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Sorry. Someone else said half of what I said.

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You said you thought we should be like Europe…we are getting there aren’t we?

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“Here…Smell this”

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More time to smoke weed.

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Remember the Sunday School parable about the people that don’t kill the evil tyrant king and he has them imprisoned and executed when he gets back in power?

Oh wait! You’re an 0bama-voting socialist. You never went to Sunday School, did you?

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“So, you gonna keep that nose ring and lip ring thing in your face?”

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What the hell? Welfare can’t be that bad, can it?

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“Cool! Can I see your obamaphome?”

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Still wanna go forward?

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Don’t worry. He’ll fix it when He gets back from Hawaii.

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Practice saying these 6 words: Would you like fries with that?

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All my demofcuk friends are union, so I usually just say something like; The union will find you something to do.

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There there…it’s still Bush’s fault.

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like I should seriously give a fuck? I am finding it terribly difficult these days to feel any level of empathy for anybody who thought this excercise in a “historic first” was a good idea, let alone giving him & his policies a second chance.

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I’d say, at least you got that free health care going for you.

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But everything is green now

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No gas, no cars, no roads, See – you didn’t need a job anyway

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Thanks, they will take it from here.

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Well fella, take comfort that for four more years we’ll still have one of the sexiest women in the WH !

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“Good thing the economy is rebounding”

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” You may be jobless, but at least people in the middle east don’t hate us anymore”

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“I can’t believe taxing the 1% could cause this”

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“Good thing you belonged to a union”

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“At least you won’t have to take off of work to vote multiple times now”

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“Well, at least you still have moms basement”

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“I know, whats wrong with drinking and smoking pot on the job”

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“Well at least you and the girlfriend can get free birth control and abortions now, oh, your gay, well at least you and the girlfriend can get free condoms and STD testing now”

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“I hear artists make lots of money”

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“Sean Penn feels your pain”

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“TSA is hiring, they’re always looking for new up and coming molesters”

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“Good thing you got a masters in the oppression of 3rd world country warlords trying to eek out a living in a global economy”"

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“Look on the bright side, you no longer have to worry about your cable and internet being shut off anymore”

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“you’ll finally be able to get all of the junk food you want”

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“You could always run for office, 53% of america would vote for you”

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“At least you won’t have to worry about all of them extra taxes come january”

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“Afterall, you were leaving a pretty big carbon footprint, now having to be and live like a minimalists your carbon footprint will be smaller”

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“Too bad your white, otherwise you might’ve made out on this”

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“You can always try disability because of your drinking problem, people at the voting booth can vouch for ya”

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“With all of your exra time, you can now read a history book on the failures of socialism”

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“I hear the unions are hiring protesters”

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“Don’t worry about it, Obama says hundreds of thousands of new jobs are being created every week, even got the propoganda to prove it”

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“You can always change your natonality, race or heritage on your applications..no one checks anymore”

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“Try, No habla englis when signing up for benefits, I hear you can get more free shit that way”

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“Good thing Clinton signed NAFTA, free trade with China and Barry with the soon to be Asia-pacific free trade pact”

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“At least with all of these green rules and regulations, we can all breathe easier now”

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“Something different than 25 Nutjob replies in a row.”

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Sorry, 27.

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Corona, Ya just learn to love the dude.

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“Hey, look on the bright side. At least nobody can call you a racist.”

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The good thing is you got the pResident you wanted….you know, the cool one! Have a nice day:-)

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