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Couple Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home, Steal $3K Worth of Stuff, Wash Their Clothes, Rent Cable Porn, Then End Up Naked With a Chihuahua

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You know, you can’t make this stuff up . . . especially when meth is invovled.

Seems a lady in Alabama was off tending to a sick friend for several days and when she came home she found he front door barricaded from the inside, so she had to break into her own home. As if that wasn’t bad enough, once she got inside she found one of the accused, Dennis Fielder inside naked, holding a Chihuahua. (The report doesn’t say what Fielder was doing with the dog, but no doubt it had that terrified Chihuahua look on it’s face.) Fielder and his accomplis, Enola Hogdin managed to get away, but left some clothes behind obviously, if he was naked) with identification in it, making the cop’s work that much easier.

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h/t  Chalupa

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  1. Unneutral

    December 13th, 2012

    Why wait for someone to spread the wealth around, just go take it.
    I know Obama would approve.

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  2. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 13th, 2012

    So was Chalupa the Chihuahua’s name..? Heheheh.

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  3. jeckelmyhyde

    December 13th, 2012

    Discover Channel reality show House Squatting Dog Whisperer and Crack Skank.

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  4. MAJMike

    December 13th, 2012

    Bet they’re registered Dem-Cong.

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  5. Obama supporters?? You decide |

    December 13th, 2012

    [...] Couple Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home, Steal $3K Worth of Stuff, Wash Their Clothes, Rent Cable Porn,… You know, you can’t make this stuff up . . . especially when meth is involved. Seems a lady in Alabama was off tending to a sick friend for several days and when she came home and found the front door barricaded from the inside. So she had to break into her own home. As if that wasn’t bad enough, once she got inside she found one of the accused, Dennis Fielder, naked and holding a Chihuahua. (The report doesn’t say what Fielder was doing with the dog, but no doubt it had that terrified Chihuahua look on it’s face.) Fielder and his alleged accomplice, Enola Hogdin managed to get away, but left some clothes behind (obviously, if he was naked) with identification in it, making the cop’s work that much easier. In addition to the nudity with the dog, the couple is also charged with stealing $3000 worth of property from the woman’s home, washing their clothes while there (unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance) and charging some adult movies to her cable bill. What else are you going to do while waiting for the only clothes you own to dry? But wait, there’s more! While out on bond for this burglary, Fielder and Hogdin were arrested for running a meth lab at their mobile home Share this:TwitterFacebook [...]

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  6. golfmax13

    December 13th, 2012

    And I thought I had an interesting evening.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 13th, 2012

    …she found one of the accused, Dennis Fielder inside naked, holding a Chihuahua.

    T.M.I.

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 13th, 2012

    Any word from PETA?

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  9. Troy

    December 13th, 2012

    What “terrified Chihuahua look” do you speak of?

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  10. Anonymous

    December 13th, 2012

    Well looky there ! Alabama is catching up to all them snotty screwed up places.

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  11. Peter Singer

    December 13th, 2012

     
  12. Xavier

    December 13th, 2012

    Like that’s never happened to any of you before.

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  13. jus sayin yo

    December 13th, 2012

    heck, just to look at ‘em, you wouldn’t thought any of that was possible.

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  14. Dagny

    December 13th, 2012

    I nominate this thread’s title as The Title of the Year.

    “Couple Breaks Into Neighbor’s Home, Steal $3K Worth of Stuff, Wash Their Clothes, Rent Cable Porn, Then End Up Naked With a Chihuahua”

    What ???????

    LOL!

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  15. Chalupa

    December 13th, 2012

    Chihuahua – “Quiero Jenna Jameson”

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