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BEER GOGGLES? Michelle Obama Voted One Of The World’s “Most Desirable Women”…
More than 2.4 million men have voted Jennifer Lawrence as the most coveted beauty in AskMen’s “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” list.
The 12th annual poll tracks the most popular leading Ladies of 2012 as well as the women to watch in 2013.
Rounding out the top five are actress Mila Kunis, model Kate Upton, R&B star Rihanna and actress Emma Stone.
Close to half of the list is comprised of first time picks, many of them notably strong women.
In addition to Lawrence, actress, Claire Danes appears on the list for the first time at No. 20, First Lady Michelle Obama came in at No. 33, actress, Anne Hathaway came in at No. 47, President and CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, came in at No. 59, and Pussy Riot front woman, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, came in at No. 85.
h/t Chalupa
Doc
December 12th, 2012
Shit, I thought that was Jamie Foxx!
Doc
December 12th, 2012
Or Lawanda Page (aka Aunt Ester).
Stranded in Sonoma
December 12th, 2012
If they allowed write-in votes, that means that libtards have learned to read. Not to worry though. The socialists are taking care of that problem.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 12th, 2012
No amount of beer. No matter how beneficial the effects. NO. WAY.
Debbie
December 12th, 2012
You should have used that photo of her snorting up a loogey.
Mr. Happy
December 12th, 2012
It’s hard to imagine she beat out the Williams sisters.
Bad Brad
December 12th, 2012
Raises a lot of questions about what was judging this little contest.
Troy
December 12th, 2012
Most desired to bitch slap?
norman einstein
December 12th, 2012
I’m laughing my ass off…read the comments.
It’s not just us!
Oh, yeah…she be hot!
http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/398/6908/original.jpg
And then there’s this:
http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/398/6949/original.jpg
thirdtwin
December 12th, 2012
AskMen…hmmm…Is that a gay operation? I’m just wondering, because maybe her proven value as a beard was a factor. That and the Mandinga fantasies of the leftie cellar-dweller boys.
Will Profit
December 12th, 2012
I read the article and my dick then turned black and fell off.
serfer62
December 12th, 2012
Metrosexual poster boy…err wookie.
Fantasy chick of PETA
even steven
December 12th, 2012
How odd. I just read where behavioral therapists used nude photos of Michelle Obama to cure men who were chronic masturbators.
Anonymous
December 12th, 2012
“Close to half of the list is comprised of first time picks, many of them notably strong women.”
LOL They meant to say, ‘shtrong’
IronyCurtain
December 12th, 2012
There are half a dozen guys on my list ahead of her.
IronyCurtain
December 12th, 2012
There’s not enough Viagra on the planet earth.
Mr. Happy
December 12th, 2012
Read the comments under her pic!
LOL! Good times!
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2013_top_99/99-brnice-marlohe.html#33
IronyCurtain
December 12th, 2012
In all seriousness, this points out perfectly what we’re up against.
Even though the editors at AskGayLiberalMen know that we can SEE Michelle with our own eyes they never stop pushing the propaganda until it becomes “common knowledge”. This is the thing that needs to be fought. We need to have our own Saturday Night Live and in sketches about the First Family, Michelle needs to be portrayed each week by an NFL linebacker in drag.
BWSEATTLE
December 12th, 2012
I was looking at the list of all the womens pictures, and when Tina Feys pic came up, my f*^$ing browser crashed, so I didn’t make it to see where the wookie came in. Wookie, nor Fey, belong on that list!
Marmo
December 12th, 2012
It looks like Mooch shaves her forehead.
Diann
December 12th, 2012
Irony!!!
LOL! OMG! Speaking as someone trained in television writing from Carnegie Mellon School of Drama, I happily volunteer to be a staff writer. You don’t even have to pay me.
You’re “hired,” All we need now is someone willing to volunteer the million dollar production start up costs! – Irony
flip
December 12th, 2012
She be fugly
I Luv Bacon
December 12th, 2012
Sorry folks, I’m claiming this one as my new avatar.
J Frank Parnell
December 12th, 2012
Affirmative-action “beauty” contest. Of course it is rigged.
even steven
December 12th, 2012
“Sorry folks, I’m claiming this one as my new avatar”
That’s just cruel!
NCO77
December 12th, 2012
The two biggest lies of the past five years: Barack Obama is smart and Michelle Obama is pretty.
Maudie N Mandeville
December 12th, 2012
We’ve got to be honest, folks. There are HOT liberal women.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_3pKtPR0ZsajDXgwE8uE5CnRrIjw9phN5IT2sUhmCIQIMtj-Czw
historicus
December 12th, 2012
For about the one hundredeth time in my adult life of the last five years I’m ashamed of my country
thirdtwin
December 12th, 2012
@ Mr. Happy–I’m guessing Milton Spears is employed by Michelle and/or gay.
GI-had Joe
December 12th, 2012
I’ll be she mooooooooo’s like a whore.
Rick
December 12th, 2012
“Or Lawanda Page (aka Aunt Ester).”
Give it five years. You’d swear they were twins.
Tracy
December 12th, 2012
FOR REAL.
smmtheory
December 12th, 2012
To couch potatoes, cash cows are sexy.
Chucky D
December 12th, 2012
There aren’t strong enough beer goggles in the world to make Mooch more desirable than Anne Hathaway. More like Absinthe goggles. Several bottles’ worth.
topdawg
December 12th, 2012
What a joke. Michelle Obama ahead of Anne Hathaway? Tina Fey on the list? Kristin Stewart in the top 10? No Sarah Palin, Amy Adams, or Helena Bonham-Carter? Pathetic list.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 12th, 2012
Irony hit it. The friggin MSM has been writing the narrative for so many years now that the idiot brain-washed sheep see nothing but a beautiful suit – or in this case a beautiful wookie – while us unwashed free thinkers see the liberal ugliness for what it really is – a nasty, angry, self-loathing, power-hungry beast.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 12th, 2012
I don’t understand how there could be so many pictures of her making twisted up faces. LOLOL.
That’s not a usual thing for celebutards.
tenmegaton
December 12th, 2012
Are the fuckers voting blind?
norman einstein
December 12th, 2012
@Irony, “We need to have our own Saturday Night Live and in sketches about the First Family, Michelle needs to be portrayed each week by an NFL linebacker in drag.”
Hmmm…you mean like “In Living Color” did?
Remember Wanda?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vo1KhPLcWQ
.
Exactly! Homey does play dat! – Irony
roachmanfwa
December 12th, 2012
Caption: You want some of MY fries? Nigga, PLEASE!
Tim
December 12th, 2012
Had to be guys who get all chubby for sasquatches, cattle, and other assorted barnyard types …
KF
December 12th, 2012
Dennis Rodman?
So that’s what he’s been up to lately
locknload
December 12th, 2012
maybe there was a transvestite category and we missed it. Otherwise my German Shepherd wouldn’t touch that and he’d screw damn near anything
Three Rivers
December 12th, 2012
Good Grief! Have these people lost their minds? This woman, and I use the word woman with some trepidation, defines the word ugly.
Noelegy
December 12th, 2012
I’m sorry, but this just screams “RIGGED” to me.
Just like our last Presidential election.
Noelegy
December 12th, 2012
Tina Fey is attractive, but it’s kind of hard to see what accomplishments she’s had other than getting famous for making fun of Sarah Palin.
Plain Jane
December 12th, 2012
I don’t think it’s rigged. Voters were mostly Sappho types.
Buffalobob
December 12th, 2012
@NTC007 The two biggest lies of the past five years: Barack Obama is smart and Michelle Obama is pretty. Affirmative action trumps all.
foreverskeptic
December 12th, 2012
Only for the money honey…..can you imagine the bad breath coming out of that Bugly face???
Von
December 13th, 2012
@ Foreverskeptic: Imagine the bad breath under that skirt!!!!!
Jeffersonian
December 13th, 2012
Warf made the list? Must be the worng list.
Bad Brad
December 13th, 2012
Worng? Welcome aboard. Jack is my fav. tonight.