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Breast Milk Shortage Leads To Hospital Drive

Home - by - December 11, 2012 - 03:15 America/New_York - 33 Comments

Give Til It Squirts

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  1. BigFurHat

    December 11th, 2012

    Don’t Take Any Wooden Nipples

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    Is this happening outside?
    Will they be filming from a helicopter?
    You know, for an areola-view? heh.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    LOL Wooden nipples.

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  4. BigFurHat

    December 11th, 2012

    Free Pair of Pumps At the Hospital!

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  5. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    Well thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    I bet this will take some of the older ladies down mammary lane.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    Step up to the bar and make it a double D

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    So will there be bouncers in case things get out of control?

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  9. BigFurHat

    December 11th, 2012

    Don’t they have enough milk stored in jugs?

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  10. BigFurHat

    December 11th, 2012

    I hear they have some in a storage chest.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    I hope there isn’t a fee to do this. I hate it when people nipple and dime you.

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  12. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 11th, 2012

    Well, I’m done now. Thanks for letting me get it off my chest.

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  13. Edith McCrotch

    December 11th, 2012

    Oh mammy.

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  14. bob

    December 11th, 2012

    Hey, now, boob jokes aside (or in front) what is going on here?

    Breastfeeding is exploitation of a woman’s body, it should be her right whether she deems it acceptable to take from her own self to feed the offspring foisted upon her by some male oppressor.

    After all, having the life forcibly sucked out of her by some leech, possibly a male leech, which just happened to extrude from her sovereign “ladyparts” is painful and time consuming.

    Time which would be better spent protesting the oppression of her sex by the republicans.

    In addition to the pain and time, breastfeeding also causes the breast tissue to increase in size, again the fault of males, forcing her to carry around even more oppressive weight supported by breast supporting CAGES known as brassieres, another cruel invention by men.

    Everyone knows that a properly liberated woman simply uses the chemical cocktail known as “formula” and, that same “formula” should preferably be paid for by TEh Gubmint.

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  15. Groucho Marxist

    December 11th, 2012

    Right this way ladies… Through the chute take a spot to the right. Attach the milkers. Moooove slowly..

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  16. Groucho Marxist

    December 11th, 2012

    2% or whole?

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  17. Groucho Marxist

    December 11th, 2012

    No doubt MADD will make a show of force.

    Men AGAINST Double D’s

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  18. Groucho Marxist

    December 11th, 2012

    What’s the fire pole got to do with this?

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  19. Groucho Marxist

    December 11th, 2012

    Do they need an inspector for any illegal use of hormones or “other growth enhancers”?

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  20. bob

    December 11th, 2012

    Breast milk is actually pretty tasty. Don’t ask….

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  21. thirdtwin

    December 11th, 2012

    Let me guess…white ribbons, or are they already taken by some other crisis…no wait, white ribbons would be racist.

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 11th, 2012

    Shortage? Baby-daddies must be skimming the cream.

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 11th, 2012

    “Move over, kid. You can’t do ‘em both at the same time.”

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  24. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 11th, 2012

    In honor of the Christmas season and first snowfall. Here’s a little milk drive jingle:

    Oh the milk supply is frightful,
    But my dear, you have a “D” cupful,
    And since the babies have nothing to swallow,
    Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow

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  25. norman einstein

    December 11th, 2012

    “Give till it squirts”???
    Oy…how long have you been saving that one, bfh?

    This story reminds me…I miss Ralph and Stymie.
    They’re probably in some baby juvenile detention center.

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  26. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 11th, 2012

    I’ve been suffing from a shortage for 40 years.

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  27. Chalupa

    December 11th, 2012

    This might offend the lactose intolerant.

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  28. Chalupa

    December 11th, 2012

    The hospital’s in a nice building – it has a lot of curd appeal.

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  29. Chalupa

    December 11th, 2012

    They say milk drives are turning into a cottage industry…

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  30. Chalupa

    December 11th, 2012

    The lobby’s taken on quite a dairy air…

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  31. CrustyB

    December 11th, 2012

    Ok, guys, I think we’ve milked this topic for all it’s worth.

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  32. Chalupa

    December 11th, 2012

    Will they be held at Kaiser Permanipply?

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  33. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 11th, 2012

    I’ve been suffering from a milk shortage for 40 years.

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