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Farm Hand Has Sex With MINI-DONKEY Named ‘Doodle’ and Claims Bestiality Laws Are UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Busted: Attorneys for farmhand Carlos Romero are arguing that Florida's laws prohibiting sex with animals are a violation of his constitutional rights

Not Doodle

Daily Mail

A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care.

But before his trial, Romero’s lawyers have filed a measure in court urging a judge to declare the state laws forbidding sex with animals unconstitutional.
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Just use the exact same arguments that are used for gay marriage.

» 33 Comments

  1. My2Cents

    December 14th, 2012

    That boy ain’t right. Just look at his eyes – spooky! Dang, can’t ya just go a buy a blow-up doll?!?

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  2. Claudia

    December 14th, 2012

    I’m glad you stated that the donkey in the pic is not Doodle since he is a boy donkey. I know there really isn’t much difference in sticking your ding dong in a male human or male non-human animal; but seriously. I’m going to stop now because I’m getting really creeped out.

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  3. Buffalobob

    December 14th, 2012

    Whoopie,”It’s not like it’s Bestiality,Bestiality”.

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  4. Cynic

    December 14th, 2012

    He sure has a big smile on his face, I wonder why?

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  5. Cynic

    December 14th, 2012

    He wanted to diddle Doodle.

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  6. Cynic

    December 14th, 2012

    He was just trying to get little ass.

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  7. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 14th, 2012

    What a freak. Me thinks somebody boinked the knot-hole in his family tree one to many times.

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    December 14th, 2012

    Those *crazy* Ocala folks!
    Down here, *we* only have sex with women in the sand in front of beach bars.

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  9. Mr. Happy

    December 14th, 2012

    @My2Cents:
    Blow up dolls cost good money!

    Really, that guy should just start a “heavy petting zoo”!

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  10. tom@drum

    December 14th, 2012

    A guy was convicted of sex with a horse. The judge sentenced him to eat two bales of hay.

    He said I can’t eat hay.

    The judge replied if its good enough for your girlfriend its good enough for you.

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  11. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    December 14th, 2012

    He was practicing for Scribble – the really hot donkey next door.

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  12. Patricia

    December 14th, 2012

    Poor Doodle – yeah, we need to give constitutional rights to our animals, just to save them from the increasingly crazy humans!

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  13. Jerry Manderin

    December 14th, 2012

    He looks like a donkey packer…

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  14. KF

    December 14th, 2012

    OK folks get ready for the next group to be added to the LGBTQWTF deviant brigade. For several years I’ve been hearing the term “zoophile” substituted for bestiality. Hey we need to be fair and tolerant and nice *barf*.

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  15. mossberg12gal

    December 14th, 2012

    well, i doubt the donkey even felt anything, if ya know what i mean, but still, this guy’s ka-razy! hope he gets worms on his ding-dong!

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  16. Ricky

    December 14th, 2012

    too bad Doodle didn’t kick him in the balls!

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  17. J Frank Parnell

    December 14th, 2012

    Sure is happy in that booking photo. That is because there is NO shame on the Left. No accountability, no character, no integrity, no values, therefore nothing about which to be embarrassed.

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  18. Tim

    December 14th, 2012

    Funny, he doesn’t look muslim …

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  19. Tim

    December 14th, 2012

    Same kinda dude who prefers the Moose to Anne Hathaway.

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  20. norman einstein

    December 14th, 2012

    Look up “crazy eyes” in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of this guy.

    I say lock him up and get him a lifetime supply of inflatable miniature donkeys. It’s a ‘win-win’.
    As My2Cents said, the boy just ain’t right.

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  21. The Doktor

    December 14th, 2012

    I’ll bet $10 that I know who HE voted for.

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  22. Millertime

    December 14th, 2012

    21st century nursery rhyme updates

    Hey diddling Doodle – life is a riddle
    someone drop a net over this loon
    The lawyers jumped in to have some fun
    while the perp was buggered by a goon

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  23. piston honda

    December 14th, 2012

    He was just channeling his inner Professor Singor who says that this kind of thing is good.

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  24. AbigailAdams

    December 14th, 2012

    Sex with animals is wrong. Wrong. Wrong. He is mentally ill. No amount of arguing for it will ever make it right. He should be fined and restricted from any further access to animals. Someone who can justify such an act cannot be trusted in society to keep any other moral boundaries. Would you want such a person living next door to you and your children?

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  25. dennis

    December 14th, 2012

    There’s a metaphor about Democrats in there somewhere.

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  26. Xavier

    December 14th, 2012

    From a Huffpo article:

    The 32-year-old previously rejected a plea deal that would have required a year of probation, a $200 fine, a psychosexual evaluation and possible treatment, STD testing, no contact with children in a school setting, no ownership or possession of any mammals and revocation of his license to work in horse racing.

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  27. Anonymous

    December 14th, 2012

    He looks like someone Castro sent us from an asylum

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  28. Anonymous

    December 14th, 2012

    Grow out those facial hairs, put on some donkey ears and that mugshot’s a winner !

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  29. Joe

    December 14th, 2012

    That’s what I love about this web site, you can always count on the hard hitting stories of the day. Right on, as Rush would say. (sarc)

    Fur, I could have lived a thousand lifetimes without the knowledge of this.

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  30. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 14th, 2012

    When he’s in prison, I wonder if he will object when his cellmate Bubba makes him wear a purple or pink wig and calls him My Little Donkey.

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  31. mossberg12gal

    December 14th, 2012

    poor little donkey, hope he/she will be ok…a friend in dog rescue has seen dogs with STD’s who was being abused by homeless guys living under a bridge in Dallas area…

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  32. Anonymous

    December 14th, 2012

    no different then two men doing it

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  33. phil.arbeit

    December 14th, 2012

    From his “Match.Com” profile:

    …I like taking long, romantic horse-drawn carriage rides alone in the country, and then stopping to have sex…

    My pet name is Trigger.

    I LOVE animals.

    My favorite TV show: Mr. Ed

    My favorite song: A horse with no name.

    My secret fantasy: Let’s just say it involves chaps, stirrups, a crop, Viagra, a bag of carrots and about a pound of sugar cubes!

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