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Home - by - December 11, 2012 - 19:31 America/New_York - 30 Comments

I HATE PROGTARDS! Hate them. They are the most idiotic, unthinking asswipes -

Exhibit A:

Whole Foods created an ad with the copy:

It’s half past seven, your man is asking what’s for dinner. You completely spaced. No worries, we will meet you in the frozen aisle.

Here is the idiotic outcry-

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HOW DARE WHOLE FOODS CREATE A CAMPAIGN TARGETED AT WOMEN WHO COOK FOR THEIR MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

How dare Whole Foods not speak TO ME!!!!!!!!!

Is it legal to shoot these people yet? Let me know. I don’t want to break any laws.

READ ABOUT IT ON TWITCHY

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» 30 Comments

  1. m00pa

    December 11th, 2012

    What if Whole Foods was targeting male same sex couples?

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  2. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    you beat me m00pa…was this copy done for the San fran Whole Foods?

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  3. The Past Is Also Great

    December 11th, 2012

    And…just what is wrong….with 1955??
    Bringin’ it on home to you…

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  4. Left Coast Dan

    December 11th, 2012

    Oh you guys…

    Let’s see if the boycott works as well this time as when they were upset about the HSAs Whole Foods has for healthcare.

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  5. Pickled Liver

    December 11th, 2012

    I heard it straight from the NY Times – so it has to be true.

    Not only is it O.K. to shoot them but they’re considering putting a bounty on those bastards!!

    Enjoy !

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  6. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    moron.org posted this video. Why did Obama assume she was into dudes? He is the first gay president right?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KA-etvlIkts#!
    ..

    Shouldn’t the same people complaining about stereotypes be protesting Obama for his reaction?

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  7. Xavier

    December 11th, 2012

    Women aren’t allowed to cook and blacks can’t take care of themselves.

    What, isn’t that the liberal message?

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  8. Czar of Defenestration

    December 11th, 2012

    Yeah, well…whenever I’m bored and want some cheap, pointless amusement, I make a point of contacting companies who put out ads with women, blacks, hispanics, etc and no white men to tell them that they clearly have no interest in attracting my business, and to thank them for making it easy to figure out which companies/products to avoid.

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  9. Mr.Gates

    December 11th, 2012

    Women aren’t supposed to cook? Well… that explains our childhood obesity epidemic. Single mothers feed their little fat kids too much fast food.

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  10. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    I was gonna ask Menderwomans opinion on this, but she was busy in the kitchen making meatloaf…she makes really, really good meatloaf…I’ll ask her later.

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  11. Kairn

    December 11th, 2012

    This ilk of people are all habitual and incessant little negative bitches. They aren’t even seeing the forest for their retarded liberal trees. So obsessed with looking for and finding anything in life to bitch and moan and get on their high horses about they are sounding more insane by the day.

    So ready to jump on the conservative bashing train they failed to realize that making dinner for ‘your man’ could have just as easily been construed as a male homo making a meal for his male homo husband. What a load of snot-nosed babies these people really are. One wonders how they even take a shower, or pull on a pair of pants without screaming in agony, they are sooooo sensitive.

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  12. J Frank Parnell

    December 11th, 2012

    Unfortunately it is against the law to shoot Progs. That is why they are still alive and proliferate their hideous disease.

    Now feral hogs are a non-native invasive, destructive pest that breed in dark places and wallow in their own filth too. You can shoot them. You can eat them. They serve a purpose.

    Rather have feral hogs than feral progs any day.

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  13. old_oaks

    December 11th, 2012

    It is a problem with women in general these days, no wonder there’s so many gays. Women simply do not spend enough time in the kitchen making sammiches!

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  14. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 11th, 2012

    If they spent more time in the kitchen making me a pot pie instead of posting this nonsense, we would all be spared the loss of time.

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  15. Kairn

    December 11th, 2012

    I have no problem cooking up wholesome dinners for my hard working hubby. He deserves to be treated well for getting out there and earning our daily bread. It also helps I like my own cooking ;-)

    These modern day guttersnipe liberals are just unhappy because they have gleefully thrown off rules, boundaries and limitations that actually make people feel safer with their place in the world.

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  16. Anonymous

    December 11th, 2012

    let’s see the follow up ad with a dude in the frozen aisle

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  17. thirdtwin

    December 11th, 2012

    Where else ya gonna shop, ya bitchy little progs? Kroger?

    Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now get your asses on down to Whole Foods and cart-munch some organic grapes in protest while you shop.

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  18. Mr. Pinko

    December 11th, 2012

    Whole Foods should screw up the Progs and say it is a “GAY AD for GAY COUPLES!”

    That’ll mess with them.

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  19. Jimmy

    December 11th, 2012

    Hey, woman! Make me a sammich!

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  20. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    I’m off to eat my meatloaf…’night kids!

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  21. AbigailAdams

    December 11th, 2012

    Sounds like a page out of Gutfeld’s “Joy of Hate” book. The epidemic of faux outrage. Progtards are lunatics.

    My man brings home the bacon and I make an outrageous BLT for that man o’ mine.

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  22. jclady

    December 11th, 2012

    @AbigailAdams — I’m right there with you!

    Saturday is our 33rd anniversary. Cooked many a meal over the years, and hope to cook many more!

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  23. Wraith

    December 11th, 2012

    I generally do the cooking around Casa del Wraith. Neither myself nor Mrs. Wraith has an issue with it.

    Curiously, as one of those Sensitive New Age Gender Role Eschewing Guys, I’m not offended in the slightest by this ad. Maybe that’s because I have a life.

    Guess where we’re shopping for groceries next time? ;)

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  24. "That Guy"

    December 11th, 2012

    Meh, most of Whole Foods frozen stuff uses textured soy instead of meat, so isn’t safe for consumption by real men.

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  25. Jorel Lives!

    December 12th, 2012

    “And when you’re done cooking my frozen dinner baby, you can wash the dishes before slipping into something sexy and meeting me in the bedroom with my beer. Got it sweetie?”

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  26. scr_north

    December 12th, 2012

    The guys that are tweeting how sexist the ad is are trying to get laid not realizing that the woman that are attacking the ads sexism are lesbians. Atta go boys, and by that I mean girls.

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  27. Rneville

    December 12th, 2012

    Idiots with chips on their shoulders, just aching to be offended by some meaningless, petty something. They fit perfectly the admonition, “Don’t major in minor things”. It’s what they live for. “Hey, libtard tools, how about reading a history book, or heck, ANY book for that matter…..if you can read?”

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  28. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 12th, 2012

    I’m guessing these rocket surgeons haven’t bothered to view every TV commercial made since TV was invented, up to the present day. They all show the WIFE cooking and cleaning and getting the kids to school and relaxing at HOME with a cup of coffee and being at home and taking care of the house while her husband is at work.

    Where is their ire for Tide or International Delight or Lunchables or Comet or any one of a number of other products AIMED AT HOUSEWIVES?

    And did I mention that most of these products make their lives cleaner, healthier, and more easy?

    I must be a sexist, misogynist, pig.

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  29. MemphisRebel

    December 12th, 2012

    One of the girls in the Facebook picture has a watch on. Whay does she need a watch? There’s a clock on the stove.

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  30. A

    December 12th, 2012

    7:30 is about 2 hours late to be deciding what’s for dinner.
    At that point I would not be buying frozen food, more like fast food or get something delivered.

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