Racist because that toe is obviously Caucasian, thereby excluding people of colored people. But do not dare paint that toe brown or else racist because Macadamia Nut. Which brings us to that second pictuer….
+3
thirdtwin
December 12th, 2012
Brazil nuts, not macadamia…oh forget it…you’re all raycissss.
+2
Diann
December 12th, 2012
I’d stand under the moosle-toe, but I’m lactose intolerant.
Tuesday
December 12th, 2012
I bet she’s as prickly as those leaves.
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
That’s holly, not mistletoe. Unfortunately, the other is still Michelle.
Kairn
December 12th, 2012
Pssst, BigFur…that’s holly. Not mistletoe.
Now the other thing? Gahhhh!!!
Scared the bejesus out of me when the page loaded.
Kairn
December 12th, 2012
Too funny. Leave it to us gals to know the difference between holly and mistletoe.
Cuz we like to get our kisses legitimately from you guys!
Merry Christmas every body!
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
Nope. Still not real mistletoe. But it’s getting closer.
Jorel Lives!
December 12th, 2012
Leave to women to piss a man off!
Kairn
December 12th, 2012
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Come on! That ain’t no way to treat a lady!!!
Did a missile do that to your poor toe?
No, I’m not going to kiss your boo boo.
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
Messed-up toe? Hard to stand under that.
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
How about a photo of someone pulling a bivalve behind them?
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
Don’t fly off the handle, BFH.
Kairn
December 12th, 2012
I think I’ll just stay over here sipping my eggnog.
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
Will accept that as a separate, but equal, image.
MaryfromMarin
December 12th, 2012
I’d still like to have seen you manage a “mussel tow”.
Kairn
December 12th, 2012
OMG! It’s too late to laugh this hard.
Where the hell did you dredge that up?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 12th, 2012
They both can get hangnails.
Jorel Lives!
December 12th, 2012
Is everyone still up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1t5siifEw
“Ho ho the….”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 12th, 2012
No. I’m not.
Jorel Lives!
December 12th, 2012
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Unruly Refugee
December 12th, 2012
I’ve scored plenty of undeserved kisses right at midnight New Year’s eve but only one or two that involved that poisonous plant.
Speaking of toxic plants, is that a Moose Bush? What, no nuts?
Marry John Grab Ankles
December 12th, 2012
Be kind to large animals, kiss a Wookie pussy tonight!
BobK
December 12th, 2012
Re: second photo
no-mo-obamy
December 12th, 2012
That aint no camel toe
It’s a MOOSE KNUCKLE.
http://sbnewton.com/images/MOOSE%20KNUCKLE.jpg
thirdtwin
December 12th, 2012
Racist because that toe is obviously Caucasian, thereby excluding people of colored people. But do not dare paint that toe brown or else racist because Macadamia Nut. Which brings us to that second pictuer….
thirdtwin
December 12th, 2012
Brazil nuts, not macadamia…oh forget it…you’re all raycissss.
Diann
December 12th, 2012
I’d stand under the moosle-toe, but I’m lactose intolerant.
IronyCurtain
December 12th, 2012
I wouldn’t stand in the same county as that.
Tuesday
December 12th, 2012
I bet she lowers the boom as good as that bomb!
Jewel Atkins
December 12th, 2012
Guys, this is just…just…so below the belt. I can’t even…
Stirrin the B.S.
December 12th, 2012
Not only does Moose have a toe, but I’ll bet she has a foot (long) to go with it.
MemphisRebel
December 12th, 2012
Looks more like a moose knuckle.
We also have an appropriate colloquialism here in the South: “looks like a cowpile with a wagon track through it”.