT NOW!

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  38. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    I know you think theres a hole in my Benzai story this big but…..

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  39. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    “Please lord of Satan, the disciple of evil I command you to enter into me now”!

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  40. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    “Please god, have mercy on me, I thought you weren’t real, and only progs were Gods”.

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  41. Nutjob

    December 14th, 2012

    So after my third margarita this big I thought Fuck it let embassador Stevens fight them off on his own.

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  42. KF

    December 14th, 2012

    I wanted to grab Christina Agulieras’ boobs *LIKE THIS* sooo badly but the press corps was there.

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  43. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 15th, 2012

    Hellary tries to channel The Amazing Kreskin .

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  44. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 15th, 2012

    Press – You could win in 2016 hands down

    Hillary – Her first ever “big O”

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  45. grayscape

    December 15th, 2012

    I held her head under water like this but the bitch just wouldn’t die. It was then I realized Bill wasn’t the Beast. Another would slay Babylon….and be the first thrown into hell.

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  46. Jorel Lives!

    December 15th, 2012

    “I…..ah…..almost had……..ah…..almost had my hands on the situation…… Then, I lost control. Please! Pleaaasssee forgive me. Give me another chance. You must give me another chance!”

    Hillary Clinton
    Explaining to her masters at UN about her failure to further the Agenda 21 plan of world domination laid out by them.

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  47. simply enraged

    December 15th, 2012

    The zit under my tit was THIS big…

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  48. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 15th, 2012

    OH MY GAWD!! Is THAT what an orgasm feels like? I thought it took a dick this big, but an artful tongue can do just as well in the mouth of an expert, Huma.

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  49. Patricia

    December 15th, 2012

    Please, God, I promised You I would save the world and I will keep that promise, in spite of BO. But YOU have to help me by keeping me beautiful and healthy. Otherwise the world will go to hell. Oh, and make sure I get to keep my guns even if we have to collect everyone else’s guns. Of course You and I know that the crooks will be able to get guns, but let’s not tell that secret to the gun-grabbers.

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  50. Unruly Refugee

    December 15th, 2012

    Yes i can still piss standing up. And I don’t need to use my hands either. Now get me my fucking cowboy cuspidor you annoying peons.

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  51. Anonymous

    December 15th, 2012

    forget this little red vibrating egg, I need a real women!!

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  52. Tedjusant

    December 15th, 2012

    QUITE! QUITE!
    SILENCE!
    YES YES , I SEE IT NOW,
    HHHHHMMMAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHHHHHHH,
    I CAN SEE IT ,
    That person with the red hair and brown eyes in the audiance wearing a green cord jacket ,
    If you don give me back my GLASS BALL I will set obama on to you, OH sorry MR BIDEN I did not recognize you in your disguise.

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  53. Bigboomer

    December 15th, 2012

    Oh so I got a concussion ! Can’t testify about the big fuggup at Bengazi .. LOL that Black African king wants to stick his 8 X 20 dick in me !! LOL

    MY asshole will get bigger than ol MOOcheles bush twat

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  54. Mz BallBreaker

    December 17th, 2012

    **sniff sniff** I smell pussy….*drool*

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