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Things To Say To Obama Voters Who Lost Their Job

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Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”

“Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”

“Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states.”

“Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”

“I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”

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  1. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    “Remember when you said that Republicas are voting against their own interests? Yeah, you’re stupid.”

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  2. Moe tom

    December 12th, 2012

    Look at the bright side asstard. You can now marry your gay lover and get stoned, legally. Ain’t that just great?

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  3. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    “I’ll bet Joe Biden doesn’t think it’s any big effing deal”

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  4. Moe tom

    December 12th, 2012

    Sorry. Someone else said half of what I said.

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  5. cfm990

    December 12th, 2012

    Ya mean this isn’t the change you hoped for?

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  6. Bad Brad

    December 12th, 2012

    I said this to one the other day

    “Ha Ha, dumb fuck. Now you can sit at home and figure it out”

    I only know about three of them So according to my data points 33% of Obama voters are now out of work.

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  7. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    December 12th, 2012

    but hey you really socked it to the rich didn’t you?

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  8. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    You said you thought we should be like Europe…we are getting there aren’t we?

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  9. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    The libya Embassy is hiring.

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  10. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    I’ll bet your regreting that degree in Conflict Resolution about now, huh?

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  11. Unneutral

    December 12th, 2012

    Hey, the destruction of this country is still on track.

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  12. HooHooNayNay

    December 12th, 2012

    I talk to them all day long because they come to my hospital and treat it like a free resort hotel with three squares plus snacks, cable tv and IV narcotics. They’ve had free healthcare for some time, Obamacare will only make it worse. Sometimes these people are even actually sick. Most of the time they’re just bored and want to get high on IV benadryl and dilaudid while watching Maury Povich humiliate baby mommas and baby daddies.

    I gave notice last Friday. Am sick of their crap.

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  13. Death_By_Farts

    December 12th, 2012

    Things to say to an Obama voter?

    “I’m gonna kick your ass…Then you can be sore, AND unemployed.”

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  14. Death_By_Farts

    December 12th, 2012

    “Here…Smell this”

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 12th, 2012

    You voted for 0bama and now you’re unemployed? Well, that was unexpected!

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  16. In Colorado ?

    December 12th, 2012

    More time to smoke weed.

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  17. Hotlanta Mike

    December 12th, 2012

    Welcome to the real world. Life is about choices, and choices have consequences.

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 12th, 2012

    Remember the Sunday School parable about the people that don’t kill the evil tyrant king and he has them imprisoned and executed when he gets back in power?

    Oh wait! You’re an 0bama-voting socialist. You never went to Sunday School, did you?

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 12th, 2012

    Let’s see. Four years of massive unemployment, no job creation, and economic stagnation. You voted for more of the same and I’m supposed to be sympathetic?

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  20. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    “So, you gonna keep that nose ring and lip ring thing in your face?”

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 12th, 2012

    Outside of card — I hear you lost your job. :(

    Inside of card — Picture of 0bama laughing. Thanks for the vote!

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  22. Jethro

    December 12th, 2012

    Life’s tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.
    -John Wayne

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  23. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    “Here, have a bottle of Two if by tea.”

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  24. cfm990

    December 12th, 2012

    What the hell? Welfare can’t be that bad, can it?

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  25. Dadof3

    December 12th, 2012

    What I HAVE said to an O voter who has lost his job:

    ‘Told you so.’

    8)

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  26. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    “Cool! Can I see your obamaphome?”

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  27. cfm990

    December 12th, 2012

    Still wanna go forward?

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  28. cfm990

    December 12th, 2012

    Don’t worry. He’ll fix it when He gets back from Hawaii.

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  29. Menderman

    December 12th, 2012

    Practice saying these 6 words: Would you like fries with that?

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  30. old_oaks

    December 12th, 2012

    All my demofcuk friends are union, so I usually just say something like; The union will find you something to do.

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  31. Chalupa

    December 12th, 2012

    There there…it’s still Bush’s fault.

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  32. ? everything

    December 12th, 2012

    like I should seriously give a fuck? I am finding it terribly difficult these days to feel any level of empathy for anybody who thought this excercise in a “historic first” was a good idea, let alone giving him & his policies a second chance.

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  33. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 12th, 2012

    I’d say, at least you got that free health care going for you.

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  34. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 12th, 2012

    But everything is green now

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  35. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 12th, 2012

    No gas, no cars, no roads, See – you didn’t need a job anyway

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  36. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 12th, 2012

    Thanks, they will take it from here.

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  37. DID I SAY THAT ?!

    December 12th, 2012

    Well fella, take comfort that for four more years we’ll still have one of the sexiest women in the WH !

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  38. DID I SAY THAT ?!

    December 12th, 2012

    It’s like the Preezy sez, “there comes a point where you made enough money.” I guess he thinks you’ve made enough money.

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  39. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Good thing the economy is rebounding”

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  40. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    ” You may be jobless, but at least people in the middle east don’t hate us anymore”

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  41. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “I can’t believe taxing the 1% could cause this”

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  42. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Good thing you belonged to a union”

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  43. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “At least you won’t have to take off of work to vote multiple times now”

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  44. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Well, at least you still have moms basement”

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  45. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “I know, whats wrong with drinking and smoking pot on the job”

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  46. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Well at least you and the girlfriend can get free birth control and abortions now, oh, your gay, well at least you and the girlfriend can get free condoms and STD testing now”

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  47. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “I hear artists make lots of money”

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  48. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Sean Penn feels your pain”

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  49. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “TSA is hiring, they’re always looking for new up and coming molesters”

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  50. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Good thing you got a masters in the oppression of 3rd world country warlords trying to eek out a living in a global economy”"

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  51. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Look on the bright side, you no longer have to worry about your cable and internet being shut off anymore”

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  52. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “you’ll finally be able to get all of the junk food you want”

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  53. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Some of the best things that have ever happened, happened to people who never worked, just look at our president”

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  54. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “You could always run for office, 53% of america would vote for you”

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  55. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “At least you won’t have to worry about all of them extra taxes come january”

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  56. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Afterall, you were leaving a pretty big carbon footprint, now having to be and live like a minimalists your carbon footprint will be smaller”

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  57. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Too bad your white, otherwise you might’ve made out on this”

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  58. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “You can always try disability because of your drinking problem, people at the voting booth can vouch for ya”

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  59. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “With all of your exra time, you can now read a history book on the failures of socialism”

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  60. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “I hear the unions are hiring protesters”

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  61. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Don’t worry about it, Obama says hundreds of thousands of new jobs are being created every week, even got the propoganda to prove it”

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  62. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “You can always change your natonality, race or heritage on your applications..no one checks anymore”

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  63. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Try, No habla englis when signing up for benefits, I hear you can get more free shit that way”

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  64. Nutjob

    December 12th, 2012

    “Good thing Clinton signed NAFTA, free trade with China and Barry with the soon to be Asia-pacific free trade pact”

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  65. Nutjob

    December 13th, 2012

    “At least with all of these green rules and regulations, we can all breathe easier now”

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  66. Corona

    December 13th, 2012

    “Something different than 25 Nutjob replies in a row.”

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  67. Corona

    December 13th, 2012

    Sorry, 27.

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  68. Bad Brad

    December 13th, 2012

    Corona, Ya just learn to love the dude.

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  69. woody

    December 13th, 2012

    “Hey, look on the bright side. At least nobody can call you a racist.”

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  70. NOLIKEO

    December 13th, 2012

    The good thing is you got the pResident you wanted….you know, the cool one! Have a nice day:-)

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