Home - by BigFurHat - December 12, 2012 - 02:23 America/New_York - 30 Comments
Who wants to stand under the mistletoe?
Who wants to stand under the Moostle Toe?
December 12th, 2012
I bet she’s as prickly as those leaves.
That’s holly, not mistletoe. Unfortunately, the other is still Michelle.
Pssst, BigFur…that’s holly. Not mistletoe.
Now the other thing? Gahhhh!!!
Scared the bejesus out of me when the page loaded.
Too funny. Leave it to us gals to know the difference between holly and mistletoe.
Cuz we like to get our kisses legitimately from you guys!
Merry Christmas every body!
Nope. Still not real mistletoe. But it’s getting closer.
Leave to women to piss a man off!
Come on! That ain’t no way to treat a lady!!!
Did a missile do that to your poor toe?
No, I’m not going to kiss your boo boo.
Messed-up toe? Hard to stand under that.
How about a photo of someone pulling a bivalve behind them?
Don’t fly off the handle, BFH.
I think I’ll just stay over here sipping my eggnog.
Will accept that as a separate, but equal, image.
I’d still like to have seen you manage a “mussel tow”.
OMG! It’s too late to laugh this hard.
Where the hell did you dredge that up?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
They both can get hangnails.
Is everyone still up?
“Ho ho the….”
No. I’m not.
I’ve scored plenty of undeserved kisses right at midnight New Year’s eve but only one or two that involved that poisonous plant.
Speaking of toxic plants, is that a Moose Bush? What, no nuts?
Marry John Grab Ankles
Be kind to large animals, kiss a Wookie pussy tonight!
Re: second photo
That aint no camel toe
It’s a MOOSE KNUCKLE.
Racist because that toe is obviously Caucasian, thereby excluding people of colored people. But do not dare paint that toe brown or else racist because Macadamia Nut. Which brings us to that second pictuer….
Brazil nuts, not macadamia…oh forget it…you’re all raycissss.
I’d stand under the moosle-toe, but I’m lactose intolerant.
I wouldn’t stand in the same county as that.
I bet she lowers the boom as good as that bomb!
Guys, this is just…just…so below the belt. I can’t even…
Stirrin the B.S.
Not only does Moose have a toe, but I’ll bet she has a foot (long) to go with it.
Looks more like a moose knuckle.
We also have an appropriate colloquialism here in the South: “looks like a cowpile with a wagon track through it”.
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