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Who wants to stand under the mistletoe?

 

Who wants to stand under the Moostle Toe?

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  1. Tuesday

    December 12th, 2012

    I bet she’s as prickly as those leaves.

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  2. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    That’s holly, not mistletoe. Unfortunately, the other is still Michelle.

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  3. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    Pssst, BigFur…that’s holly. Not mistletoe.

    Now the other thing? Gahhhh!!!
    Scared the bejesus out of me when the page loaded.

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  4. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    Too funny. Leave it to us gals to know the difference between holly and mistletoe.

    Cuz we like to get our kisses legitimately from you guys! ;-)

    Merry Christmas every body!

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    Nope. Still not real mistletoe. But it’s getting closer.

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  6. Jorel Lives!

    December 12th, 2012

    Leave to women to piss a man off!

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  7. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Come on! That ain’t no way to treat a lady!!!

    Did a missile do that to your poor toe?

    No, I’m not going to kiss your boo boo.

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    Messed-up toe? Hard to stand under that.

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    How about a photo of someone pulling a bivalve behind them?

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    Don’t fly off the handle, BFH.

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  11. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    I think I’ll just stay over here sipping my eggnog.

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  12. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    Will accept that as a separate, but equal, image.

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  13. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    I’d still like to have seen you manage a “mussel tow”.

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  14. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    OMG! It’s too late to laugh this hard.

    Where the hell did you dredge that up?

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  15. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 12th, 2012

    They both can get hangnails.

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  16. Jorel Lives!

    December 12th, 2012

    Is everyone still up?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1t5siifEw

    “Ho ho the….”

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 12th, 2012

    No. I’m not. :)

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  18. Jorel Lives!

    December 12th, 2012

    Zzzzzzzzzzz

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  19. Unruly Refugee

    December 12th, 2012

    I’ve scored plenty of undeserved kisses right at midnight New Year’s eve but only one or two that involved that poisonous plant.

    Speaking of toxic plants, is that a Moose Bush? What, no nuts?

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  20. Marry John Grab Ankles

    December 12th, 2012

    Be kind to large animals, kiss a Wookie pussy tonight!

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  21. BobK

    December 12th, 2012

    Re: second photo

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  22. no-mo-obamy

    December 12th, 2012

    That aint no camel toe

    It’s a MOOSE KNUCKLE.

    http://sbnewton.com/images/MOOSE%20KNUCKLE.jpg

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  23. thirdtwin

    December 12th, 2012

    Racist because that toe is obviously Caucasian, thereby excluding people of colored people. But do not dare paint that toe brown or else racist because Macadamia Nut. Which brings us to that second pictuer….

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  24. thirdtwin

    December 12th, 2012

    Brazil nuts, not macadamia…oh forget it…you’re all raycissss.

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  25. Diann

    December 12th, 2012

    I’d stand under the moosle-toe, but I’m lactose intolerant.

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  26. IronyCurtain

    December 12th, 2012

    I wouldn’t stand in the same county as that.

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  27. Tuesday

    December 12th, 2012

    I bet she lowers the boom as good as that bomb!

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  28. Jewel Atkins

    December 12th, 2012

    Guys, this is just…just…so below the belt. I can’t even…

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  29. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 12th, 2012

    Not only does Moose have a toe, but I’ll bet she has a foot (long) to go with it.

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  30. MemphisRebel

    December 12th, 2012

    Looks more like a moose knuckle.

    We also have an appropriate colloquialism here in the South: “looks like a cowpile with a wagon track through it”.

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