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Rules For Defeating Progressives

Home - by - December 11, 2012 - 15:45 America/New_York - 18 Comments

These are the DEFINITIVE RULES, as decreed by ELITE PROMINENT BLOGGERS! There shall be no wandering off the plantation!

Actually. I’m not including the rules, just the pontificators.

Rule 1 – Pamela Geller – Atlas Shrugs

Rule 2:  Dave Blount – Moonbattery

Rule 3: BigFurHat – iOwnTheWorld

Rule 4: John Hawkins – Right Wing News

Rule 5: BC – I’m 41

Rule 6: Mj Stevenson – Zilla of the Resistance

Rule 7: Moe Lane – Red State

Rule 8: Karen – The Lonely Conservative

Rule 9:  Jimmy Z (TheJimmyZShow.com)

Rule 10: Milton Wolf (Wolf Files)

Rule 11: AWD (Angry White Dude)

Rule 12: Kathy Shaidle (Five Feet Of Fury)

Rule 13: Robert Stacy McCain (The Other McCain)

Rule 14: Buffoon (Waznmentobe)

Rule 15: Kevin Jackson (The Black Sphere)

Rule 16: Blazingcatfur (Blazing Cat Fur)

Rule 17: Jared (The Looking Spoon)

Rule 18 Mock (Chicks On The Right)



  1. Reiuxcat

    December 11th, 2012

    Glad to see you in fine company Fur.

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  2. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 11th, 2012

    Nice placement

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  3. Xavier

    December 11th, 2012

    I’m 41 should have traded places with Geller, after all he instigated all this and deserves to be at the top of the list.

    Plus that would make Pamela Rule 5. ;)

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  4. Mr. Happy

    December 11th, 2012

    I don’t know all the names on that list but at least they left off all the known posers like Ace, Hot Air, and Allah Pundit.

    Five Feet Of Fury, Blazing Cat Fur, and Atlas Shrugs are regular reads for me.
    I’ll take a look at the others.

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  5. Tim

    December 11th, 2012

    I’m not an “Elite Center Aisle Blogger” – in fact, I’m not a blogger at all – but I think I’d start by calling them what they are: SOCIALISTS.

    They use euphemism as cover.

    “Racist” is a euphemism for “Conservative,” for instance.

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  6. Bad Brad

    December 11th, 2012

    We should not have anymore rules then they do.

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  7. Billy Fuster

    December 11th, 2012

    Gee golly willikers, it’s really nice to see conservatives play by the rules. Let’s show how nice we really are by obeying all the tax laws so the progressives can have the money to do all those wonderful things to help us.

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  8. DavidD

    December 11th, 2012

    Oh, c’mon. RSMcCain should have the spot for rule 5. I mean, seriously.

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  9. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    Rule 7:

    and carry a towel.

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  10. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    Rule 10:

    “And finally, prepare now for the Cloward-Piven collapse of our economy. Statists have been strategizing for decades to overburden our economy in order to force its collapse so they can replace it with overt communism. We should start planning right now for that day with the goal of replacing our current economy with actual free-market capitalism instead. If we wait for the collapse, it will be too late. Conservatives can’t be caught flatfooted, like usual.”

    That day may very well be in the next 30 days.

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  11. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    And finally, Rule 1:

    Pamela, Everything we do good, the media (the left) crushes. The bigger question is how do we circumvent them?

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  12. Menderman

    December 11th, 2012

    oh, I forgot rule 6….Zilla, I know my spelling and grammer suck, but the message is the important part…but I am trying to do better…

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  13. Alpha Maser

    December 11th, 2012

    Honestly, I tried imitating the sophomoric tactics of the left — maybe because they made the most indelible and painful marks upon my sole. In my daily reality the left’s arguments are childish and rubbishy and I should not be offended by their sophistry and feigned outrages – that happen over and over again.

    I should be ashamed of our uneducated masses that can’t see through the leftist’s/statist’s fallacious remarks.

    It only works on the least educated — meanwhile the most erudite have been indoctrinated into the Marxist pattern by indoctrinated professors — and that my friends is the block that votes and the propagandist block we will have difficulty with.

    These pinheads (P.Hd.’s) *think* they’re smart, educated, and cultured but they are decadent water carries for the anti-God, anti-America, Marxist religion; that builds a perfect Utopia on Earth with sinful beings.

    God help us all and…

    May the Lord bless you and keep you.
    May the Lord make his face to shine upon you,
    and be gracious to you.
    May the Lord lift up his countenance upon you,
    and give you peace.

    Numbers 6:24-26

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  14. Nutjob

    December 11th, 2012

    Dam, the philosophers literary stone of patriotism, morals, virtues, values and conservatism when facing extreme progressive/liberalism/socialism/marxism.

    Way to go soldiers!

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  15. Geoff C. The Saltine

    December 12th, 2012

    Mr. Hat, I am glad you put this up. I saw this at Zilla’s this morning. Everyone here should take the time to read all of the Bloggers comments. Quite good all of them. Way to go team.
    It would be nice to have them all in your links on the side bar.

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  16. Unruly Refugee

    December 12th, 2012

    I never could follow any rules. But take out the fooking media that keep attacking and spreading propaganda about conservatives. I’m for anything that will take down the liberal media lie machine.
    Maybe then we can get something done.

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  17. The Doktor

    December 12th, 2012

    NOT on this list is the speech and the words of Bill Whittle – The man who has THE ANSWERS as far as I, an American Conservative, is concerned regarding WHAT TO DO and WHAT TO SAY in taking back America.


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  18. The Doktor

    December 12th, 2012

    BTW – Here is MY Rule:

    Get ready for it, people! 2014 is just around the corner. We are STILL AMERICANS and can still vote in numbers so large as to make Voter Fraud a moot point!

    Don’t lose faith in America!

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