Home - by BigFurHat - December 9, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 7 Comments
December 10th, 2012
Hee Hee. You stomp it deep into the ground with the heel of your shoe.
Wow, he’s been golfing with my Pastor.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
That one actually came from Moe Tom! I just pooched it:)
Reminds me of the 90s.
Every time they pictured Bubba in his golf duds, I would say, “You know he never has an honest scorecard.” And that was way before he pointed his monica finger at us.
Stranded in Sonoma
A golfer is stranded on an island when he notices that a beautiful woman in a jump suit is walking up out of the surf. She looks straight at him and says, “You look hungry. Would you like something to eat?”
He replies, “Sure”. So she unzips a pocket on her suit and takes out a sandwich which she gives to the man. She then asks, “Would you like something to drink?”
He says, “Sure.” So she unzips another pocket and gives the man a beer.
When he finishes, she slowly starts to unzip her jumpsuit starting at the neck and says in her most provocative bedroom voice, “Would you like to play around?”
The man jumps up and screams, “You got golf clubs in there?!?!”
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