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Serena Williams Has a Big Ol Ass

Home - by - December 12, 2012 - 01:06 America/New_York - 27 Comments

Not every black girl has a big ol ass. And some white girls have big ol asses.

People have all kinds of asses.

So, how is this racist?

 
Tennis player Caroline Wozniacki accused of ‘racist’ impersonation of Serena Williams by stuffing bra and pants

The 22-year-old Dane stuffed courtside towels down her kit to mimic the voluptuous figure of Williams
Walked out on the court to laughter during her exhibition match against Maria Sharapova in Sao Paulo

On Tumblr, one blogger wrote: ‘This isn’t “harmless fun” as one article described it. its racist. out and outright racism. mocking and making fun of the bodies of black women for a laugh? real funny, stupid white girl. real real funny.’

Another blogger pointed out: ‘It may have been done in “jest,” but I love how people can can turn a black woman’s body and sexuality into a caricature. However, we should not have the autonomy to celebrate any successes of our own.

While on feministing.com, an article read: ‘Given the history and current-day context of racialized standards of beauty, and the hypersexualization of people of color, when a white woman makes fun of a black women’s body, especially in a way that hypersexualizes her and draws on the stereotype of black women’s big butts, it’s racist.’

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STFU, you dumb twatwaffles.

» 27 Comments

  1. Mr. Happy

    December 12th, 2012

    So this must make Kim Kardashian just like the grand wizard of the KKK with her huge inflated ass?

    The Williams sisters look utterly primordial.

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  2. Bad Brad

    December 12th, 2012

    The humor far out weighed the racists connotations. If you want to identify the racist in this story start with their father.

    http://www.tennis-x.com/xblog/2008-03-17/399.php
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  3. old_oaks

    December 12th, 2012

    Little in the middle, but she gots much back!

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  4. Grace_ia

    December 12th, 2012

    Really, this sounds to me like one girlfriend making fun of another girlfriend in a lighthearted way.
    However, I suppose public figures should be more cautious, after all, it seems that all news reporters and now sports reporters are looking for something provocative or sensational to write about.
    What sad lives they live – those who constantly search for the negative and bad.

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    December 12th, 2012

    Do leftists ever think that ANYTHING is just funny?

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    December 12th, 2012

    It sounds like something we had to memorize in trigonometry class, Oscar Has A Hairy Old Ass.

    I’m disappointed that this one has no practical application.

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  7. Jorel Lives!

    December 12th, 2012

    Caroline Wozniacki neglected to get a temporary Botox injection in her lips to complete her prank.

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  8. Reb Biker

    December 12th, 2012

    Is there ANYTHING in Lefty La-La Land that ISN’T racist?

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 12th, 2012

    They’re friends, I understand.
    She’s done it to other players, plus this is most likely tennis’ version of “trash talk”.

    Don’t apologize, li’l white girl!

    PS. All you non- black folks, male and female, with big asses and boobs- you are all raaaaciiis! now.

    In case you didn’t get the memo.

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  10. Kairn

    December 12th, 2012

    I can’t help it. Despite the fact I didn’t think the FatGirls comment on a restaurant receipt was very funny, I thought this incident was hysterical.

    Although I am glad this ‘cheeky’ white chick isn’t American. I don’t think we need to have another reason to add another charge to the reparation tab.

    So why was it ok for 2 black guys to make a movie a few years ago disguised as 2 white chicks? And act like really stupid white chicks to boot.

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  11. thirdtwin

    December 12th, 2012

    In other news, Justice Scalia compared murder to a fat black ass yesterday in court.

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  12. thirdtwin

    December 12th, 2012

    Seems like every TV show has a bitchy, scowling, black boss-lady with no sense of humor. I think we can put two and two together and infer that black women are not to be the butt of jokes. Because Senator Michelle Obama.

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  13. Anonymous

    December 12th, 2012

    This is much funnier than Jamie Foxx crowing about how he gets to kill all the white people in his new movie. So why are you lefties so upset, huh? Why aren’t you laughing like you did for Jamie Foxx?

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  14. Claudia

    December 12th, 2012

    That Anon above was me.

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  15. NCO77

    December 12th, 2012

    Remember the old saying, “the smellers the feller”?

    That applies to racism as well. When someone sees racism everywhere, you can bet your last dollar they are the true racist. If a person hears the word “foodstamp” and immediately thinks of a black person, they are obviously a racist. If a person hears the word “Chicago” and all they can think of is black, they are a racist.

    The smellers the feller!

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  16. Ten Megaton

    December 12th, 2012

    Ghetto Booty

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  17. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 12th, 2012

    Wait, Serena Williams is a woman? Next you’re gonna tell me Mooshell isn’t a man.

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  18. Diann

    December 12th, 2012

    Man, too bad she didn’t drop down on one knee and make fun of Tim Tebow. Then they’d all be laughing their tiny white asses off.

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  19. WhiteFalcon1

    December 12th, 2012

    ‘Given the history and current-day context of racialized standards of beauty, and the hyper-sexualization of people of color, when a white woman makes fun of a black women’s body, especially in a way that hyper-sexualizes her and draws on the stereotype of black women’s big butts, it’s racist.’

    Noooo, its NOT racist….Its simply fucking funny! Kinda like WHITE GIRLS BLEED, but without the violence and shit!

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  20. Dano

    December 12th, 2012

    The Dim’s are the ones ALWAYS accusing people of RACISM! Blah, blah, blah…

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  21. IronyCurtain

    December 12th, 2012

    “Current day context”?!?!?!

    You mean like the ENTIRE media telling us a scowling, flat chested, big assed amazon with People-Of-Walmart taste is the most beautiful, fashionable woman on earth?

    Am I taking Crazy Pills?

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  22. J Frank Parnell

    December 12th, 2012

    What about Serena’s sister, Penis Gorilliams? Bet she feels Left out.

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  23. MM

    December 12th, 2012

    That’s a good one-I was in Australia in 2008 for the Open and if you want to see “victimhood” on display, you needed to see the entire Williams family calling racism on everything and anything they didn’t like. Sickening. And pathetic.

    Their father is a white hating racist and the acorns didn’t fall far from the tree.

    It’s too bad because Serena is an awesome tennis player but I can not stand this racism bullshit anymore.

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  24. norman einstein

    December 12th, 2012

    Yowza! That Danish girl is smokin’ hot.
    Does her Daddy own a brewery or a golf course by any chance?

    What’s that? …………………………They’re not REAL?

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  25. Callmelennie

    December 12th, 2012

    Might want to investigate J Frank Parnell’s IP Furskie. Looks like someone’s trying to make us all look like racists

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  26. Maudie N Mandeville

    December 12th, 2012

    You note that feministing.com, the mustachioed lesbian web site, mentions that only the big butt is racist not the big breastus.

    I love it when racists point out the specifics.

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  27. Alxandro

    December 12th, 2012

    Maybe it was Moo she was impersonating?

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