Home - by BigFurHat - December 10, 2012 - 02:00 America/New_York - 13 Comments
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 10th, 2012
Best concept I’ve seen since the Reagan years. Did good, Fur.
Only way a welfare grifter gets on a trampoline is if there’s a gold ring on the ceiling to grab.
@ scribble – Well there is, but some just don’t want to make the effort and others feel that gold that isn’t handed to them is fool’s gold.
Brown? Hmmmm, makes sense, I guess. The guy on the couch needs a crack pipe/Colt.45 4o ounce, and a TV with Jerry Springer, and a couple of skanky hoes hanging out on the couch w/ him.
Fruit and Nut Statist
the welfare slugs wouldn’t understand; i live next door to a clan of them who have a big trampoline in their yard that their fat/starving welfare kids bounce on.
@Boobie – You’re right. I stand corrected.
Net? More lie a hammock.
The stupid libs reading this probably are thinking “yeah we should get free trampolines too, great idea”!
Screw the trampoline. It should be a nagging, bitching, scold of a Jewish Mother, reminding you every fifteen minutes that Lois Goldblum’s boy is in his second year of law school, the least you could do is pick up your slim Jim wrappers and call your uncle Irving about that warehouse job he told you about last week.
It is unfair that some people should have more than others. It is only right that the federal government should take the excess money from the greedy people and give it to the downtrodden. I for one will be sending extra money to the IRS for this purpose.
Or a ladder, because true poverty is a pit.
Should be a trap door that lands them in an employment office.
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