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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 10th, 2012

    Best concept I’ve seen since the Reagan years. Did good, Fur.

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  2. scribble

    December 10th, 2012

    Only way a welfare grifter gets on a trampoline is if there’s a gold ring on the ceiling to grab.

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 10th, 2012

    @ scribble – Well there is, but some just don’t want to make the effort and others feel that gold that isn’t handed to them is fool’s gold.

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  4. JDavid

    December 10th, 2012

    Brown? Hmmmm, makes sense, I guess. The guy on the couch needs a crack pipe/Colt.45 4o ounce, and a TV with Jerry Springer, and a couple of skanky hoes hanging out on the couch w/ him.

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  5. Fruit and Nut Statist

    December 10th, 2012

    the welfare slugs wouldn’t understand; i live next door to a clan of them who have a big trampoline in their yard that their fat/starving welfare kids bounce on.

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  6. scribble

    December 10th, 2012

    @Boobie – You’re right. I stand corrected.

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  7. cfm990

    December 10th, 2012

    Net? More lie a hammock.

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  8. Ten Megaton

    December 10th, 2012

    Racist!

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  9. Nutjob

    December 10th, 2012

    The stupid libs reading this probably are thinking “yeah we should get free trampolines too, great idea”!

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  10. thirdtwin

    December 10th, 2012

    Screw the trampoline. It should be a nagging, bitching, scold of a Jewish Mother, reminding you every fifteen minutes that Lois Goldblum’s boy is in his second year of law school, the least you could do is pick up your slim Jim wrappers and call your uncle Irving about that warehouse job he told you about last week.

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  11. Billy Fuster

    December 10th, 2012

    It is unfair that some people should have more than others. It is only right that the federal government should take the excess money from the greedy people and give it to the downtrodden. I for one will be sending extra money to the IRS for this purpose.

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  12. JPK

    December 10th, 2012

    Or a ladder, because true poverty is a pit.

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  13. norman einstein

    December 10th, 2012

    Should be a trap door that lands them in an employment office.
    …or Mexico.

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