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Sean Penn Proclaims Love For Hugo Chavez

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BUENOS AIRES (BHN) – Actor Sean Penn attended a candlelight vigil in Bolivia Monday for the health of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez who is in Cuba undergoing his fourth cancer surgery.

“He’s one of the most important forces we’ve had on this planet,” said Penn. “I wish him nothing but that great strength and rigidity he has shown me over and over and over again – hell, I’m surprised I can still walk! But seriously, I do it in love.”

Penn’s comments did little to discredit rumors that the two men may have enjoyed something closer than a friendship.

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  1. Saxindacity

    December 14th, 2012

    Spicoli LIVES!

    “People on ‘ludes should not drive!”

    “Hey, Bud, let’s party!”

    Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you’re ripping my card.
    Mr. Hand: Yes.
    Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what’s your problem?
    Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
    Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!

    “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

    “That was my skull! I’m so wasted!”

    “Aloha, Mr. Hand”

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  2. Anonymous

    December 14th, 2012

    Sean yearns to be Hugo’s little donkey

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  3. mossberg12gal

    December 14th, 2012

    hmmmm…so penn is chavez’s bitch, not just figuratively speaking…

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  4. Dr. Tar

    December 14th, 2012

    I’m actually surprised Obumfart hasn’t made Spicoli the Ambassador to Cuba.

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  5. ouch

    December 14th, 2012

    Penn has lost the plot…

    Amazing how these very rich leftards embrace “figures” that suppress individual freedoms but openly criticize the forces that want liberty & freedom in the US.

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  6. Houston

    December 14th, 2012

    I wonder if he’s praying to Gaia for healing vibes for his thug boyfriend.

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  7. Joe

    December 14th, 2012

    Henceforth, Mr. Penn is irrelevant to me.

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  8. Trixie Bluebell

    December 14th, 2012

    This traitorous creep was whining the other day that his marriage to Robin Wright was a farce (I’m sure she & their kids loved hearing that one) and that he’s never felt loved. Ah gee. I bet Hugo loves him.

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