Home - by Cardigan - December 11, 2012 - 23:15 America/New_York - 15 Comments
Songs For America
December 11th, 2012
First they came for the ponies. Then they came for whitey.
You all know that is Jamie Foxx’s wet dream don’t you? He almost peed himself on SNL the other night telling the world how great it was his character got to kill ALL the white people in the movie. He left out the part about how he rendered them in to glue.
My daughter would so love the glue factory! She’s all about the process, if it makes glue, it’s all the more better. Unfortunately she gave up the veterinarian gig when she saw the dog get her shots.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
There already was a line of road-kill animals, but they were dog toys. I think – that’s what they were marketed as, anyway.
December 12th, 2012
That must be the Penn State Sandusky signature version of robot game there?
Dead cat twitchen? Batteries required.
How about a Sweeney Todd’s Barber Shop, with mashable political action figures?
The “Democrat Debbie” doll: pull the string, and she pisses all over you while screaming “I hate you, Bible toting, bitter clinger.”
Wyatt, that will never get passed the EPA. To much petroleum product in the hair. LOL.
I always liked Dan Aykroyd’s Bag O’ Glass. But the radioactive chemistry sets from the 1950s were too cool.
Rock’em Sock’em Robots and Operation were overrated from the moment they hit the market. Battleship was fun, and so was Creepy Crawlers. The cake from my sister’s Suzy Bake Oven actually tasted pretty good. What a day it was to be a kid in the Sixties.
make that Easy Bake Oven.
Jorel, how about the incredible edibles. Where you made edible bugs and ate them. I had one of those back in the 60′s and I grew up to be mostly normal.
They should offer an inflatable Union Thug punching clown. They (meaning the unions) are going to keep taking a beating as more red states go right to work and the blue states lose more businesses.
Jorel, was your first name for the oven the one they market where canibalism is still practiced?
Thanks for the hump day humor, I wished I had someone on my Christmas list to get the glue factory for what a hoot.
Shiite Pet- the pottery that blows! (up)
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